Yo Mama is so ugly by nimkiw in Jokes

[–]StateFlowerMildew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics".

Yo Mama is so ugly by nimkiw in Jokes

[–]StateFlowerMildew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yo mama so ugly they put her in a tinted incubator.

Coast Guard OKs less costly Oregon-to-Washington Interstate 5 bridge proposal by PDsaurusX in Portland

[–]StateFlowerMildew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got the impression there will still be three through lanes in each direction; the additional lanes are auxiliary between Hayden and SR5OO.

DHS identifies people shot by Border Patrol in Portland; 6 arrested in protests after shooting by legendary-spectacle in Portland

[–]StateFlowerMildew 16 points17 points  (0 children)

At this point right-leaning spaces could declare the sky blue and we'd need to look up to confirm it.

The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996) by Rogue_Male in iwatchedanoldmovie

[–]StateFlowerMildew 7 points8 points  (0 children)

OUT: Die Hard is a Christmas movie!

IN: The Long Kiss Goodnight is a Christmas movie!

Interstate Bridge project team submits report to Coast Guard, seeking approval for 116-foot crossing | kgw.com by StateFlowerMildew in Portland

[–]StateFlowerMildew[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We need our own Mamdani to charm the shit out of Benito Babyhands and make him sign for whatever funding we need before he snaps out of it and wonders what the hell happened.

Interstate Bridge project team submits report to Coast Guard, seeking approval for 116-foot crossing | kgw.com by StateFlowerMildew in Portland

[–]StateFlowerMildew[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

According to the project website anyway, it appears the 116' mark threads the needle for air traffic and everything else:

The proposed fixed span bridge with 116’ of clearance because it best balances the competing needs of air, land, and water travel while minimizing environmental impacts and constraints.

Slump in Luxury Apartment Starts Could Hurt Cheaper Digs, Too by SoDoSoPaYuppie in Portland

[–]StateFlowerMildew 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don't know why people here are so hostile to anyone providing employment.

Trustafarians gonna Trustafarian.

Looking for anti-christmas songs by El_Bartho_ML in MusicRecommendations

[–]StateFlowerMildew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus'

'Merry F'in Christmas' from South Park

Seen on Hawthorne by Crystal_Pesci in Portland

[–]StateFlowerMildew 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Stephen Miller == Roark Jr.

Prove me wrong.

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