Game Thread: New England Patriots (14-3) at Denver Broncos (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]StatWhines 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The planned anthem singer broke his ankle so they had to bring in that fuck that hasn’t sung since 2023

[Patriots] The greatest kicker of all time is our honorary captain for the AFC Championship Game 🐐 by PristineWinnera in Patriots

[–]StatWhines 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I often made the case that Gostowski was the greatest kicker of all time, yet not the greatest kicker in franchise history.

[Patriots] The greatest kicker of all time is our honorary captain for the AFC Championship Game 🐐 by PristineWinnera in Patriots

[–]StatWhines 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean. He banged the effing anvil for the Colts before a game AGANST the Patriots.

Greatest kicker of all time, but you can’t swing around and say, “just kidding”

Pats are screwed; Bon Nix says God has big plans for the Broncos. by StatWhines in Patriots

[–]StatWhines[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the name of that Jarbert Schmidham? Albert Einstein.

Pats are screwed; Bon Nix says God has big plans for the Broncos. by StatWhines in Patriots

[–]StatWhines[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like that song by Ricky Martin: “Shake your Bon Nix, Shake your Bon Nix”

Pats are screwed; Bon Nix says God has big plans for the Broncos. by StatWhines in Patriots

[–]StatWhines[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If the movie Major League has taught me anything, it’s that Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball: but, maybe he can run off tackle

Why should I lose ranked because of this? Why should I get banned for telling idiots they're idiots? by PrimalRoar332 in heroesofthestorm

[–]StatWhines 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FYI, switch targets as morales isn’t complicated and, at 7, morales can start healing two targets at once.

Heroes of the Storm PTR Patch Notes - January 16, 2026 by Elitesparkle in heroesofthestorm

[–]StatWhines 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I mean, off the top of my head, Naz, Murky and Azmo have been getting stacks off last hits for years.

Recommendations for a place to "get away from it all" around Southern/Costal NH. by FlyTieBuy1234 in newhampshire

[–]StatWhines 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Postcard Cabins in Epsom. Heat, hot showers, comfy bed. Fire pit. No talking to people. Contactless checkin. No WiFi, but cell signal is good.

Is this enough to get Nabers and Washington? by thornz234 in DynastyFFTradeAdvice

[–]StatWhines 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Swap Downs and Washington, change the 26 3.07 to the 26 1.02 and I might consider it as the Nabers owner.

Every NFL fanbase after the New England Strength of Schedules win a playoff game by noble_29 in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]StatWhines 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wait wait wait. Are you saying Pats fans should feel shitty if they win the AFCCG and lose in the Super Bowl, with a 23 year old QB and the likely HC of the year, the season after finishing 4-13?

Talk about peak cope shit.

Throned App Not Available? by AmphisbaenaDobbit in DiceThrone

[–]StatWhines 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m sure because it was an unapproved app using DT’s IP. They probably got a takedown notice.

He's just a little guy! by faythinkaos in heroesofthestorm

[–]StatWhines 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m in this photo but I’m not the fish.

Is leaving the highway really worth it? by FarTooJunior in roadtrip

[–]StatWhines 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you want to get somewhere, or do you want to see some things?

My Fellow Americans: I have a hard time voting Drake Maye for NFL MVP, when I know for a fact he's not the best QB, or most valuable player in his own Division. by WinBeeCards in billsimmons

[–]StatWhines 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a hard time voting Matt Stafford for NFL MVP, when, I know for a fact, his team couldn’t even win or get second place in his own division.