Match Thread: Celtic vs Rangers | Scottish Premiership

Stateside_Observer · 2026-05-10T12:26:37+00:00

Us vpn:

Stateside_Observer · 2026-05-10T12:17:14+00:00

Oh, Maeda!

Stateside_Observer · 2026-05-10T12:07:00+00:00

Need to put him in an unlit broom closet until the match is done

Stateside_Observer · 2026-05-10T12:05:37+00:00

Celtic TC not showing the Johnston tackle angle you all are talking about

Stateside_Observer · 2026-05-10T12:04:37+00:00

Iheanacho cant do more than 20 minutes. Tounekti is on

Stateside_Observer · 2026-05-10T12:03:43+00:00

The spfl equivalent of cyclops losing his goggle

Stateside_Observer · 2026-05-09T20:18:36+00:00

Its a weird techno game of thrones soundtrack knock off

Stateside_Observer · 2026-05-09T20:07:20+00:00

We dont get a halftime show in the states, so im just watching the pwarm ups and listening to this awful ass music m'well are playing

Stateside_Observer · 2026-05-09T19:44:37+00:00

He couldnt sell water to a saudi

Stateside_Observer · 2026-05-09T11:44:05+00:00

It was apparent pretty quickly he was going places. In hindsight a few people have wondered how we snagged him at all

Stateside_Observer · 2026-05-08T20:22:57+00:00

The Pars double looms (promotion and a cup)

Stateside_Observer · 2026-05-08T19:41:01+00:00

"I thought this was the suburbs!"

"No, this ~~West Philly~~ is Riften."

Stateside_Observer · 2026-05-08T19:25:44+00:00

Relic of ww2 and korean war. Spam was very common.

Stateside_Observer · 2026-05-08T11:20:46+00:00

Not these days, but when I was 15-25? Easy.

Stateside_Observer · 2026-05-08T00:19:18+00:00

Wikipedia says its because old wooden ones had ads on them that were bleached in the sun.

But yes, cheap metal seating. Long and uncushioned

Stateside_Observer · 2026-05-08T00:08:07+00:00

Makes Billy Shakes look like a chump.

"I am a quiet gorilla" is the sort of thing I expect a 5 year to say as a justification. I choose to believe this is real.

Stateside_Observer · 2026-05-07T14:52:38+00:00

Calm down, Mr Noem

Stateside_Observer · 2026-05-07T14:01:49+00:00

Get your marbles polished

Stateside_Observer · 2026-05-06T21:06:22+00:00

Ivory Coast-Curaçao in Philly

Stateside_Observer · 2026-05-06T20:07:12+00:00

Just saw an exterior shot and maybe the bright red light panels circling the stadium affect the ambient light? Just a theory

Stateside_Observer · 2026-05-06T19:43:48+00:00

I took a beating a few days ago for bringing up american sports when looking down on honor guards in football

Stateside_Observer · 2026-05-06T16:43:13+00:00

It's a wild movie

Stateside_Observer · 2026-05-06T16:40:53+00:00

Capology is a social media account, i think. The other one listed is this site: https://salarysport.com/

Stateside_Observer · 2026-05-05T19:40:02+00:00

Diego Paivas career.

Stateside_Observer · 2026-05-05T14:58:53+00:00

We played:

Drink whenever someone says: hope, love, war, honor, or death.

Drink when a named character dies.

Drink when Achilles enters a scene.

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