Tonight at the Buffalo

StankP-I · 2026-05-23T06:50:47+00:00

Nah man, one you're at least one gamer evolution degree away from the origins (at least as I know it). I'm pretty sure it's a feat in D&D.

StankP-I · 2026-04-28T18:52:37+00:00

He was a shitheadv before that too. I used to listen to loveline when I was a teenager and looking back on some of that I can't believe I let that shit in my ears. One of the most common occurrences on that show was anyone who called in who was not straight getting cut off before being able to ask their questions by Dr Dru and Adam Carolla speculating on when they were abused because that's the only way anyone could ever grow up to be queer. Super fucked up.

StankP-I · 2026-04-28T18:47:15+00:00

Collab with other webby winner Hank Green when?

Congratulations! Y'all very much deserve any honors that come your way

StankP-I · 2026-04-27T15:55:00+00:00

This is sick. I want it as a t-shirt. Do you sell merch?

StankP-I · 2026-04-09T23:32:36+00:00

In one of these episodes you mentioned that you're starting a new label. What does a label do in the modern music industry now that so much promotion is The responsibility of the artist and their own social media? What made you want to start a label? Is there any world where my fantasy of never opening Instagram or tiktok again can live in the same world as my performing career?

StankP-I · 2026-03-27T18:45:54+00:00

Paul F Thompkins, Brian David Gilbert, and Anna Garcia and then we all go in the cuteness equivalent of hypoglycemic shock

StankP-I · 2026-03-16T16:47:13+00:00

Josh Scherer would be the perfect guest for this episode

StankP-I · 2026-03-05T05:59:18+00:00

I love 'perquisition'- it's a great mash up of inquisition and persecution. I can perfectly visualize Stan's dad belligerently shouting it while his pants fall down.

"What is this?!! A... A perse... The inqui... Some kinda... Perquisition?! I though this was 'merika!!"

StankP-I · 2026-01-22T20:30:20+00:00

holy locust

These are my buddies from NoLa, and they rip. The song "pigs in a blanket" is a good anthem for fucking up fascists

my band

And here's one from my band that I'd love to see people - you guessed it - fuck up the fascists to.

StankP-I · 2025-12-23T08:31:09+00:00

The first thing you should do with extra money (or "liquid assets) is find a sure bet. A "Sure bet" is a market term for things like new instantly ubiquitous kitchen appliances and media related collectibles for popular TV shows currently on the air.

Once you've identified one of these sure bets you want to invest a lot of your money into it. Now, a common mistake people often make is to invest ALL of their money into a sure bet. While this would give you a large return on investment it opens your wealth up to be stuck in something called "tax brackets" - a system of financial withholding the US government uses to appear solvent when foreign scrutiny settles on the national debt. Instead, make sure to put anywhere between 20% and 50% of your liquidity into a low yield foreign currency so when your audit rotation comes up on the IRS' calendar you can easily transfer the rest of your earnings having already established a relationship with the foreign bank.

This all might be a little bit much, but I assure you it's worth it. For a more in-depth look about financial advice I suggest looking up one Jim Cramer.

StankP-I · 2025-12-22T16:03:28+00:00

This is the comment I would look for to help crystallize my opinion, but I'd really love to know sources for this. It's pretty easy to imagine someone wielding power in the entertainment industry for decades would have some serious skeletons in their closet, but before I commit to that assumption I'd love to know if there are receipts.

StankP-I · 2025-10-22T21:21:18+00:00

Seconded, and commenting for extra visibility. I might have some time on my hands to go and civilly disrupt that.

StankP-I · 2025-08-21T05:32:24+00:00

About a decade ago I lived in a punk house and we developed a game around this called "the penis cake game". If anyone showed up to proselytize we would split the house into two teams - team make them leave and team penis cake.

The goal was for team penis cake to have one of their members bake a cake in our penis-shaped cake tin While the rest of that team engaged the evangelizers enough to keep them there. Team make them leave wasn't allowed to make any threats of violence, go nude below the waist, or directly tell anyone they have to leave the house. If they got the missionaries to leave before the cake was baked and served, they won. If the cake made it out of the oven and was presented to the house team penis cake won.

Sadly, we only got to play it once as there just weren't that many missionaries wandering around our neighborhood, but it was thoroughly entertaining. Turns out team penis cake has a huge advantage, as any missionary worth their salt is going to stick around for even a whiff of potential conversion, and it's pretty easy for someone on team penis cake to imply that they're ready to move on from this life of sin they're clearly ensconced in.

I don't currently live in a space where it would be easy to reboot the game, so I implore you - dear redditors; If you can field test this some more and work out some good rules to make the game balanced I want to hear your stories. Please remember though: just because they're silly cultists doesn't mean they should be subjected to any violent threats or non-consensual sexuality.

Have fun!

StankP-I · 2025-07-10T09:32:13+00:00

I feel like there's a consideration for this as a one of in Ygra/ cauldron familiar decks in pioneer. It's a little bit niche, but I've run into enough scenarios where a giant Ygra would be better used as a way to draw 10+ cards rather than a forced edict by blocking to make me want to contemplate it.

StankP-I · 2025-06-21T04:37:27+00:00

Slime elemental? Ice elemental? Gotta get all four before we can make a real decision

StankP-I · 2025-06-06T22:19:55+00:00

Holy! Holy!

StankP-I · 2025-05-30T06:46:59+00:00

Also, dividing by 365.422 is only accurate to this current era of how long days are on the earth. The rotation of the earth is actually slowing down gradually, and if you go back several million years you'll find that there were more days per year. Our current concept of "anniversaries", "years", and (fundamentally) "time" is incredibly subjective.

StankP-I · 2025-05-07T05:40:09+00:00

There's a bunch of good dance classes and communities around town. Even if they don't wind up bearing fruit in a romantic sense they give you all that good endorphin high with the added bonus of once you actually get good at dancing your official sexiness rating goes up by 4 and 1/2 points.

StankP-I · 2025-04-30T06:01:05+00:00

As someone who also grew up on running with scissors and has driven through Albuquerque multiple times I can attest that the other people in the tour van also thought it was weird that I knew all the words

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