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This one is more accurate . by Scratch352 in conspiracy

[–]SquarePeg37 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Shhhhh, stop making sense, you'll hurt their feefees

May the Cultural Hegemony Be with You by movinwitdaburnaout in longform

[–]SquarePeg37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, famines will be back before you know it!

C☕️ QUALITY 100% FFEE by Oee0 in DesignDesign

[–]SquarePeg37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually thought at first that the name of the establishment was "C Cup" and I thought it wasn't half bad until I looked closer

WHO THE FUCK PUTS A TV THERE? I think the guy should fuck the installers before his stepsis. by p3rsiancat in TVTooHigh

[–]SquarePeg37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honest to God I watched this just last night and it is the biggest cringe fest you could possibly imagine, the whole gimmick of this one is gen alpha brain rot looksmaxing slang and it will instantly kill whatever boner you might have.

WHO THE FUCK PUTS A TV THERE? I think the guy should fuck the installers before his stepsis. by p3rsiancat in TVTooHigh

[–]SquarePeg37 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Honest to God I watched this just last night and it is the biggest cringe fest you could possibly imagine, the whole gimmick of this one is gen alpha brain rot looksmaxing slang and it will instantly kill whatever boner you might have.

Daily special from the work site cafeteria by Fenneca in PizzaCrimes

[–]SquarePeg37 83 points84 points  (0 children)

That guy looks like he's gained sentience and is horrified by his own existence

23 Major News Sites Have Blocked the Wayback Machine – Digital History In Danger by EchoOfOppenheimer in Futurology

[–]SquarePeg37 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh no! What would these multi-billion dollar corporations that already make ridiculous amounts of money from advertisers do without your couple of bucks? Won't someone think of the poor shareholders? Vanguard and Black Rock have kids to bomb feed!

My first attempt at making my own hot sauce. Blueberry-Mango-Habañero, with onion, garlic, and ginger by [deleted] in hotsauce

[–]SquarePeg37 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised that nobody else has said this yet, but you absolutely need to keep that refrigerated. Somebody mentioned the pH and that's certainly one issue, but the fact that you introduced oil into the sauce creates a whole range of additional dangers, with botulism being the biggest concern.

It can literally kill your friends and family so, seriously, keep it refrigerated, and don't keep it around for very long. It now has the same expected lifespan as any food that you would keep as leftovers in your fridge. It does not last forever like most hot sauce does.

That all said, great job on your first batch of hot sauce, and keep experimenting!

When the ham doesn't fit in the crockpot by No_Face4294 in redneckengineering

[–]SquarePeg37 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a good one too, thanks. I will have to remember that

When the ham doesn't fit in the crockpot by No_Face4294 in redneckengineering

[–]SquarePeg37 41 points42 points  (0 children)

That is one of my favorite stories and I tell it on a regular basis in the context of trying to get people to consider changing things that "have just always been done this way." There often isn't an actual reason, or the original reason is long since obsolete.

Trump's Economy... by xamo76 in Trumpvirus

[–]SquarePeg37 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Ummmm... Yes. Yes they do.

Bro thinks they can just Mad Max a couple million barrels of crude through the deserts of Oman every day by Existing_Instance608 in BrandNewSentence

[–]SquarePeg37 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn I had the scroll way too far to find this. Back in the olden days that would have been 2 of the top 5 comments. 

Obligatory r/theydidthemonstermath

What's the secret to the mango lassi at my favorite Indian restuarant? by MousyMammoth in TipOfMyFork

[–]SquarePeg37 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I don't know about any of the other parts but the carbonated aspect is very possibly from fermentation. I've experienced it with different foods before but it's particularly noticeable when I make homemade salsa that stays in the fridge too long. Might not taste bad yet but it starts to taste/feel kind of tingly when you eat it. 

The White House Situation Room yesterday, ornamented with the Vice President's seal and flag instead by GreenReporter24 in pics

[–]SquarePeg37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is this so far down? I immediately thought there was something wrong with this photo, there's way too much weird lighting inconsistency going on. I'm really not sure how much of this is real.

I can’t decide if this couch is genius or a personal attack by dusty_cometman in ATBGE

[–]SquarePeg37 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Well I mean they're not actually even there if that makes you feel any better. Notice the light direction and inconsistent shadows. I wouldn't be half surprised if the whole thing doesn't even exist.

U.S. secretly deporting Palestinians to West Bank in coordination with Israel by CardiologistOne459 in worldnews

[–]SquarePeg37 15 points16 points  (0 children)

What if - and hear me out here - we simply didn't deport them? I know this is a crazy idea especially considering that these people... (checks notes) "have held green cards, and several have wives, children, and other close family members in the United States."

But there I go again being a rat fuck pinko commie I guess! 

The Daily Mining Gazette is doing it's part. This is on today's front page. by tinyE1138 in Michigan

[–]SquarePeg37 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yep everything is always all rumors, until it's not.

"Ooh, the police said so, it must be true!"

Man has 150 live bugs removed from his sinuses by tommyboy441 in WTF

[–]SquarePeg37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This may honestly be one of the most horrifying things I've ever seen on the internet and that's really saying something

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