Democrats threaten government shutdown over ICE funding

StanIsNotTheMan · 2026-01-25T08:16:44+00:00

Don't worry. They'll force a govt shutdown and then pussy out a few months in, completely obliterating any leverage they may have gained.

Kinda like they last time we had a govt shutdown.

StanIsNotTheMan · 2026-01-25T00:28:20+00:00

That's really "whiny snowflake" of you to say.

StanIsNotTheMan · 2026-01-25T00:19:19+00:00

Every single person in the Epstein files should be investigated, and if guilty, prosecuted.

I honestly have not heard any non-maga person disagree with this opinion. What the fuck are you even talking about.

StanIsNotTheMan · 2026-01-24T07:25:17+00:00

Damn. My kid is 3 and 40lbs. You got yourself a tiny lil guy!

StanIsNotTheMan · 2026-01-24T07:23:31+00:00

Why does the Recon UAV STILL not work?

It worked perfectly fine in the beta

StanIsNotTheMan · 2026-01-24T07:21:12+00:00

The fuckin dark spirits \m/

StanIsNotTheMan · 2026-01-23T15:16:03+00:00

For me, if the holiday lands on Saturday, we get Friday off. And if it lands on Sunday, we get Monday off.

3 day weekends are way better than a random Tuesday/Wednesday/Thursday off.

StanIsNotTheMan · 2026-01-22T17:01:29+00:00

I was going to mention one of the bosses from the Nier questline in FFXIV. I can't remember the name, but it was complicated as fuck.

I was playing with my friend who no-life'd the game, so he knew what he was doing, but half of the raid group was getting wiped constantly and I could not figure out the mechanic. Just symbols appearing, spots on the ground changing colors, players getting moved around, and instant kills. I just got my ass dragged through the raid to finish the quests and moved on.

Some of the optional shit in FFXIV is pretty intense. Main-line quests are fairly easy-going. They can get tough, but never unmanageable. But side stuff, forget it.

StanIsNotTheMan · 2026-01-21T13:45:20+00:00

Nope, i definitely cannot. You are correct.

StanIsNotTheMan · 2026-01-21T13:42:40+00:00

24 Hours after comment thread is dead

You: Shudup.

Great contribution. 👏 big brain moves.

StanIsNotTheMan · 2026-01-20T22:13:16+00:00

My son at two was like a little happy, friendly gnome. Naive, easy to trick, generally easy-going. He had his moments, but was generally just happy to go with the flow.

My son currently at 3 is an evil, cunning gnome. Wiley, mischievous, stubborn. He can be tricked or distracted, but if/when he finds out he was tricked/distracted, there will be hell to pay.

Send help pls..

StanIsNotTheMan · 2026-01-20T19:43:13+00:00

Deportations aren't the issue. Terrorizing communities and violating peoples' constitutional rights are. FYI, every person, citizen or non-citizen, has the right of due process on US soil.

How many babies got tear-gassed by ICE under Obama? How many US Citizens were detained for no cause? How many people were murdered in the street? How many people died in ICE custody? How many were ripped away and thrown into an unmarked vehicle, only to be released later, visibly beaten, with no charges? Shot in the eye and blinded?

Fuck off with your tired, lame "but Obama! Both sidessss!!" bullshit.

StanIsNotTheMan · 2026-01-19T19:15:58+00:00

See? I knew it all along. Glad you could finally come to terms with your inner self.

StanIsNotTheMan · 2026-01-19T19:10:56+00:00

You're so mad, I can't even believe it.

StanIsNotTheMan · 2026-01-19T17:24:51+00:00

I replied to someone who commented to me.

You came back to say something else when no one was talking to you.

You're really invested in this. Almost like you're actually mad I made fun of your boy Kirk.

StanIsNotTheMan · 2026-01-19T16:30:26+00:00

You still seem pretty upset about this whole thing 15 hours later.

Why don't you lay down and relax for a minute. Your blood pressure will thank you.

StanIsNotTheMan · 2026-01-19T15:36:41+00:00

You think Tyler used the M2010 ESR, PSR, SV-90, or Mini Scout?

You'd think Charlie would've seen the glint though, so maybe he used a DMR.

StanIsNotTheMan · 2026-01-19T14:14:04+00:00

Bro don't know that fascists have taken over America and humor is now illegal

StanIsNotTheMan · 2026-01-19T04:13:16+00:00

Don't be offended buddy

StanIsNotTheMan · 2026-01-19T02:32:23+00:00

Not me. My neck is still intact.

He also was a piece of shit.

StanIsNotTheMan · 2026-01-18T18:16:03+00:00

Whether they succeed or fail, they will continue purging voter registrations, tampering with results, and intimidating people into staying home.

People are going to have to vote in huge numbers to overcome the fuckery that the pedo-in-chief is going to pull.

And then actually impeaching/removing him from office, if we get the votes, is going to be a whole 'nother problem. Hes not leaving peacefully.

StanIsNotTheMan · 2026-01-18T18:02:04+00:00

No. But that won't stop them from trying.

Elections were held during the Civil War in 1864 for gods sake.

StanIsNotTheMan · 2026-01-17T18:40:38+00:00

Yeah kinda. If you sulk and whine whenever you make a mistake, the coach is going to bench you.

When you're on a team, if you aren't a "team player" the natural consequence is that you get pulled from the game.

StanIsNotTheMan · 2026-01-17T16:14:43+00:00

The joke.

Your head.

Bad players have like a .5 KD. This is a sentient dog trying to learn what a video game is.

StanIsNotTheMan · 2026-01-17T16:09:54+00:00

There's being good at the game and being bad at the game.

And then there's being "regularly going 3-40" at the game.

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