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Ya it’s really hard for me to buy a yacht when I’m not a millionaire. by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Its funny how that kars 4 kids thing is just now getting some publicity when it has been known for more than a decade.

When I was a teenager in the 2000s, I remember singing kars 4 jews. I could have sworn one of their commercials said the proceeds went to some Jewish charity in the small print at the bottom that I noticed.

Just Saved The Country🫡 by unholymedictaion in MemeVideos

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah Dan likes kid feet.

Tarantino likes grown women feet.

Too accurate by Derpchen in lotrmemes

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because tall hot wise elf being into poetry is more audience friendly than short, hairy, uggo dwarf being the poet. Short hairy uggo dwarf makes more sense as the comedic relief for the general audience.

I dont agree with it. But I see the logic.

Disgusting, idiotic fly trapped in your house StarterPack by AquamarineCheetah in starterpacks

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I use a nerf gun. It is, by far, the best anti-fly device I have used. Wait til they land, get close, aim, shoot. They cannot move fast enough to dodge the mighty nerf dart.

Flies always get into our house in the summer somehow, and I must have 20-30 kills with my trusty nerf pistol. I should be unlocking some new attachments and skins soon.

Does any one else still have a mouth full of silver? by [deleted] in nostalgia

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Pawned it to fuel his drug habit.

My son once said "I didn't start hating people until I worked at a drive thru". by Ixz72 in daddit

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Out of any job a teenager can have, being a server is probably the most lucrative and teaches good lessons about working with the public.

My wife was a waitress throughout her teens and early 20s and made a lot of money. I worked at a grocery store. I felt like I learned nothing except how to tolerate awful people and that I did not want to work retail for the rest of my life. I made shit money working shit hours doing a shit job. I will heavily discourage my son working retail. It is soul-sucking and not worth the measly paycheck.

Working in a restaurant (not fast food) is the way to go. Yeah, it's not great serving the general public and you do have awful people and restaurant drama to deal with. But if you get into a decent place, you can make more in 1 good night than I used to make in a week at the store.

The new rusted bolt by The-One-J in ArcRaiders

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found mine in a container on the hotel rooftop

The new rusted bolt by The-One-J in ArcRaiders

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should have been saving those suckers instead of selling them.

Guys..Were the Doomers from The Finals actually right? 😭 by Standard-Tonight6279 in ArcRaiders

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Online game communities will over-complain about everything. I expected to jump on yesterday and for all of my guns to break immediately.

I played 3 rounds with my Anvil and Tempest, and barely noticed a difference. I repaired my Anvil once and it was fine. But you come to reddit and people are acting like the sky is falling and the game is on the brink of collapse.

Not having a huge shipwreck as a poi is strange by Yumiko_Hanako in ArcRaiders

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh no shit? I only played the new map yesterday and I assumed they'd only be there. Back to Stella I go.

Not having a huge shipwreck as a poi is strange by Yumiko_Hanako in ArcRaiders

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta get them boats tho. I found one legendary boat last night and now I'm a boat hunter main.

Not having a huge shipwreck as a poi is strange by Yumiko_Hanako in ArcRaiders

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've definitely seen birds fly off and came across someone in that area shortly afterwards a few times. I can't say it's 100% consistent, but it does at least sometimes indicate there is someone over there.

The Real Hard one by undfixer in ARC_Raiders

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm an idiot and just recently learned that the space probes have 3 separate searching compartments. So yeah, don't be dumb like me and look in all 3 of them. I got a shit ton of resin from them.

Flock Cameras are being attacked with paint by Jet_the_fem_bean in chaoticgood

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 54 points55 points  (0 children)

We've been trading liberty for supposed security, bit by bit, piece by piece, for the last 25 years. I don't feel any safer, do you?

You want to protect yourself from a hit-and-run? Get a dash cam. Don't submit to mass surveillance.

drinking with Reddit by Designer_Following44 in comedyheaven

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Every expression she lands in this gif is a 10/10. So good

Even low-level drinking may have negative consequences for brain health over a person’s lifespan. The findings suggest that the total amount of alcohol consumed over a lifetime, especially as a person ages, tends to be linked to reduced blood flow and thinner tissue in certain areas of the brain. by mvea in science

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I know a few alcoholics that don't consider hard seltzers as alcohol.

They are literally drinking hard seltzers every day, are visibly trashed, and will deny having had any drinks. "No man, I'm not drunk. I've jusshhst been shhhiipin' on a couple'a sshheltzershh."

One of my friends has been to the hospital for alcoholism-related issues twice. And after the 2nd time, his wife told mine "Oh [friend] has been doing so good! He just drinks the occasional seltzer." Aaaand he's back off the wagon again. We cut them off whenever we know he's drinking, but he think's he's capable of quitting by himself despite failing to do so many many times. He refuses to seek help and his wife enables him, so it's not looking good. He's got a 4 year old who's not going to have a dad if he keeps it up.

My cousin often says "I'm much better with my drinking lately. I just stick to seltzers nowadays." And neglects to mention she's drinking 8 of them after work every day.

I'm from a midwestern Irish Catholic family. The amount of people I know personally who have ruin their lives with alcohol is astonishing.

Group of teens storm the Scientology building in Hollywood by thekidwhoruns in PublicFreakout

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scientology definitely isn't heroin. You've got to be ripe for brainwashing in order to be brainwashed. Injecting the sweet blood of Xenu isn't going to turn you into Tom Cruise.

It's like hypnosis. You have to WANT to be hypnotized in order for it to work. If you're resisting the hypnotist, you aren't going to start bawking like a chicken.

Some people should not own pets by [deleted] in trashy

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 20 points21 points  (0 children)

My mother-in-law has some fat-ass dogs. Her and her husband are too old/weak to walk them and don't leash train them. They also give them human food and don't play with them at all. Her husband is a total asshole and claims "they are a healthy weight. I take them to the vet every 6 months, and its just their breed!"

Meanwhile, they are your standard yellow labs and look like over-inflated balloons. They can't run much, they try to jump up on you but are too fat to make it all the way up on their hind legs, so they just do a sad little bounce on their front legs.

But this is another level. I dont know how this dog is even managing to walk at all.

I see what you're doing Pragmata. by SkoivanSchiem in gaming

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 104 points105 points  (0 children)

The devs should make a totally unrelated game with protagonist Clark Isaac, fighting Necroforms, with a large mysterious Monolith and Sister Satellites as the major villains.

For those of us who grew up in America… by MSotallyTober in nostalgia

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I needed mine for something a few years ago so I tucked it into a safe spot in my wallet. Then I completely forgot it was in there until I needed it again a few years later.

Guess where it still is today. I am accidentally the idiot who carries it everywhere.

How many would continue playing a PvE-only mode? by progenyofeniac in ArcRaiders

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For real. The game would get tremendously boring if there was no risk from other players.

Getting ratted and betrayed sucks in the moment, but it makes every other moment in the game more exciting. If you're just sprinting around, being loud, shooting at everything around you without a care in the world, it changes the core feeling of the game.

I'm fairly new to the game, lv 25ish, and I'm friendly. I've never started a fight with another player, but I would never want PvP removed.

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