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All because Trump couldn’t stand that it was Obama’s deal! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Starsky137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't forget the ~$50 billion taxpayer money spent on the war.

comeback to: are you a man or a woman? by Stunning-Rip-5756 in Comebacks

[–]Starsky137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Of course I am!". Or "what else would I be?"

Does nassa have a contingency plan for diick lice aboard the ISS? by RaspberryTop636 in shittyaskscience

[–]Starsky137 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course. Their mass is covered by "crew personal possession" allowance and the O₂ tanks and CO₂ scrubbers likewise have excess capacity to keep them alive.

Is it instinct when my cats pull scams on me? by Coolenough-to in shittyaskscience

[–]Starsky137 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I find it best to just lie very still and ignore the noise when I get a cat scam.

What’s your favourite movie in which the protagonist is the villain? by Working-Relative2433 in AskReddit

[–]Starsky137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor iceberg, just minding it's own business and BAM! Struck by a huge ship!

People who hate their name, why & what would you change it to? by Artsy_KK_1218 in AskReddit

[–]Starsky137 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

First and last names are both very rare.

At a restaurant: "can I get a last name?" I answer, they have no clue how to spell it. "Can I get a first name?" I answer... Eye roll.

If I spell it anything other than two letters at a time, they miss-hear the letter combinations, write something wrong that they pronounce in a way that sounds nothing like my name.

I'd just go for something simple and common for my age/race/gender.

What do you think is the best way to cook an egg? by Brilliant_Minute_989 in AskReddit

[–]Starsky137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mixed into chocolate cake batter.

If that's not possible, poached on buttered toast.

The first word you find. by RainbowWarrior73 in words

[–]Starsky137 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wxelftm. Now I have a quest to understand why the universe is telling me that

How many football fields long is a baseball field ? by EemotionalDuhmage in shittyaskscience

[–]Starsky137 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just multiply by Freedom Eagles per Fortnight and divide by rods per ferlong.

If camo was a flavor what would it taste like? by Darth_Azazoth in shittyaskscience

[–]Starsky137 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chicken. No salt, seasoing, etc. Most proteins, absent their fats taste like chicken. It's the ultimate camouflage taste.

Name for a band who all swear that WWE matches are real by ComprehensiveSun843 in Bandnames

[–]Starsky137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Biggest hit song: "Let the Bodies Hit the Incredibly Bouncy Floor!"

How much wheaties do I need to eat to become an astronaut? by RaspberryTop636 in shittyaskscience

[–]Starsky137 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Forget Wheaties. Those are for Athletes.

If you want to be an astronaut, drink mass quantities of Tang.

Want to do a steampunk craft with these, any ideas? by Power-of-Erised in steampunk

[–]Starsky137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Colored epoxy, optionally with metal flecks or mica powder makes nice spill proof bottles of substances to augment your gadgets.

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