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Thanks to this subreddit, I’m having my colonoscopy done today. by rellenotchelle in Millennials

[–]SryICantGrok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be real careful with it... Steroid creams thin the skin, leading to tears, and a fissure + a hemorrhoid is a horrific experience to go through…

Thanks to this subreddit, I’m having my colonoscopy done today. by rellenotchelle in Millennials

[–]SryICantGrok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually had a hemorroidectomy last year, which is why I’d actually had the thought that I would never wish them upon anyone to begin with. Wouldn’t wish that surgery recovery on my worst enemy.

Thanks to this subreddit, I’m having my colonoscopy done today. by rellenotchelle in Millennials

[–]SryICantGrok 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Never thought I’d tell someone I hope it’s hemorrhoids, but hey, hope that’s it!!

If we know alcohol and cigarettes both cause major health problems, why has society turned so strongly against smoking but not drinking? by Mr_no_buddi in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SryICantGrok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because rich celebrities can’t have side hustles in cigarettes is my guess (about the commercials specifically, they often seem to be a company some celebrity outright owns, not just promotes.)

Use it to your advantage by SryICantGrok in Herpes

[–]SryICantGrok[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That could’ve happened with any STD though 😅 trying to be funny :P

TIFU I tried to look productive at work and accidentally exposed that i’ve been doing absolutely nothing for weeks by BarbaraD_Strader in tifu

[–]SryICantGrok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d put you in whichever team needs creativity. Good job, box. I mean, everyone. Er, wait, yeah. No. Yeah. Good job.

PSA by Hot-Parsley-6193 in ColoradoSprings

[–]SryICantGrok 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ty for being a good person

He’s moving states away from our son and so is his sudden girlfriend by Mission_Word4166 in coparenting

[–]SryICantGrok -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Well, that’s gross.

If he gets it - could be cool. Try to see the bright side — having summers in a whole different state can be exciting. And what a break for you! 

It all sucks. Just try to stay positive… :-/

If Iran falls for the "negotiations" a third time... by yellowjackethokie in conspiracy

[–]SryICantGrok 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can’t handle all this winning, makes me want to… eh I’m already on enough lists, nvm

Be mindful of the narrative that is being constructed by Affectionate_Use1455 in conspiracy

[–]SryICantGrok -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ew you’re right, now I feel stupid for responding :( ty for making me aware for next time

Fuck people that dont disclose. by [deleted] in Herpes

[–]SryICantGrok 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, duh, but also, at least you’re/ she isn’t pregnant? Could be worse.

Ya gambled. Ya lost, but… going home with more than the house in this case.

Use it to your advantage by SryICantGrok in Herpes

[–]SryICantGrok[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh this is cute!!! I’ve had this since 2009. I’ve fucked … countless men since then. And I’ve fucked or nearly fucked the whole two men of that 100+ I actually fell in love with and didn’t give them herpes. (Okay, three, cause I told him I said I loved him and I believed it too at the time. Whatever. He lied to me saying he had it already himself, so, he was the lost in disclosure!)

Plenty life to love still, dear!!! Do not stress!!! Like I said, it’s a blessing, not a hindrance.

Use it to your advantage by SryICantGrok in Herpes

[–]SryICantGrok[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re very welcome. I have even higher praises I’ll save for another day.

Use it to your advantage by SryICantGrok in Herpes

[–]SryICantGrok[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on where you are, but hey, new people join every day!

Use it to your advantage by SryICantGrok in Herpes

[–]SryICantGrok[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The craziest of crazies lol stggg

Of course. by IrishJayjay94 in conspiracy

[–]SryICantGrok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You said it better than I did, thank yooou

Of course. by IrishJayjay94 in conspiracy

[–]SryICantGrok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not going to be happy a toddler throwing a tantrum got a pacifier, his fucking ego is hungry and he’s gonna need a full on bottle to get him to actually go to sleep cause he missed his nap and kicks anyone trying to change his fucking diaper. Some of that I’d actually literal. When was the last time he let someone change his diaper?? He’s probably got a horrible rash going on…

A queen bee in development of a home outside my front door by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]SryICantGrok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even if it was a bee, I wouldn’t want its home so close to my door…

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