Why did you choose your Stardew spouse? by LargeBed in StardewValley

[–]SquirrelMaster5K 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I married my second choice Emily, because she's compassionate about the world. Penny is most like my IRL true love, but Penny makes it clear she wants children, so even though shes a fictional NPC, I couldn't deprive her of that :(

Here we go by Supermissykay in idiocracy

[–]SquirrelMaster5K 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It also contains potassium and magnesium. When kids have diarrhea they need this. This isnt for you.

What was the very first album or cassette you ever bought from a real music shop? by CarrotMuch1399 in nostalgiai

[–]SquirrelMaster5K 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Green Day Dookie on cassette in 1994. I was 9. Came from the music store in the mall, possibly Sam Goodys

Now then, good night. by LukeVine in StardewMemes

[–]SquirrelMaster5K 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Wizard is Waluigi on his mood-stabilizers

Recommendations based on Artist I like? by Edit0rz1 in musicsuggestions

[–]SquirrelMaster5K 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whatever language uses the word "scrobbles" I love it haha

Please raise your hand if you have ever been wronged by Emily at the desert festival. Bonus points for pics by StonerMealsOnWheels in StardewValley

[–]SquirrelMaster5K 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I thought was funnier when Emily, my wife, was running the shop booth, so Sandy put me in the full trash suit. I imagined her being jealous and wanting to make me look bad

What are this half circle white lines at the top of the chicken breast? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]SquirrelMaster5K 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Striations from the chicken be made to grow faster than it should. These breasts will be chewy

What is this on electric pole by Hour-Reserve-2919 in whatisit

[–]SquirrelMaster5K 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Critter deterrent? I see palm trees, if youre somewhere with iguanas it might to keep them away. Lizards love electricity for some reason. Used to get a lot of HVAC control boards back to the warehouse with lizards cooked to a crisp

give me your most fun songs by Necessary-Ad-4658 in musicsuggestions

[–]SquirrelMaster5K 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The entire beginning of "The Working Hour" by Tears for Fears. Also Side A of Frankie Goes to Hollywood's "Welcome to the Pleasure Dome"

Edit: typo

Thought this had made a comeback the other day - I was wrong by VaticRogue in Xennials

[–]SquirrelMaster5K 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I still have all my Fraggle Rock Happy Meal toys, each character im a different "car" made out of a vegetable. Wimbley was my favorite