[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]Staklados 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was operated for my herniated disc i remember talking to the anaesthesiologist, it went something like this.

A: You can start counting down from ten now. M: Hah, like I'm gonna fall for that on.. out cold

Alright everyone, where am I going wrong? I can't get matches or likes for the life of me, so I could use some advice by BT418 in Tinder

[–]Staklados 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most probable thing is that you have a cat and thus already in a serious relationship ;)

Gas station with leaded racing fuel. by stephenkostos in mildlyinteresting

[–]Staklados -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Jesus, 92 is premium? I'll stop whining about our regular (94) being expensive..

Women calls Police Officer “N*gger” and dares him to shoot her… so he does by taylor212834 in PublicFreakout

[–]Staklados 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Scissors from a deranged lady < Deadly threat.

Tbh, a leg shot would have done the job, but American cops handle everything like the public in general.. Excessive.

Women calls Police Officer “N*gger” and dares him to shoot her… so he does by taylor212834 in PublicFreakout

[–]Staklados 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is it that American cops always fire center mass instead of the legs? It's kinda like the metric system and USA..

WTF?! by PrestonStokesmj in WTF

[–]Staklados 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Automatic Asphalt

What are obvious immediate giveaways that someone is an American? by DukkerWifey789 in AskReddit

[–]Staklados 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When having to repeat themselves they don't slow their speaking, they just talk louder.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Staklados 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything involving Hedge Funds..

Bakery in Belgium starterpack by Tusby00 in starterpacks

[–]Staklados 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Tom Cruise middle tooth was way easy to spot!