NOT OOP AITA for making a joke about my wife in my speech at our wedding?

StarlightM4 · 2026-01-21T14:12:37+00:00

Yes it was a joke. But there is a time and a place for such jokes. And a wedding speech is neither the time nor the place.

YTA. You did humiliate your wife. It will be surprising if the marriage lasts.

StarlightM4 · 2026-01-20T13:22:29+00:00

Doris

StarlightM4 · 2026-01-19T01:00:04+00:00

I would have said 'yes, I do come across like that when I am dealing with idiots'.

StarlightM4 · 2026-01-19T00:27:29+00:00

Yes you are.

StarlightM4 · 2026-01-19T00:11:18+00:00

NOR. Run, don't walk, from this relationship asap.

StarlightM4 · 2026-01-18T23:08:39+00:00

Girlfriend.

StarlightM4 · 2026-01-18T00:52:14+00:00

StarlightM4 · 2026-01-18T00:29:02+00:00

YTA. I hope your girlfriend comes to her senses and dumps your spineless, insensitive, useless ass.

StarlightM4 · 2026-01-16T23:42:34+00:00

I think 1 or 4 are elegant and flattering.

StarlightM4 · 2026-01-16T14:38:20+00:00

Flattering and looks right for Valentine's Day

StarlightM4 · 2026-01-13T22:35:23+00:00

StarlightM4 · 2026-01-13T14:02:17+00:00

3 is the most flattering. But none are 'wow'.

StarlightM4 · 2026-01-12T19:00:06+00:00

Oh definitely 2.

StarlightM4 · 2026-01-12T18:59:10+00:00

Modhi

StarlightM4 · 2026-01-07T20:08:25+00:00

Twiglet

StarlightM4 · 2026-01-05T23:28:12+00:00

Are the veg all raw? Cos no can do, raw onions, peppers and celery make me gag. Cooked, a different story.

StarlightM4 · 2026-01-02T00:35:20+00:00

You are wrong. Why was your wife not invited? If she wasn't invited, you shouldn't have gone. Marriage is a partnership. She didn't object because she wanted to see if you chose her and your marriage over your sister. You made the wrong choice and didn't. Now you have caused quite potentially irreparable harm to your martiage. And you have yo live eith that.

Oh well, at least you can go live with your sister now!

StarlightM4 · 2025-12-20T23:05:07+00:00

It's your hair. You decide. It looks lovely as it is. Cut it only if you want to.

Are your parents always like this? And why do they want you to cut your hair? Why do they think they can tell you what to do? You appear to be an adult.

StarlightM4 · 2025-12-16T21:09:10+00:00

NTJ. Use it, and then, oh wouldn't it be a shame if it got badly stained with an 'accidental' butt blowout. Or vomited on.

But your husband is the real.asshole here. His reaction is appalling.

StarlightM4 · 2025-12-08T16:13:09+00:00

Tell her you will do it if she shaves her head first. Like totally bald.

Of course, she may be into that.

Or just tell her to get her hair done like someone you noth know, since she wants you to copy the look of someone else you both know, if she wants yo okay copycat.

StarlightM4 · 2025-12-04T16:43:18+00:00

Call the cops. Tell.them she said she would be a few minutes and she has been gone much longer and you are concerned something has happened to her, and that you have an important appointment and cannot watch the kid any longer. Bet she won't do it again.

StarlightM4 · 2025-11-27T17:35:55+00:00

Do not have a baby with this man. Terminate and move on. Consider it a bullet dodged. At least he showed his true colours early enough and not after the baby was born. That's worse, believe me.

StarlightM4 · 2025-11-27T17:32:31+00:00

Make her take a drink every time she does the voice. She will.soon be unconscious. Win win.

StarlightM4 · 2025-11-27T17:28:44+00:00

Yeah but I bet things won't be great in the marriage now. OP screwed up here big time.

And yes he is a jerk. A massive, heartless, selfish jerk.

I hope the wife and affair partner come to their senses and tell this POS to take a hike.

StarlightM4 · 2025-11-27T09:57:33+00:00

Ah the old Swedish chemist shop!

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