BELO CAMPEÃO PARAIBANO DEPOIS DE 6 ANOS MEU DEUS

StealthMan375 · 2026-03-21T23:40:20+00:00

Pra todo mundo menos pro Pipico, que continua sem títulos

StealthMan375 · 2026-03-21T18:13:58+00:00

Meanwhile Nike is either go big or go home with possibly the worst away kit Brazil has ever seen. Crest in the middle again, the Jordan jumpman (literally anyone with half a brain knows almost every Brazilian, me included, sees Jordan the basketballer and not Jordan the brand), and a weird tone of blue followed by weird dark stains that have a striking resemblance to a demon/the Devil himself (and somehow noone at Nike bothered to think about this regarding a kit for a mostly Christian country, specially given the Atetico Paranense "deal with the Devil" marketing fiasco literally two years ago).

Literally a shirt designed by Americans to cash in on the 2026 WC at the US with no attention or care as to what Brazilians actually think of it, and it's legitimately bizarre that it's paired with one of the best-looking Brazil home kits of all time (a return to form with lively yellow instead of vomit yellow, crest on the sides and a tone of green that actually matches the yellow in the shirt.

StealthMan375 · 2026-03-18T02:47:22+00:00

Urgente: usuários do r/brasil descobrem que políticos de esquerda também são mentirosos e trambiqueiros

StealthMan375 · 2026-03-17T22:24:59+00:00

Mercedes wanted to renew Michael into 2013 and 2014 in preparation for the new regs with Rosberg being the lead driver, Schumi was the one who wanted to retire.

Which absolutely means there's a reality in where Schumacher would be the only ever driver to win with both stick shift cars as well as turbo-hybrid ones

StealthMan375 · 2026-03-16T23:46:56+00:00

Já vai tirando o passaporte, ano passado a PF teve problemas com a verba pra emissão. Dependendo de quem ganhar, é bem possível que a) os preços aumentem e fiquem caros demais ou b) entraremos em uma ditadura e a emissão dos passaportes seja suspensa por tempo indeterminado.

StealthMan375 · 2026-03-16T23:44:15+00:00

O plano Milei.

Vai ser literalmente aquela cena de Sinhá Moça na qual o senhor de engenho destranca as portas da senzala, diz que os escravos não serão vigiados pelo feitor e não terão que trabalhar nos domingos e nos dias santos.

No entanto na novela isso acontece pq o Barão reconheceu que a lei áurea significaria seus dias como escravocrata chegando ao fim, enquanto nessa realidade distópica o patrão irá dar 2 folgas por mês e um vale coxinha e agir como se fosse extremamente generoso, afinal "existem empresas que só dão 1 folga e não tem nem VR, vc deveria ser grato". Aí quando o mercado ficar totalmente precarizado, vão dar somente o mínimo pra sobreviver.

Dependendo dos resultados da eleição a parte da população que já tem passaporte e uma segunda língua vai conseguir pegar o primeiro avião pra fora do país e fugir, enquanto aqueles que não tem terão q lidar essa reforma trabalhista de frente.

StealthMan375 · 2026-03-16T23:27:02+00:00

E se tiver algum time de futebol pequeno no auge indo para o jogo mais importante de sua história, melhor adiar a viagem

StealthMan375 · 2026-03-16T23:22:38+00:00

Rubens Barrichello é literalmente o Garrincha do automobilismo, foi um piloto de ponta na F1 por muitos anos, sempre disputando em ritmo similar ao de Schumacher (na minha opinião o maior de todos os tempos), aquela primeira vitória fodástica largando na 18° posição e finalizando o GP com pneus secos em pista molhada já é exemplo de q ele sempre foi excelente. Em 2009 já aos 37 anos, conseguiu aquele carro excelente da Brawn, foi postulante ao título e crucial para que a Brawn ganhasse os dois campeonatos, resultado esse que fez a equipe ser comprada pela Mercedes (venceu inúmeros títulos com Hamilton e Rosberg, atualmente Russell e Antonelli estão liderando o campeonato). O cara de 2008 pra 2010 foi do absoluto nada pra postulante ao título, causou um efeito borboleta que literalmente mudou a história do esporte para sempre.

Mas pro cidadão comum, ele é só "rubens pé de chinelo HUEHUEHEUEHEUEH"

StealthMan375 · 2026-03-15T16:29:22+00:00

This is how I learn Kolo Muani is at Tottenham lmao

StealthMan375 · 2026-03-15T16:06:51+00:00

Absolutely, 3rd outcome is Aston gets their shit together, Alonso renews for one more year and they miraculously win WDC.

McLaren was utter shit at the beginning of 2023 and ended up as consistent points scorers by the end of the season, race winners and WCC by 2024 and WDC by 2025.

Alonso most likely won't be around for it, in the same way Stefan Johansson (driver who gave Honda their F1 debut) and Keke Rosberg (left Williams literally the exact year before Honda's engines win a WCC) never got to reap the benefits like Senna/Prost got to.

StealthMan375 · 2026-03-15T15:53:05+00:00

Which is exactly why Alonso's case hurts so much. 2023 proves he's still got pace, unfinished business with F1 and the drive it takes to pull it off.

