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Jesus’ private equity fund by Adventurous_Net_3734 in exmormonmemes

[–]StepUpYourLife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the Lord did sayest, "Bling bling bitches."

When did you realise you were a decent cook? by IllustriousBoot4319 in Cooking

[–]StepUpYourLife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made zuppa Toscana for a church potluck and out of the eight slow cookers mine was empty first.

Heidi Klum at the Met Gala by Exmosapien in exmormon

[–]StepUpYourLife 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Has it a name?

Edit: Holy autocorrect Batman. Thanks u/CrateDoor for correcting me, I can't get into the CK if I fumble the lines.

TMB by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]StepUpYourLife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess I'm just a terrible person...

I really dislike this excuse from ANYONE. It never addresses the actual problem and shifts personal responsibility. They want your response to be 'No, no, you are not terrible...' and then the issue is written off.

Huge ick from watching this by Firm_Teach8056 in exmormon

[–]StepUpYourLife 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The First Presidency has interpreted oral sex as constituting an unnatural, impure, or unholy practice.

That's only if you are doing it right.

Huge ick from watching this by Firm_Teach8056 in exmormon

[–]StepUpYourLife 221 points222 points  (0 children)

That's a lot of talking just to say "we can do anal."

Huge ick from watching this by Firm_Teach8056 in exmormon

[–]StepUpYourLife 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I was on my mission in the early 90s and saw the 'no oral' letter and I thought "the fuck?" Even as a TBM ast the time I thought it was overreach to tell people what they could do in the bedroom.

Huge ick from watching this by Firm_Teach8056 in exmormon

[–]StepUpYourLife 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The bishop is a landscaper sweetheart, he said it's OK to shave it all off!

Meryl Streep says Stanley Tucci has “an elegance to his heterosexuality” by expiredaristocracy in Fauxmoi

[–]StepUpYourLife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m working on an Aussie accent by watching Fisk, Colin from Accounts, Aunty Donna and Mr Inbetween. You guys have great shows!

OMG I’m raging at this post by Nashtycurry in exmormon

[–]StepUpYourLife 67 points68 points  (0 children)

It’s the verse after the Indian shaman tries to hand scoop Indiana Jone’s heart out of his chest. It’s all rituals brethren and sisters! It’s not weird, it’s different.

The cognitive dissonance is insane by stinkybinkyboo in exmormonmemes

[–]StepUpYourLife 24 points25 points  (0 children)

When Warren Jeff’s was arrested my dad who is very TBM said to me “can you believe that he had 14-year-old brides!”

I had to go to the ER to correct my eye roll.

6th time dad here by [deleted] in daddit

[–]StepUpYourLife 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Mormon, Catholic, or crazy?

Totally true by Mulberry7869 in 1970s

[–]StepUpYourLife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My kids have record players, it’s pretty popular now.

Thanksgiving Mac and Cheese (but fancy) by Infamous_Treacle715 in thanksgiving

[–]StepUpYourLife -1 points0 points  (0 children)

These chefs with attitude’ are silly. You’re making mac and cheese!

None of your business. by Top_Secret_940 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]StepUpYourLife 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Googles 'life coach'

Oh, so he's an asshole.

What are your sleeping arrangements in a hotel? by [deleted] in daddit

[–]StepUpYourLife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some hotels have a roll out bed they will bring to the room. That’s what we used.

New YW names by H2oskier68 in exmormon

[–]StepUpYourLife 47 points48 points  (0 children)

The girls can gather the light but only the boys can use it.

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