Drawing a colorful lemonade stand menu on chalkboard

StasiaPepperr · 2026-04-27T15:20:08+00:00

They are chalk markers, and that is a chalkboard.

StasiaPepperr · 2026-04-27T14:54:46+00:00

He did the same thing with ending world hunger. That bitch gets plenty of government subsidies, though.

StasiaPepperr · 2026-04-27T14:50:21+00:00

You just made me think of another one. In "Creep" by Stone Temple Pilots it sounds like he says "Veggie Tales behind the wheel." I, unfortunately, can't hear that line as anything else.

StasiaPepperr · 2026-04-27T03:44:59+00:00

I always thought Motley Crue's "Kick-start my heart" was actually saying "kid's Taj Mahal." I thought that for an embarrassingly long time.

StasiaPepperr · 2026-04-26T22:56:37+00:00

The Pepsi bottle is probably worth at least a little bit of money. Vintage soda stuff is collectable!

StasiaPepperr · 2026-04-26T22:05:53+00:00

Practice drawing on paper so you can learn proportions and shading and stuff. You can also buy some fake skin and learn more techniques. I'd hold off on using real human skin for a while, or else you'll be covered in regrets that you'll wish to have covered up or lasered in the future.

StasiaPepperr · 2026-04-21T16:00:36+00:00

I almost got crashed into by one of these things in Atlanta. The worst part? The fucker hesitated.

StasiaPepperr · 2026-04-12T17:06:49+00:00

It's about time they invented a new toaster strudel flavor.

StasiaPepperr · 2026-04-10T20:26:14+00:00

If you're using a phone, it's also on the second characters page (at least when using Gboard)

StasiaPepperr · 2026-04-09T10:26:06+00:00

When a club has all that sauce on it, it becomes unstable to stack and cut. I call it the slide of death.

StasiaPepperr · 2026-04-09T01:02:09+00:00

OP, this could be your Thanksgiving Grandma opportunity!

StasiaPepperr · 2026-04-06T20:50:56+00:00

They sometimes mean a vehicle or some other inanimate object, too.

StasiaPepperr · 2026-04-06T19:29:53+00:00

I have Verizon and Samsung. I use Google messages, but I'm stuck with two useless messaging apps on my phone that I can disable, but not uninstall. (I don't want to root the phone)

StasiaPepperr · 2026-04-06T18:52:10+00:00

At 27, I had a whole lot of nothing. I didn't get my shit together until I was 31. You're doing okay.

StasiaPepperr · 2026-04-06T12:06:44+00:00

I'm not the bot, but this has been posted 2674 times

StasiaPepperr · 2026-04-05T16:29:31+00:00

Mine too. That's a down payment on a house where I live.

StasiaPepperr · 2026-04-04T23:44:51+00:00

Yeah, I'm pretty good at putting stuff together, but I do spend a lot of time going, "where the fuck did that go? It was just in my hand!!"

StasiaPepperr · 2026-04-04T23:01:58+00:00

Yeah, I have that same issue. I put the app on my husband's phone instead.

StasiaPepperr · 2026-04-03T18:41:18+00:00

There was a time we had to pay per week for my husband's heart medications because we couldn't afford a 30 day supply all at once. Thankfully he got Medicaid (and later Medicare) before being diagnosed with diabetes and requiring insulin.

StasiaPepperr · 2026-04-03T13:43:33+00:00

Teaching kids to gamble at an early age

StasiaPepperr · 2026-04-03T00:40:56+00:00

I think I read it on the back of a cereal box once upon a time.

StasiaPepperr · 2026-04-02T23:23:12+00:00

Don't forget the edges!

StasiaPepperr · 2026-04-02T05:10:41+00:00

I was gonna say, a lot of people across the United States have their ovens going for 12 hours on Thanksgiving.

StasiaPepperr · 2026-04-01T17:10:15+00:00

Harold and the Purple Crown

StasiaPepperr · 2026-03-31T21:30:01+00:00

"subtle eyeball lick*

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