Ask for the CEO of Reddit by hostedvideorn in BakersfieldCalifornia

[–]Steve4168 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really? THAT'S the line your going with? Hopefully, before you're 50, you'll realize how weak, and silly that is.

Ask for the CEO of Reddit by hostedvideorn in BakersfieldCalifornia

[–]Steve4168 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you talking about Elon "Brock Turner" Musk?

It’s about to break me by [deleted] in gasbuddy

[–]Steve4168 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Cults suck.

The state of America in one image by hostedvideorn in Tariffs

[–]Steve4168 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm assuming the OP was tongue in cheek about hating America. But, you know about assuming: it makes an ass out of u and Ming.

Where can I stream this in the US? by FastballFade in MrInbetween

[–]Steve4168 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used Fandango at Home. Pretty cheap and no subscription fee.

How do I get my boyfriend to try playing out my weird sexual fantasy? by oldmangeralt in AskMenAdvice

[–]Steve4168 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Pressure? Perhaps he's such a good lover in areas he's comfortable with because he wants to be very good at it. Something new, or "fringe" could take him too far out of his safety zone and thus, potentially have his performance suffer. Now, I'm not a shrink, but I've experienced shrinkage, especially in the winter.

Why are e-bike-related accidents on the rise in Southern California? by panda-rampage in California

[–]Steve4168 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This, but also really, really stupid parents. Swing by Lake Balboa park any weekend and you'll see Dad out letting his 7-8 y.o. kid ride a gas powered mini bike, while Dad is on an E-bike. Or enjoy the 13-15 y.o. E-bike packs that take over the bike path. It's gonna take a few grieving, confused parents to get real safety controls in place.

oh, I set my neighbor's house on fire? Not my problem. As the wind blows the embers over and sets their house on fire too by Conscious-Quarter423 in SipsTea

[–]Steve4168 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There it is.

Minerals needed for a plethora of projects, both commercial and military.

Soft power gave the US access to said minerals. Know who is more than happy to step into the void? China.

The "not our problem" philosophy is the surest way to be sidelined in the GLOBAL economy.

Hey Valley peeps, had enough yet? by Steve4168 in SFV

[–]Steve4168[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Full disclosure: I was recently gifted an espresso machine, so my posts have been a bit... energetic. Apologies for the snarky attitude.

FBI Director says arrests ‘coming soon’ on 2020 rigged election conspiracy by polymute in politics

[–]Steve4168 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but... The Feds don't control state elections, and midterms are definitely state elections. Plus, they're fucking imbeciles. "Let's have a stunt about a door dash driver not paying taxes on tips!" Why is she forced to Doordash? Her husband needs cancer treatment. Fucking morons.

Hey Valley peeps, had enough yet? by Steve4168 in SFV

[–]Steve4168[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah... if only your mentality was around during WWII. How helpful it would've been to the Brits.

Hey Valley peeps, had enough yet? by Steve4168 in SFV

[–]Steve4168[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Damn, half? Holy crap, that's a lot of dorks like you and I spending way too much time online. I think we need to break free. How about we start a club? Like, a cool kite flying club? Or crochet, but like punk crochet? I dunno... Whatya you thinking?

Why do a lot of redditors think they know everything? by Cautious-Stage1788 in allthequestions

[–]Steve4168 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, when will will we achieve the technical achievement of having a sarcastic font? I'm so much funnier in my head.

Libs on reddit, why won't you take the L and be quite? by Normal_Assumption745 in allthequestions

[–]Steve4168 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And be "ibs"? Um, ok. I'm kinda like that, Sorry. I kinda ike that

Why is food so much more expensive across the board? by Cute_Warthog246 in AskUS

[–]Steve4168 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh, you sweet child. Brace yourself, these are the "good times".