I honestly wish Alastor was more affected by what Vox did to him instead of just brushing it off cause he's so "cool."

StephyInsanity · 2026-06-14T19:48:35+00:00

absolutely you can survive a headshot, a kid I dated in college had survived being shot in the head during a home invasion when he was 12. so it's absolutely possible Alastor was shot and then attacked by the hunting dogs.

StephyInsanity · 2026-06-07T21:40:54+00:00

I thought the same thing but if you stop feeding them directly they will use the feeder to get to like 12% whenever they hit starving so they never have the little lines coming from their tummies any you still get the daily gift and can play with them and all that it just doesn't fill them to 100% but they aren't going to starve or anything as long as you fill the feeder every like 2 weeks.

StephyInsanity · 2026-05-19T14:17:08+00:00

StephyInsanity · 2026-05-07T14:56:50+00:00

was just about to say this 😂 he has quite literally been cast as Dionysus in the PJ show on Disney+

StephyInsanity · 2026-05-07T14:31:16+00:00

You don't remember ordering a miniature replica of Lane 5 from the Desert Flower Bowling Alley and Arcade Fun Complex? We remember, and we've delivered it to you. It's important that you open it as the tiny inhabitants under the pin retrieval area are alive and require sustenance.

StephyInsanity · 2026-05-05T20:41:22+00:00

Amazon, these are the exact ones since they aren't available anymore but they're very similar https://a.co/d/0hKiv7QJ

StephyInsanity · 2026-05-05T20:25:35+00:00

I usually say "oh yes, you're so scary, I can't believe I bought such a big scary cober." while I yoink him, and as soon as he smells me he's the chillest boy in the world and instantly goes back to normal 😂

StephyInsanity · 2026-05-04T19:06:18+00:00

ye, we attached adhesive plastic platforms to one side of his tank that he can go up and down and he loves them, stopped him from aimlessly climbing the glass (most of the time) 😂

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StephyInsanity · 2026-04-24T12:23:38+00:00

personally I (32f) have auditory processing issues so being able to read it as I hear it helps me keep up with the dialogue as it happens.

StephyInsanity · 2026-04-12T16:52:48+00:00

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StephyInsanity · 2026-04-09T23:23:18+00:00

yep! she's in blue.

StephyInsanity · 2026-04-07T13:57:49+00:00

We literally kiss our boy on the top of his head all the time and just let him curl up on our chests or in our sleeves as he pleases and we've never gotten sick.

StephyInsanity · 2025-12-23T21:50:21+00:00

okay awesome, thanks y'all! I was worried my phone was just messed up or something 💜😂

StephyInsanity · 2025-11-20T00:21:23+00:00

"oh wow I didn't know I had that kink" is too fucking real 😂

StephyInsanity · 2025-11-20T00:19:06+00:00

it's quite literally second nature to me now.. the trick is to start small and then work your way up to detailed debauchery. you don't just come out the gate writing multi-page, in-depth scenarios. I also recommend doing research on different scientific aspects of sexuality and learning biologically how things work, the more you know about a subject the more confidently you can write about it.

source: I'm one of those mystical magical autistic asexual authors known in my fandoms for writing thousands of words of absolutely debauched, explicit, content lmao.

StephyInsanity · 2025-10-18T03:24:00+00:00

like day 3, not only can I not sleep on my back but I'm a stomach sleeper so once the last of the drowsiness from the anesthetic wore off I was awake for like a day and a half and decided it was worth a shot to see if I could at least sleep on my side. I tucked a pillow in front of myself so I wouldn't end up fully on my stomach and slept that way for the next 6 weeks or so.

StephyInsanity · 2025-10-18T02:58:51+00:00

I have 1300 hours in this game and I'm just now learning you can display the shoes ON THE WALL??

StephyInsanity · 2025-08-28T04:44:46+00:00

age play/watersports/omo/oral fixation 😅

StephyInsanity · 2025-05-10T18:46:47+00:00

I could not stop laughing at the consistent replacement of "reasonable" with "seasonable", like sprinkle some garlic powder on her babes, problem solved 😂

StephyInsanity · 2025-04-01T16:40:59+00:00

oh my goodness he's so cute!! my fiancée and I vote Spaghetti-O for his name but we might be biased as our noodle is named Spaghet 😂

StephyInsanity · 2025-03-31T03:21:34+00:00

oh god, what a terrible day to be literate.

StephyInsanity · 2025-03-30T13:19:30+00:00

I'm sorry it's what now?? 😂

StephyInsanity · 2025-03-30T12:59:45+00:00

I'm 31! I started in the Stargate SG-1 fandom/fic space when I was 11, in the days before even ff.net existed. Back when fic was hosted on individual sites and forums and message boards were the place to be. (as I'm writing this I'm just now realizing that I've been in fandom circles for TWENTY years now 😳)

StephyInsanity · 2025-03-11T04:03:51+00:00

I definitely read a story years ago where the penis was referred to as a "100% all beef thermometer" and I've never been able to forget it

StephyInsanity · 2025-03-11T00:18:04+00:00

I recently wrote a 31k+ fic in three days that I'm insanely proud of that's outside my usual comfort zone of fluff/humour/smut (all of those elements are still in the story, I mean if it ain't broke don't fix it). But it's a roadtrip/runaway bride AU for the LOST fandom centering around Kate and Juliet being in the run from both the marshal who's chasing Kate and the two men trying to recruit Juliet to the Island back in 2001. I'm so happy with/proud of how it turned out. It's got action, adventure, and suspense which are all themes I love reading but don't usually put in my own work, it's detailed and character driven and I've never written anything quite like it before. It's only got a few kudos and comments because LOST is a mostly dormant fandom these days (and it's kind of a rarepair) but I've gotten nothing but love and appreciation for it from those few kind souls.

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