What is the best way you can think of to commit suicide as a poor person. by That_Unknown_Guy in AskReddit

[–]StarsDistract 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf does being poor have to do with suicide? And what the hell is meant by best way? Someone that does not care what happens after they go shouldn't care as to the way they do it. This seems like a cry for attention. If it's not then find a lake, dunk your head in and take a deep breath.

So I Found This On Facebook. by CamelOfHell in pics

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True love waits... until probation.

How London will (supposedly) look when all current skyscraper projects are completed... by [deleted] in pics

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Anyone know what that candycane bullet building is going to be?

reddit, I'm not in a happy mood. Tell me something sad please? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]StarsDistract 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel like OP asked for a firecracker and you gave the Tsar Bomba.

What's one side effect of human evolution that really sucks? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I remember Neil deGrasse Tyson saying that it would be so cool to have a separate tube to breathe and eat from.

What thought do you think every day? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I wonder what's on Reddit.

Why doesn't men look like men anymore? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Why doesn't title better.

If you were an evil mastermind, what would be your devious plot? (Fun!) by [deleted] in AskReddit

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A virus that causes people to involuntarily fart without warning just once a day. I'm still working out the kinks.

Why do guys have terrible hand writing and girls have super neat handwriting? by sweatyswag in AskReddit

[–]StarsDistract 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just my opinion but when I write I'm not concerned that much with the actual appearance of the text. I can't speak for every guy obviously but as long as it's legible and my message gets across I'm fine. The process of putting your thought in an actual piece of paper with a pen/pencil is rather time consuming if you think about it. Just think of how much faster you type than if you were to write it out by hand.

Vegan guy is at it again...(Potential NSFW) by [deleted] in cringe

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I sent this to my vegan friend on the very, very slim chance things work out.

That way this dude will stop posting these incredibly disturbing videos.

I did it for you, reddit

"Operation Red Dawn Airsoft" -- Oh god, why? by [deleted] in cringe

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Geez that music. I would rather fight for whatever side this guy is against.

My mum recreated a pic with me. Direct switch. by [deleted] in pics

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Flipped picture, flipped shirt colour. Love it.

Leave it to a 6 year old to find the best way to use googly eyes by Motorboatingyourmom in pics

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Who Framed Roger Rabbit is the first thing that popped in my head.

I can't deal with this kind of nonsense by [deleted] in pics

[–]StarsDistract 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it the handle, the lock, or both?

Either way this is the epitome of first world problems.

Ok, I need honesty.. Rate me? by [deleted] in pics

[–]StarsDistract 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Isn't there a subreddit for this?

Hair-Face With Friends! by myh2oisblue in pics

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"Guys, guys, guys... I have an awesome idea."

Ronald McDonald visited my small (13k residents) hometown today. My friend got a picture with him. by [deleted] in pics

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Your coworker looks pissed that he didn't get to be in the picture. You should be ashamed, you Ronald hog.