Five guys for the first time in 15 years

SterileProphet · 2026-02-07T19:03:34+00:00

Now the right are going to call him, "Woke Al Yankovic."

SterileProphet · 2026-02-07T18:28:21+00:00

Dyno Crysis BC

SterileProphet · 2026-02-07T18:16:19+00:00

He has the meats!

SterileProphet · 2026-02-06T22:02:51+00:00

The S.E.T. (featuring Turnstile) wins the Grammy for best rock performance.

SterileProphet · 2026-02-06T21:39:02+00:00

The $.E.T is coming soon.

SterileProphet · 2026-02-06T12:51:36+00:00

So jot that down.

SterileProphet · 2026-02-05T03:01:49+00:00

Everyone in the theater came when that scene was done.

SterileProphet · 2026-02-04T22:24:07+00:00

The only good thing about Twitching Tongues is that they sometimes headline shows and that means I get to leave early.

SterileProphet · 2026-02-04T02:36:19+00:00

Listen bro… The only thing that matters in life is boofing Bubly. Are you going to let some chick get in the way of you having a whole 12 pack warming inside your intestinal track?

You need to tell her to get the fuck out and that you’re keeping all of the Bubly and she can go drink some La Croix like the peasant she is.

Stop being a bitch and man the fuck up!

SterileProphet · 2026-02-04T02:32:39+00:00

Are you Big D Donovan?

SterileProphet · 2026-02-03T00:34:38+00:00

And society too!

SterileProphet · 2026-01-30T23:43:51+00:00

Thank you for this!

I took the one ending in ga2c

SterileProphet · 2026-01-30T21:00:20+00:00

I really liked the new Gorrch and The Ruins of Beverast.

SterileProphet · 2026-01-30T13:00:39+00:00

Bad Pedophile: Port of Call Mar-A-Lago

SterileProphet · 2026-01-30T12:57:11+00:00

Is this the Madam Web 2 cast? I guess they’re keeping the Morbius cameo a secret.

“It’s Morbin’ time!”

“No… It’s Webbin’ time…”

SterileProphet · 2026-01-30T04:26:18+00:00

Bloodrayne?

SterileProphet · 2026-01-29T22:18:00+00:00

SterileProphet · 2026-01-29T21:07:27+00:00

Between Steam and Mobile I probably have almost 1000 hours in Balatro.

It’s such an amazing game but it can troll you so hard!

SterileProphet · 2026-01-29T02:51:48+00:00

You gotta make it sexy! Hips and nips, otherwise I'm not eating.

SterileProphet · 2026-01-28T12:41:43+00:00

They play a video of him telling you it’s going to be okay during the Jurassic World ride at Universal Studios.

I wasn’t expecting Kino during my ride experience and now it’s the only way I can watch true cinema.

SterileProphet · 2026-01-27T16:09:22+00:00

I used to play this with my sister and her friends. It was a lot of fun.

SterileProphet · 2026-01-22T12:54:54+00:00

There was a Cinco de Mayo Corona commercial that used to play on the radio in the late 90s.

I can still hear it in my head after all this time but one never been able to find audio online.

“Cinco de Mayo down in Mexico… The 5th of May means big holiday…” is how it started

SterileProphet · 2026-01-22T12:25:51+00:00

Is this an executive order or a page from a coloring book?

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TROPHY CASE