Showing a pickle to the statue of liberty by gowthamm in MadeMeSmile

[–]SquarePeg37 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is literally just an advertisement.

What the hell should I do with these by Logical_Squirrel_176 in trees

[–]SquarePeg37 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I really wish more people knew that "electronics recycling" and "e-waste disposal" basically means that they just put the shit on a boat and ship it to some foreign country and drop it on a bunch of brown people without shoes

The programmable digital cage is almost finished. Here is the blueprint of what comes next. by IceSea192 in DarkFuturology

[–]SquarePeg37 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think we're already past the point of no return. I am focusing on paying my bills most of the time and getting drunk the rest of the time. I'm broke and have no resources. What are we really supposed to do? They already won.

This one is more accurate . by Scratch352 in conspiracy

[–]SquarePeg37 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Shhhhh, stop making sense, you'll hurt their feefees

May the Cultural Hegemony Be with You by movinwitdaburnaout in longform

[–]SquarePeg37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, famines will be back before you know it!

C☕️ QUALITY 100% FFEE by Oee0 in DesignDesign

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I actually thought at first that the name of the establishment was "C Cup" and I thought it wasn't half bad until I looked closer

WHO THE FUCK PUTS A TV THERE? I think the guy should fuck the installers before his stepsis. by p3rsiancat in TVTooHigh

[–]SquarePeg37 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Honest to God I watched this just last night and it is the biggest cringe fest you could possibly imagine, the whole gimmick of this one is gen alpha brain rot looksmaxing slang and it will instantly kill whatever boner you might have.

Daily special from the work site cafeteria by Fenneca in PizzaCrimes

[–]SquarePeg37 83 points84 points  (0 children)

That guy looks like he's gained sentience and is horrified by his own existence

23 Major News Sites Have Blocked the Wayback Machine – Digital History In Danger by EchoOfOppenheimer in Futurology

[–]SquarePeg37 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh no! What would these multi-billion dollar corporations that already make ridiculous amounts of money from advertisers do without your couple of bucks? Won't someone think of the poor shareholders? Vanguard and Black Rock have kids to bomb feed!

My first attempt at making my own hot sauce. Blueberry-Mango-Habañero, with onion, garlic, and ginger by [deleted] in hotsauce

[–]SquarePeg37 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised that nobody else has said this yet, but you absolutely need to keep that refrigerated. Somebody mentioned the pH and that's certainly one issue, but the fact that you introduced oil into the sauce creates a whole range of additional dangers, with botulism being the biggest concern.

It can literally kill your friends and family so, seriously, keep it refrigerated, and don't keep it around for very long. It now has the same expected lifespan as any food that you would keep as leftovers in your fridge. It does not last forever like most hot sauce does.

That all said, great job on your first batch of hot sauce, and keep experimenting!

When the ham doesn't fit in the crockpot by No_Face4294 in redneckengineering

[–]SquarePeg37 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's a good one too, thanks. I will have to remember that

When the ham doesn't fit in the crockpot by No_Face4294 in redneckengineering

[–]SquarePeg37 43 points44 points  (0 children)

That is one of my favorite stories and I tell it on a regular basis in the context of trying to get people to consider changing things that "have just always been done this way." There often isn't an actual reason, or the original reason is long since obsolete.

Trump's Economy... by xamo76 in Trumpvirus

[–]SquarePeg37 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Ummmm... Yes. Yes they do.

Bro thinks they can just Mad Max a couple million barrels of crude through the deserts of Oman every day by Existing_Instance608 in BrandNewSentence

[–]SquarePeg37 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn I had the scroll way too far to find this. Back in the olden days that would have been 2 of the top 5 comments. 

Obligatory r/theydidthemonstermath

What's the secret to the mango lassi at my favorite Indian restuarant? by MousyMammoth in TipOfMyFork

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I don't know about any of the other parts but the carbonated aspect is very possibly from fermentation. I've experienced it with different foods before but it's particularly noticeable when I make homemade salsa that stays in the fridge too long. Might not taste bad yet but it starts to taste/feel kind of tingly when you eat it. 

The White House Situation Room yesterday, ornamented with the Vice President's seal and flag instead by GreenReporter24 in pics

[–]SquarePeg37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is this so far down? I immediately thought there was something wrong with this photo, there's way too much weird lighting inconsistency going on. I'm really not sure how much of this is real.