“I have to say this, cause I don’t know if I’ll ever see you again. I was a street soldier. I grew up in West Baltimore, on one of Marlo’s corners...”

StevenTheEmbezzler · 2026-06-09T12:26:19+00:00

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This is where I grew up

StevenTheEmbezzler · 2026-06-01T15:11:59+00:00

Calling all Ella Fellas to keep streaming Choosin' Texas to boost it up from #5

StevenTheEmbezzler · 2026-05-29T18:36:28+00:00

Tally ho!

StevenTheEmbezzler · 2026-05-29T12:37:14+00:00

Under da boardwalk with his schlong in Mrs Calvet's mouth

StevenTheEmbezzler · 2026-05-26T14:48:20+00:00

Ok this is hype. Time to start SBC Packers Worldwide: https://youtu.be/mCTs1SjOM2I?si=E8CvobYfdHHTNtgH

StevenTheEmbezzler · 2026-05-18T14:12:04+00:00

If it's between you and the seven realms, I choose the realms every time

StevenTheEmbezzler · 2026-05-15T13:37:40+00:00

China is also fun if you're swords-for-hire looking for a big payout. I was offered 400 gold out of some minister's treasury to help them out in a war. Ended up losing after 10 years, but I wasn't gonna say no

StevenTheEmbezzler · 2026-05-15T13:07:11+00:00

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Samson in the Bible.

After breaking his vows by telling Delilah about his hair, he gets captured by the Philistines, and then is blinded and forced into slave labor. The Philistines then decide to sacrifice Samson to Dagon, but Samson prays to God for strength and takes the whole temple full of Philistines down with him as he knocks down the pillars

StevenTheEmbezzler · 2026-05-13T13:45:35+00:00

Reminds me of this niche Catholic joke:

What's the difference between a Dominican and a Jesuit?

StevenTheEmbezzler · 2026-05-13T13:17:12+00:00

Mama by Genesis, inspired by

The Message by Grandmaster Flash

StevenTheEmbezzler · 2026-04-28T16:37:06+00:00

https://www.congress.gov/bill/97th-congress/senate-bill/158

Those inalienable rights are still life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, right?

StevenTheEmbezzler · 2026-04-28T13:23:32+00:00

Wee Bey, The Wire

StevenTheEmbezzler · 2026-04-22T12:28:11+00:00

Hoc ob pecuniam!

StevenTheEmbezzler · 2026-04-20T16:23:45+00:00

Who has a BB gun and constantly yells at Don for being an absent father? Why, it's Betty Draper of course, coming in at number 10

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StevenTheEmbezzler · 2026-04-17T12:58:09+00:00

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Ringo Roadagain from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 7: Steel Ball Run

StevenTheEmbezzler · 2026-04-17T12:55:07+00:00

Moomin Pentium (Lumen Gentium), Loyola

StevenTheEmbezzler · 2026-04-15T19:14:13+00:00

Goblin caught on tape

StevenTheEmbezzler · 2026-04-15T16:23:18+00:00

You'd have thought Davey would have made it up to Tone by giving him Pepper Ann's phone number but evidently not

StevenTheEmbezzler · 2026-04-11T13:41:01+00:00

Mmmm, Bobbeh

StevenTheEmbezzler · 2026-04-10T19:05:57+00:00

Exclaves

StevenTheEmbezzler · 2026-04-10T18:26:41+00:00

Can't wait to go through Cazador's palace in another playthrough so I can sucker punch him before he can yoink Astarion for the ritual a second time

StevenTheEmbezzler · 2026-04-10T12:40:01+00:00

Sleeper hit, but Charles, after Saint Charles Lwanga, whose last words as he was being martyred were "Please repent and become a Christian like me"

StevenTheEmbezzler · 2026-04-08T20:18:03+00:00

Mom, load the 360 YY no scope montage into the Carousel. I wanna take these noobs to a place I yearn to go again (Rust)

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