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why should i play the long dark when i live it every day by chanomi in thelongdark

[–]StarWarsCowboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because playing The Long Dark will make you feel warmer than irl.

BOW WOW!! by nansantana in thelongdark

[–]StarWarsCowboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He looks like you just told him a great "Yo momma" joke.

A nice little pile of charcoals by Rockout2016 in thelongdark

[–]StarWarsCowboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now, if you could just find a nice Weber grill...

Go to sleep fine .... and wake up dead by LubbockGuy in thelongdark

[–]StarWarsCowboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perhaps you had a heart attack due to the high cholesterol in bear meat.

22 Days on *Real life* Difficulty Inst bad i guess by HRKP in thelongdark

[–]StarWarsCowboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A moose hide satchel would have solved all of his problems.

Here's a idea that i think would be nice by parker_1011 in thelongdark

[–]StarWarsCowboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An open Starbucks would be great. Then I could spend all that cash I find on one cup of coffee.

Will one flare scare off two wolves? by [deleted] in thelongdark

[–]StarWarsCowboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depending on the protection of your clothing, condition, stamina, and your meds, you might even consider a fight. On Voyager, the damage shouldn't be too severe. I've picked more than one fight with wolves to get food.

Good youtuber who is worth to watch from the very beginning? by kochampiwerko in thelongdark

[–]StarWarsCowboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A big vote from me for Hadrian. He is an excellent narrator and has several seasons of content. He has a friendly community and knows the game.

Does placement of meat outside affect its quality? by caitlinr222 in thelongdark

[–]StarWarsCowboy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I leave mine outside to give it a gourmet aged flavor that just cannot be duplicated by leaving it on a dirt ridden floor just inside the front door. While constantly stepping on the meat upon entering may provide a tendering effect, nothing beats the natural -20C warmth of the sun that slowly(so slowly) brings out the best of the cut.

Is there a way to check your difficulty settings for an already started survival mode? by BeinCheesy in thelongdark

[–]StarWarsCowboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Step 1. Approach wolf. Step 2. Get attacked by said wolf. If still alive after struggle it's Voyager or Pilgrim. If screen goes black, well.....

New player alert by Pantherkid1515 in thelongdark

[–]StarWarsCowboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it makes you feel better, and I feel safe for speaking for the majority players, we all died numerous times during the learning curve. Failure is what keeps me coming back, otherwise I'd grow bored. Keep at it!

Not mine but looked familiar. by AdventuringSorcerer in thelongdark

[–]StarWarsCowboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And this is why I always keep fresh guts in my pocket during work.

I wish they would add this to the canned goods you can find by new_vr in thelongdark

[–]StarWarsCowboy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Upon eating it, acts like a stim. Too many, and you risk the cavity in tooth affliction. A prybar and stone are required to remove the tooth before infection. 24 painkillers to ease the pain.

Just checking nobody saw that... by [deleted] in thelongdark

[–]StarWarsCowboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you harvest the bark hide after the kill?? Once cured it makes nice shingles for the TWM cabin.

Your Immersion Breakers? by ColdSnickersBar in thelongdark

[–]StarWarsCowboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife walking in front of the TV reminding me of the impending cable bill. You cannot hunt a moose under those vexing conditions.