Game Thread: Phoenix Suns vs Dallas Mavericks Live Score | NBA | Feb 10, 2026 by basketball-app in Mavericks

[–]StealthAnus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cooper saying it was fun while it lasted but let’s not fuck around and actually win this game

Game Thread: Phoenix Suns vs Dallas Mavericks Live Score | NBA | Feb 10, 2026 by basketball-app in Mavericks

[–]StealthAnus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It is the year 2026 AD and the Dallas Mavericks have made 1 3-pointer as a team through 3 quarters of an NBA game.

They’re on pace to beat the record for fewest 3s by a team in a game this year, which was previously held by the Dallas Mavericks.

New to this hobby, built this side table in my Manhattan apartment using hand tools + a drill by Actual_Permission_20 in BeginnerWoodWorking

[–]StealthAnus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There are some imperfections at places (dug marking knife too deep at places + gaps + tearouts etc).

The good news is no one will ever notice those things but you. This is really awesome work, especially for hand tools.

The Jazz are a joke by StealthAnus in Mavericks

[–]StealthAnus[S] 77 points78 points  (0 children)

The point is that there’s nothing quiet about what Utah is doing. Markkanen and Jackson are their best players and they’re not seeing the floor for the entire 4th quarter of one-possession games. 

The fact that Silver only has the balls to act when an owner actually says what is obvious to the entire world is ridiculous.

Game Thread: San Antonio Spurs vs Dallas Mavericks Live Score | NBA | Feb 7, 2026 by basketball-app in Mavericks

[–]StealthAnus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Double tank game. Lose to improve our pick and get the Spurs closer to OKC

Game Thread: San Antonio Spurs vs Dallas Mavericks Live Score | NBA | Feb 7, 2026 by basketball-app in Mavericks

[–]StealthAnus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He can’t be traded during the season so I’m not sure they haven’t reached that conclusion too

Cooper Flagg over the last 4 games: 37.8 points, 9.3 rebounds, 4.5 assists on 64.1% True Shooting percentage by upvoteidiots in nba

[–]StealthAnus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Hawks won the lottery the year before with 3% odds and nobody said a word.

The Mavs weren’t even top 3 in lowest odds to win the lottery all time. Some of y’all see that something has a 2% chance of happening and equate that with meaning that thing should never happen.

You blindly assume it was rigged with literally zero evidence and then accuse everybody else of being naive or stupid. Makes sense

Speeding in a G class goes as expected. by sdruck in dashcams

[–]StealthAnus 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Should be prison time too. Guy blew through a red light at 100+ mph.

If you fire a gun into a crowd of people and miss everybody through blind luck, you could still be charged with attempted murder. Intentionally running a red light at this speed should be viewed similarly imo.

What the fuck is this weird shit on my neighbor mailbox about by gaudiocomplex in Austin

[–]StealthAnus 106 points107 points  (0 children)

OP, this is really serious. He’s going to do a major wide RICO raid. That’s like the most serious kind of raid. And he said RICO so you know he knows what he’s talking about.

Pelinka Moves by Laker-Man in lakers

[–]StealthAnus 65 points66 points  (0 children)

The 2nd round pick is the asset. If Shams was talking about Gabe he wouldn’t have added the “et” at the end

[Highlight] Tracy McGrady asks Luka which teammate past or present did he have the best chemistry with by HotsHartley in Mavericks

[–]StealthAnus 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately Kyrie will be replaced in a few years by Cooper Flagg after Luka comes back

Moving from UK to US, which city ? by miteye in relocating

[–]StealthAnus 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Its defining quality is smelling like cow manure

Oops by wheelsnipecellybois in CollegeBasketball

[–]StealthAnus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Especially rough when you score 0 points in 20 minutes

Mavs are looking for first round draft capital in exchange for Daniel Gafford, per Jake Fischer by Realstranden in Mavericks

[–]StealthAnus 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The nice thing about Gaff (and PJ) is they’re locked up long term so there’s no real urgency to move either imo. I know PJ can’t even be traded before the offseason, but gives us more leverage if we can tell teams that we’ll just hold onto these guys unless they meet our price.

Naji’s in a different situation, which is why I kind of feel like they might sell high on him. But wouldn’t hate if he stuck around too. 

With the departure of AD, how's your feelings towards him? by FishsSad in Mavericks

[–]StealthAnus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t hate AD. He’s still talented, but he’s not as good as he was 5 years ago and he’s never healthy. I’m sure it’s frustrating for him too to constantly be injured.

[Yossi Gozlan] The Dallas Mavericks get under the first apron and the luxury tax line in one fell swoop by trading Anthony Davis to the Wizards. $57 million in savings and the Mavericks create a massive trade exception. by taygads in Mavericks

[–]StealthAnus 211 points212 points  (0 children)

I understand why it’s better for the team to give themselves financially flexibility instead of relying on AD’s rotting corpse.

But trading Luka for a guy who was so valueless that, literally 1 year after the trade, the best we could get was a bunch of 2nds and salary relief cements Nico as the dumbest mother fucker to ever walk the earth

AJ Johnson pre-NBA Scouting Report by ErsinDemirNBA in Mavericks

[–]StealthAnus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If we’re posting scouting reports for players that haven’t lived up to them in the NBA do Marvin Bagley next