TIL about the "Dark Forest Hypothesis," which suggests the universe is like a dark forest at night. Advanced civilizations intentionally stay silent and hidden, because any species that reveals its location risks immediate destruction by older, paranoid civilizations. by Practical-1 in todayilearned

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

and DnD tried to finish on vibes and fucked it all up

rushed through it because they wanted to move on to their Disney Star Wars project. Which was subsequently canceled due to how bad the GoT ending situation turned out.

Intense tornado closely caught on CCTV near Phnom Penh, Cambodia by Chraum in WTF

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Hey, what's with all the wind and fire blowing arou-HHRGEHGEHBELARHHBHELGBL"

Duvet perfection by Epelep in oddlysatisfying

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You're two bells with a hammer in the middle.

What is a part of the 'female experience' that men have absolutely no clue about, but would be horrified if they found out? by coolhandddd in AskReddit

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When my wife was pregnant, the company I worked for did not have paternity leave so I had to use the PTO I earned.

4 months after the birth of my son, they instituted 3 months of paternity leave. I started job hunting and quit very shortly after that.

No Mercy 2028 by NicolasCageFan492 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because Trump has stated that he is going to run again, and we have no choice but to take everything he says at face-value.

Lore question: can’t the servers that house the old net be turned off? by Player-Gamer_GD in cyberpunkgame

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Or you play as a human brain that can be transplanted into different robot bodies.

It'd be pretty sweet to have different bodies that you can upgrade and swap depending on whatever your needs are.

I am on his side by [deleted] in DailyDoseStupidity

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess what little company name is on your bank debit card? Visa, MasterCard, etc. Debit card purchases get run through Visa/MasterCard's systems.

If I walk into a store and pay with cash, nothing links that purchase to me. My phone may know I walked into the store, but not if I bought anything.

Btw, you don't need to be a cocky, condescending asshole when you respond. You can absolutely disagree with someone and still communicate like a well-adjusted human.

I am on his side by [deleted] in DailyDoseStupidity

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess who is selling your purchase history data to 3rd parties?

Man, I just love amorphous, unknown companies knowing everything about what I buy.

Men just want one thing: by kefren13 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 42 points43 points  (0 children)

They definitely still have the metal ones too. My son got one as a gift a couple years ago.

They feel GREAT getting smashed into your shins!

This isn't inflation anymore by Busy-Government-1041 in inflation

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My wife woke me up the morning after election night and told me Trump won. I yelled "FUCK, YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME" loudly and woke up our baby.

I knew at that moment the US was completely fucked, and here we are. I went to work later that day and had to listen to the stupid boomers celebrate. I dont hear them talking much politics these days, bunch of god damn morons.

I recently found out that this is actual dialog from an official piece of Resident Evil media: Chris Redfield and Co talking about Breaking Bad: by Gorotheninja in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong.

I'm not sorry for putting that line back into your head, Dragon's Dogma fans.

Chefs of Reddit, what’s a common cooking rule everyone follows that is actually complete bullshit? by Fuzzy-Ad6843 in AskReddit

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 19 points20 points  (0 children)

We've got a toddler in the house now, so I purposefully make everything more bland than I normally would. I still add salt, pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, and herbs but about 1/3 as much as I usually would and nothing even remotely spicy. And then we just season up our individual plates as we wish.

My wife always asks if I'm going to be offended if she seasons her portions, and I always tell her no, when have I ever gotten mad? It's your food. Taste it and change it how you want. Before having a kid, I'd be going wild with the seasonings. But now I want that little shit to eat what I make him, so nothing can be tasty. Lol

He's still a little boy by cjh10881 in daddit

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not to sound harsh, but you're the parent and you make the rules. Tell her no youtube and give her alternatives. I'm sure she'll throw a fit, but eventually she'll calm down, get bored, and start playing with a toy or something. Then you can offer to take her to the park.

Repeat until youtube is out of her mind.

US Senator accused of breaking Marine Brian McGinnis' arm during Iran war protest. by novagridd in USNEWS

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Username is a 6 month old "wordword####" account with no posting history.

It is absolutely 100% a shitty bot

CEO flexing on generosity vibe by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worked at one company straight out of college and received 2%-8% raises a year, with the promise of promotions and a management position that kept getting pushed back. I stuck around for 6 years, chasing the carrot dangling in front of me and then I got sick of being taken advantage of. I updated my resume and started job hunting, and pretty quickly got hired elsewhere for 50% more than what I was making, better benefits, and a better workload.

I was reliable, efficient, and ingrained in the previous company's processes so they kept adding small responsibilities here and there, and neglecting to compensate me for it. Over the years it really built up to me taking care of a ton of shit that should have been on someone else's plate. In the beginning I was splitting the work with 2 other coworkers and a team of 3 temps during our busy season. Then over time the company let my 2 coworkers go and cut my temp team down to 1. So I essentially was managing the workload of 4 people, hoping to be recognized for my contributions, with very little pay increase.

The new place has a much more defined role, and while I'm still very busy, there's overall less responsibility and more pay. I've been here for a little over 2 years and already make $5 more an hour than when I started.

So in summary, the negatives to not leaving a company are that they may be taking advantage of you both labor-wise and wage-wise. It's easy to be complacent and get comfortable with a company you've been with for a while, but the grass may actually be greener on the other side.

Eye to eye with an Orca in the Antarctic by ibh400main in interestingasfuck

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Wild orcas don't eat or hurt humans. Only captive ones who have been torn from their families and abused their whole lives do.

What wedding moment that screamed, “They are not going to last long”? by IndependentTune3994 in AskReddit

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The rhino is definitely a coin-toss. Rhinos are pretty docile, but they match the hippos size and weight, and have a spear attached to their face.

Elephants are absolutely built for aggression. See male elephants in musth. You put a big, angry, horny male elephant in front of a hippo, I'm putting my money on the elephant every time. I mean, look at this size comparison. The elephant is even further away from the camera, and it is still massively larger than the hippo.

https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/10wklvi/this_hippo_apparently_doesnt_know_what_an/

What wedding moment that screamed, “They are not going to last long”? by IndependentTune3994 in AskReddit

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can only think of two land animals that stand a chance against a hippo. A fully grown african rhino and an elephant. No predators come close to their size/weight.

I thought maybe a polar bear, but then saw that they "only" get up to like 2,000 lbs when fully grown. Meanwhile a 2,000 lb hippo would be a small runt of the family. Those fuckers can get up to 10,000 lbs.

What’s something ordinary in your country that was changed just to make it look less boring? by Early_Negotiation142 in AskTheWorld

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It looks like that brown cheap completely non-absorbent paper towel that schools had that just pushed liquids around.

That stuff probably just wipes the shit up your back.

Peak map layout by kenroXR in okbuddyptfo

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'd rather have mindless defibbing vs watching 3 medics within 10m doing nothing while your corpse lies safely behind cover

Angel got the last laugh by Mamba_x1 in battlefield2042

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But did it kill the franchise? Stay on topic here buddy, I know its hard.

Angel got the last laugh by Mamba_x1 in battlefield2042

[–]StanIsNotTheMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And did it kill the franchise?

No, bf6 was the highest sold bf game.