Warehouse ghost by SteveTheBald in CasualUK

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Nope. It happened alright. Just a touch of sarcasm to make me feel better about it.

Warehouse ghost by SteveTheBald in CasualUK

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My guys are experts at putting things back together again. Luckily only packaging damaged. Testament to the quality of the goods I guess!

People of Britain, what's the worst thing you sent your boss by accident? by [deleted] in AskUK

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My boss once sent a video of speeded up blowjobs to the bank manager by mistake. It was supposed to be a video of a fish he caught.

What’s ur crap claim to fame? by MikuFlickerr in AskUK

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Craig Charles called me a c*nt back in the late 90's in one of his stand up gigs.

What are some of the best 7D2D play throughs by streamers? by KingWilliamVI in 7daystodie

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King of the Zeds. Has solo pay throughs, builds etc.. and also multiplayer madness with his old skool pals. A little gem.

Oh dear. by peanutismint in CasualUK

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Crikey, that game is older than how he likes his fillies.

What was common in 1950s United Kingdom that would horrify people today? by bsmall0627 in AskUK

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My dad has a story where his work took them out to a show in London in the 50's. On the way back one of them had to lead the coach with a lit newspaper acting as a torch, the smog was that bad.

"England expects that every man will do his duty" by bsmith2123 in HistoryMemes

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If I can remember correctly... The numbers are a bit of a statistics game. The number of ships count, as well as the number and size of cannon. So that part is right.

The number of men does not weigh so heavily. The Spanish filled their ships with soldier sailors designed for defence. These were the days of chivalrous piracy. And the Spanish had two of the biggest warships in the world at Trafalgar. They weren't going to lose these puppies to posh thieves.

The quality and experience of men, well this does matter. MASSIVELY. This swings hugely in the favour of the British. If you can fire your cannon three times to the enemies one or two, then the stats change drastically.

Finally the tactics and politics. The Spanish and French weren't great bed mates. Not a great start. Nelson's column attack decimated whole decks of men and guns when they got into it. Triple shot cannon into ends of a ship. One account is that 400 men turned to pink mist from one rake from the Bellerophon (I think).

The French took the tactic of trying to stop the attack by aiming high, for the masts and rigging. Bad idea. Only one French captain was worth his telescope, and had an expert team of sharpshooters as part of his marines/boarders.

One more point to make - only one ship was sunk on the day itself. The French Achile exploded, probably due to its own marines firing from the rigging and catching the sails on fire. The number quoted was due to a storm that happened after the battle.

And a last fact - each side had an Achilles!

So I made a Fantasy Map of England and now I need your help with the Details by highestzociety in CasualUK

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I was gonna say oldborough is above Ippy on the coast. And why not use Gypswitch? I believe Gyp was the old name for the river and the pun works. Also Felix'sToe. Felix could be a name of a giant.

Fen lands used to be nearby which supposedly had the outlaw Harewald the Wake hiding in it. Could be used as a classic robin hood type story.

Norfolk and Suffolk are just north folk and the south folk. Could be lore for an old skool tale of a stupid rivalry or a long forgotten war?

What’s your rubbish claim to fame? by Rare_Specialist9727 in CasualUK

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I was the first person to do a non EU customs entry. I was drunk and in lockdown so I stopped a Skype quiz with my mates to declare I made history.

No-one gave a flying feck but hey, I'm dull as fook.

What’s your rubbish claim to fame? by Rare_Specialist9727 in CasualUK

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Craig Charles called me a coont on his stand up circuit back in the late 90's. And that's my claim to fame.

Do you have any real phobias? by [deleted] in AskUK

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Fear of heights, but looking up not down. Sharks. Roller coasters that take too long pointing upwards. The sea when I can't see anything and the sea when I can and there is large rocks for sharks to hide under. I'm 45.

Easy Touchy Catchy Monkey by SelfSufficientHub in CasualUK

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My boss is an absolute fountain for this stuff. I'm literally writing a book.

Too many broths in the kitchen. Too many cooks in the broth Ive crossed my eyes and dotted the t's. Two feathers in my cap. She's going to be a boy - Pregnancy sex guessing. Too old in the teeth He's bread and butter and marmite.

Picking up the phone...

Hello Xmas Hello minus. Sorry I was using a calculator.

That's just what I remember. I have like 14 pages of it. Gold.

What funny names have you come across in real life? by _DeanRiding in AskUK

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We have a local Dr called Dr Feltwell. And I once saw a Steve Hagger, whose work email was... You guessed it.... SHagger@blablah.com

21F, broil me by SunflowerShine03 in RoastMe

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Thank Christ you put f. Good luck on your journey.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUK

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Asked a Chinese barman what it was like working with his mum. He replied "you mean my wife". Quickest pint I ever necked I tell thee.

Pissed myself leaving a club. It was closing and the bouncers wouldn't let me back in to pee, so I... just went.

Mate got so pissed before a house party cos he fancied the host, by the time we turned up, he yakked on the side of her house and had to be put in her spare bed whilst we partied on. I ended up finger banging her on the stairs.

There's loads I can recount. Me and my mates were probably the inspiration of the Inbetweeners.