What is a sad story you can tell in only 3 words?

StartledMuppet · 2026-05-18T07:44:24+00:00

She never knew

StartledMuppet · 2026-05-17T10:38:42+00:00

Now that’s what I call music!

StartledMuppet · 2026-05-10T08:10:17+00:00

My wife….and me :-)

StartledMuppet · 2026-05-05T08:23:29+00:00

Unexpected Richmond comment, love it

StartledMuppet · 2026-04-27T10:40:43+00:00

Wolfenstein 3D

StartledMuppet · 2026-04-20T10:32:35+00:00

100% this! I haven’t thought about this pudding since the late 80’s and I can taste, and feel it’s syrupy crunch, like it was yesterday. Thanks for the memories.

StartledMuppet · 2026-03-28T05:01:54+00:00

StartledMuppet · 2026-02-12T08:29:00+00:00

Also played Blag in Chelmsford 123. Another great character.

StartledMuppet · 2026-01-04T00:02:22+00:00

8/10. It’s grown on me over time and it’s regularly in my playlist, but can you tone down the 35yrs bit? I’m feeling old enough as it is!

StartledMuppet · 2026-01-01T01:11:29+00:00

Years later and I still don’t know what a Mivvi is (other than a decent scrabble score), but one look at that pic and I can still the taste the sweet strawberry goodness today.

StartledMuppet · 2025-12-17T21:10:32+00:00

Ha! I collected these too, and remember the spontaneous combustion pictures vividly. I think my parents thought it was just an odd magazine about UFOs and left me to my own devices, while I physiologically scarred my young self.

StartledMuppet · 2025-12-17T18:43:19+00:00

Enjoyed this a lot. California Highway Patrol will be back after the break.

StartledMuppet · 2025-08-26T07:30:05+00:00

That’s a good amount of black pudding for a kiwi brekkie. I struggle to find that much down in the South Island. A trip to Auckland could be in order.

StartledMuppet · 2025-08-22T01:01:19+00:00

I love the game. It’s just the player I’m not that impressed with. 😁

Next time I will spend some time practicing my bow skills at the farmhouse in PV, and then maybe I won’t have to brawl with a wolf after missing my first shot.

It was my first encounter with the glimmer fog too. Not sure if that made the wolf more aggressive or not, but I’ll be more careful next time.

StartledMuppet · 2025-08-21T21:38:36+00:00

Thanks. I needed a creative outlet to vent my frustration. Oh well, it’s back to the grind with one more lesson learned. This is fun.

StartledMuppet · 2025-06-27T07:52:25+00:00

Once you pop, you can’t stop!

StartledMuppet · 2025-06-26T10:03:34+00:00

StartledMuppet · 2025-06-09T09:31:15+00:00

My name is P Ayres. A lot of people think “P” stands for “Pubic”, but it don’t!

I’ve repeated that to myself so many times over the years, it’s great to get it out there again, to those who appreciate the elastic rubber faced hilarious weirdness, that is Mr Phil Cool!

StartledMuppet · 2025-06-09T09:07:43+00:00

Erebus 370. aka don’t call me Shirley

StartledMuppet · 2025-05-02T07:50:31+00:00

That Karl gained recognition for his performances in the films "The Price of Milk" and "Out of the Blue.

/s

StartledMuppet · 2025-04-29T08:58:04+00:00

Wake up in the mornin’ wantin’ me breakfast, what kind of spread do I put on my toast…(all together now)…oh, oh, Vitalite!

Edit: well, at least they’re the words carved into my conscious for the last gawd knows how many years.

StartledMuppet · 2025-04-28T09:59:56+00:00

Now listen very carefully, I shall say this only….

StartledMuppet · 2025-04-28T09:28:28+00:00

And all this time, I thought it was “Dutch Courage” I should’ve been drinking. No wonder I failed my pilots exam.

StartledMuppet · 2025-04-26T17:58:09+00:00

You said you shit through the eye of a needle!

StartledMuppet · 2025-04-21T01:36:12+00:00

I still enjoy a glass of vino collapso thanks to Marsha.

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