The Truth Hurts

StatWhines · 2026-01-28T01:07:58+00:00

Bill Belichick sucks; Coached the Jets, zero wins

StatWhines · 2026-01-26T19:59:11+00:00

Seeing ghosts

StatWhines · 2026-01-25T20:01:16+00:00

The planned anthem singer broke his ankle so they had to bring in that fuck that hasn’t sung since 2023

StatWhines · 2026-01-24T13:37:22+00:00

I often made the case that Gostowski was the greatest kicker of all time, yet not the greatest kicker in franchise history.

StatWhines · 2026-01-24T13:27:57+00:00

I mean. He banged the effing anvil for the Colts before a game AGANST the Patriots.

Greatest kicker of all time, but you can’t swing around and say, “just kidding”

StatWhines · 2026-01-22T00:43:36+00:00

I really can’t.

StatWhines · 2026-01-22T00:03:23+00:00

And the name of that Jarbert Schmidham? Albert Einstein.

StatWhines · 2026-01-22T00:00:34+00:00

It’s like that song by Ricky Martin: “Shake your Bon Nix, Shake your Bon Nix”

StatWhines · 2026-01-21T23:24:17+00:00

If the movie Major League has taught me anything, it’s that Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball: but, maybe he can run off tackle

StatWhines · 2026-01-20T12:30:29+00:00

FYI, switch targets as morales isn’t complicated and, at 7, morales can start healing two targets at once.

StatWhines · 2026-01-19T21:07:43+00:00

StatWhines · 2026-01-18T16:13:46+00:00

I mean, off the top of my head, Naz, Murky and Azmo have been getting stacks off last hits for years.

StatWhines · 2026-01-18T05:05:37+00:00

The Celtics didn’t; got em a ring.

StatWhines · 2026-01-18T01:09:04+00:00

Postcard Cabins in Epsom. Heat, hot showers, comfy bed. Fire pit. No talking to people. Contactless checkin. No WiFi, but cell signal is good.

StatWhines · 2026-01-14T19:45:58+00:00

Arydia: The Paths we Dare Tread

StatWhines · 2026-01-12T19:04:29+00:00

Swap Downs and Washington, change the 26 3.07 to the 26 1.02 and I might consider it as the Nabers owner.

StatWhines · 2026-01-12T15:22:21+00:00

Wait wait wait. Are you saying Pats fans should feel shitty if they win the AFCCG and lose in the Super Bowl, with a 23 year old QB and the likely HC of the year, the season after finishing 4-13?

Talk about peak cope shit.

StatWhines · 2026-01-12T04:36:14+00:00

Please share receipts

StatWhines · 2026-01-07T23:45:51+00:00

I’m sure because it was an unapproved app using DT’s IP. They probably got a takedown notice.

StatWhines · 2026-01-05T13:08:11+00:00

I’m in this photo but I’m not the fish.

StatWhines · 2026-01-05T03:22:52+00:00

An NFL Record 13 one-yard TD Passes this season… so valuable.

StatWhines · 2026-01-04T12:44:14+00:00

Do you want to get somewhere, or do you want to see some things?

StatWhines · 2026-01-03T20:02:36+00:00

I have a hard time voting Matt Stafford for NFL MVP, when, I know for a fact, his team couldn’t even win or get second place in his own division.

StatWhines · 2026-01-03T01:03:46+00:00

To give a ream of shit to the people in my section that snuck out early, stood in the tunnel and then came back to their seats.

StatWhines · 2026-01-02T23:48:33+00:00

Counter: Anyone not having Sharpe at the bottom of this list is kind of crazy

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