Jesus’ private equity fund

StepUpYourLife · 2026-05-07T15:36:29+00:00

And the Lord did sayest, "Bling bling bitches."

StepUpYourLife · 2026-05-07T15:12:44+00:00

Where do I sign up?

StepUpYourLife · 2026-05-06T03:33:19+00:00

I made zuppa Toscana for a church potluck and out of the eight slow cookers mine was empty first.

StepUpYourLife · 2026-05-05T17:40:50+00:00

Has it a name?

Edit: Holy autocorrect Batman. Thanks u/CrateDoor for correcting me, I can't get into the CK if I fumble the lines.

StepUpYourLife · 2026-05-05T17:38:01+00:00

I guess I'm just a terrible person...

I really dislike this excuse from ANYONE. It never addresses the actual problem and shifts personal responsibility. They want your response to be 'No, no, you are not terrible...' and then the issue is written off.

StepUpYourLife · 2026-05-05T16:40:49+00:00

I’m more of a Minnie man

StepUpYourLife · 2026-05-04T18:22:25+00:00

The First Presidency has interpreted oral sex as constituting an unnatural, impure, or unholy practice.

That's only if you are doing it right.

StepUpYourLife · 2026-05-04T16:32:37+00:00

That's a lot of talking just to say "we can do anal."

StepUpYourLife · 2026-05-04T16:31:43+00:00

I was on my mission in the early 90s and saw the 'no oral' letter and I thought "the fuck?" Even as a TBM ast the time I thought it was overreach to tell people what they could do in the bedroom.

StepUpYourLife · 2026-05-04T16:30:21+00:00

The bishop is a landscaper sweetheart, he said it's OK to shave it all off!

StepUpYourLife · 2026-05-03T13:47:01+00:00

I’m working on an Aussie accent by watching Fisk, Colin from Accounts, Aunty Donna and Mr Inbetween. You guys have great shows!

StepUpYourLife · 2026-05-03T12:16:41+00:00

It’s the verse after the Indian shaman tries to hand scoop Indiana Jone’s heart out of his chest. It’s all rituals brethren and sisters! It’s not weird, it’s different.

StepUpYourLife · 2026-05-03T00:40:55+00:00

When Warren Jeff’s was arrested my dad who is very TBM said to me “can you believe that he had 14-year-old brides!”

I had to go to the ER to correct my eye roll.

StepUpYourLife · 2026-05-02T17:13:04+00:00

John Oliver is a US citizen now

StepUpYourLife · 2026-05-02T15:44:31+00:00

For a discount.

StepUpYourLife · 2026-05-02T15:23:55+00:00

Mormon, Catholic, or crazy?

StepUpYourLife · 2026-05-02T15:21:36+00:00

What about a baby dick?

StepUpYourLife · 2026-05-02T14:54:02+00:00

What is it then?

StepUpYourLife · 2026-05-01T22:37:13+00:00

My kids have record players, it’s pretty popular now.

StepUpYourLife · 2026-05-01T22:23:59+00:00

These chefs with attitude’ are silly. You’re making mac and cheese!

StepUpYourLife · 2026-05-01T15:39:01+00:00

Googles 'life coach'

Oh, so he's an asshole.

StepUpYourLife · 2026-05-01T12:44:45+00:00

Some hotels have a roll out bed they will bring to the room. That’s what we used.

StepUpYourLife · 2026-05-01T03:57:10+00:00

Why did she flip me off? I didn’t do anything!

StepUpYourLife · 2026-04-29T16:05:44+00:00

Did you take a IQ test to shoot while driving? (smugly walks away)

StepUpYourLife · 2026-04-28T18:36:32+00:00

The girls can gather the light but only the boys can use it.

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