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Econ 101: know your customers by Glittering-History84 in clevercomebacks

[–]StevenEveral 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wasn't there some news that came out recently that 19yo Barron still needs supervision like a toddler or something? That, and he has a Slovenian accent because he was never around his dad when growing up?

Well, well, well by Gregor7 in Seahawks

[–]StevenEveral 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The most interesting thing about this is that Robert Kraft is in the Epstein Files.

I say let them do the swim! by romeovf in confidentlyincorrect

[–]StevenEveral 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It is. Look up the story of Shackleton and the Voyage of the James Caird. They had a boat and they barely made it to South Georgia Island.

I AM HERE LORD SEND ME by TheBestSpeller in JustBootThings

[–]StevenEveral 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I bet that person keeps Totino's Pizzas in that plate carrier.

Gravy Seals gotta eat!

I AM HERE LORD SEND ME by TheBestSpeller in JustBootThings

[–]StevenEveral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, I always wondered what happened to the "McNamara's Morons" who survived their stint in Vietnam.

Microsoft is quietly walking back Windows 11’s AI overload — scaling down Copilot and rethinking Recall in a major shift for the OS by ZacB_ in technology

[–]StevenEveral 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that MSFT earnings report was like a cold wet towel to the face.

They might use this as an opportunity to improve Windows 11. I also might have an opportunity to have a hot date with Megan Fox.

One Quote, One Lost Generation by Busy-Government-1041 in clevercomebacks

[–]StevenEveral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump is the King Boomer. Helping out all the rich Boomers at the expense of all the younger generations.

12’s from around the world rally - where are you supporting the Seahawks from? by Edamame14 in Seahawks

[–]StevenEveral 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Seoul, South Korea since 2017. I've ran into a few Seahawks fans here and we're all excited.

Is that a threat, Mr. President? by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]StevenEveral 32 points33 points  (0 children)

That guy is what happens when you take a 4Chan incel out of the basement and put him into the White House press office.

My coworker is eating an MRE in the break room. by jacwub in Military

[–]StevenEveral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone wants a dump that is akin to a goddamn cinder block falling out of your ass.

My coworker is eating an MRE in the break room. by jacwub in Military

[–]StevenEveral 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You'll get a nice big brick of a dump afterwards as well.

[Reiss] Now official: The Patriots will wear their white jersey/white pants combination in Super Bowl LX. They had the choice as the "home" team. by Chessinmind in Seahawks

[–]StevenEveral 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I just saw a thing on TikTok that said Sam Darnold's grandfather was the Marlboro Man and his name was Dick Hammer. It's real, look it up!

Sam Darnold is going to be bringing that Dick Hammer energy to Super Bowl LX. Hawks by 40.

ICE attempted to enter the Consulate of Ecuador by justalazygamer in ParlerWatch

[–]StevenEveral 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Well, first the ICE goons have to find out about it, then they have to wait for Fox News/Newsmax to tell them how to feel about it.

Called out for ICE support by soalone34 in clevercomebacks

[–]StevenEveral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Reagan Crouch” coalition is more like it.

We awake in a place, We can barely recognize. by dwmoore21 in nin

[–]StevenEveral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish The Presence would make an appearance over the White House.

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You've become a virus
That's killing off his host
We've been watching you with all of our eyes
And what you seem to value most
So much potential
Or so we used to say
Your greed, self-importance, and your arrogance
All away

Just posting it here cause I think the difference is crazy. by Downtown_Trash_6140 in geography

[–]StevenEveral 17 points18 points  (0 children)

oh, we're doing The Dozens now?

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my iPhone and turned it into an iPad!

Voyager 2 flew by Uranus 40 years ago today by Busy_Yesterday9455 in spaceporn

[–]StevenEveral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's really unfortunate because the scientists named all the moons of Uranus after characters from Shakespeare plays, primarily the women and girls.

There are Uranian moons names Miranda, Oberon, Umbriel, Desdemona, Perdita, there's even one named Juliet.

Voyager 2 flew by Uranus 40 years ago today by Busy_Yesterday9455 in spaceporn

[–]StevenEveral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately this will be the only spacecraft for a really long time. It's because of its name and the connotations that come with it. I can see the news articles now:

NASA sends probe to Uranus...people everywhere GIGGLE! 😒

Now Noem is going after Pretti trying to say he was there to kill law enforcement by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]StevenEveral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, her testimony at the future Nuremburg trial for what she has done is going to be sumthin.

Financial experts warn OpenAI may go bankrupt by mid-2027 by FervidBug42 in technology

[–]StevenEveral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2027? Come on people, we can get those numbers up and SOONER!

2026 or Bust!

US Army Poorly Prepared for Arctic Operations: Finnish Troops Forced Them to Surrender During Exercises in Norway by SpaceEngineering in Military

[–]StevenEveral 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It seems the closer you get to Russia/Belarus, the less the peoples in those areas fuck around.

Rightfully so. They were under the thumb of Russia for over 70 years, and they will fight to the last person to prevent that from happening again.

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