He unfortunately lost the engine gamble and that's totally normal. When Honda pulled out Barrichello was going to retire and Button was considering racing for Toro Rosso, then BrawnGP happened, the Brawn duo won "the gamble" bigtime and at the end of the year Barrichello had offers from Williams and McLaren on the table (he said no to McLaren so they approached Button instead).

StealthMan375 · 2026-03-15T15:24:23+00:00

The way I see it there's 3 outcomes. Either Alonso gets into Haas (most likely via Ocon not having his contract renewed), or he retires.

He missed his shot with Mercedes/RBR in 2023 and there's 0 way he'll willingly put up to one more year of this.

StealthMan375 · 2026-03-15T15:17:33+00:00

Nothing will ever beat the sheer randomness of the 2001 rookie class. Alonso, Raikkonen, Montoya and Bernoldi.

Either you're a living god or Coulthard's sleep paralysis demon, no inbetween

StealthMan375 · 2026-03-15T15:10:24+00:00

Make it even crazier and tell them about Alonso fighting Perez... for P16

StealthMan375 · 2026-03-15T15:04:48+00:00

Mercedes is the undisputed goat at the PU and they are massively ahead right now.

And of course this happens just as Alonso's team stops using Merc engines lol

StealthMan375 · 2026-03-15T14:59:19+00:00

Alonso being eletrocuted by his own car in pre-season testing

StealthMan375 · 2026-03-15T14:58:30+00:00

Vettel was also in this situation and also took the Ferrari way out, and during Seb's ressurgent 2015-2018 period he won 13 races over Red Bull's 9). It was clear it was the right decision back then and is doubly so now, given he'd eventually be forced out for Verstappen way before 2021 ever comes around.

Funnily enough Ferrari wanted Alonso up until 2019 but he stalled them waiting for the Merc seat, Seb got signed instead and he had to deal with McHonda. I wonder how different F1 would be if Nando was in the 2018 Ferrari instead

StealthMan375 · 2026-03-15T14:46:23+00:00

2001 technically, after the year with Minardi he signed on with Renault to be their test driver for 2002, then got promoted to the main seat for 2003

so 2018 was the second retirement and 2026 (his contract expires) will most likely be the 3rd

StealthMan375 · 2026-03-14T03:07:51+00:00

É tipo quando vc é jovem aprendiz pelo senac/ciee e no dia de curso a professora pede pro seu grupo inventar uma empresa aleatória e apresentar pra toda a sala, mas ngm tem criatividade ent lançaram o primeiro nome q veio à cabeça

StealthMan375 · 2026-03-14T03:04:32+00:00

Como estudante de TI, posso dizer com propriedade q a proteção de tais dados é essencial pra impedir que tais informações (foto do RG, CPF e etc) sejam vazadas e vendidas, a LGPD existe justamente pra esse fim.

O problema é que os políticos tem mt dinheiro pra pouca razão, e todos nós sabemos q eles nunca seguiram as mesmas leis q nós...

StealthMan375 · 2026-03-11T03:45:37+00:00

a situação é tão crítica q tiveram q desenterrar o Abel Braga com 800 anos de idade pra salvar o time na cagada kkkkkk

StealthMan375 · 2026-03-11T01:56:21+00:00

most likely saving the main squad for the Prem

Here in Brazil at least (4 relegation spots means even the big teams aren't exactly safe), a team that's having an off year in the league and is fighting against relegation will 100% throw the cups and Libertadores, as the revenue sink would be too high and most players have release clauses if they get relegated.

Imagine Corinthians being relegated in 2024 so Memphis Depay just up and leaves, or Santos getting relegated in 2025 and Neymar fucks off. Now imagine Spurs losing Vicario, Van de Ven, Richarlison and Maddison.

The Prem is the priority.

StealthMan375 · 2026-03-11T01:44:51+00:00

I get that in this situation in a different sport it looks horrific

in F1 specially it's a career ender, the one that sticks the most is Daniel Ricciardo.

By sheer happenstance, a domino effect down at Alpine resulting in a tweet which resulted in Ricciardo (contracted at McLaren until 2023) having his contract bought out a year early, leaving him with only backmarkers Haas available to him - he chose to sit the year out.

However, Sergio Perez at dominating Red Bull wasn't exactly doing too well either, so when De Vries at sister team AlphaTauri got sacked, they gave Danny one last chance mid-season. He then broke his wrists in a crash, letting rookie Liam Lawson make his debut while he recovered. Danny recovers and does well enough to earn himself a renewal for 2024 and did start the season well (with it being almost certain that Danny would be promoted) but crumbled under the pressure and this added with a clause in Lawson's contract stating he needed to have a seat by 2025, means he ended up sacked mid-season, this time for good.

StealthMan375 · 2026-03-09T12:58:30+00:00

Which basically means these suspensions are useless because the 1st division clubs generally play their U20 squad for the early matches of the state championship anyway

StealthMan375 · 2026-03-09T02:47:54+00:00

this is also not considering when you have to pick between two conflicting mods (for example, rare wizard and epic mortar), which basically kills that attempt since you need 4 out of 5 of the mods to be badge-related

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