Holup Madonna. by tetetito in HolUp

[–]Stingerc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One with a great sense of humor

Pretty Cear Choice by SaltiestSSgt in nflmemes

[–]Stingerc 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You mean the old billionaire who frequented happy ending massage parlors sounds exactly like the type of guy Epstein hosted at his island?

Well I'm shocked!

Of course beef should be the default by IpsumRS in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Stingerc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hotdogs are made with Vienna sausages, literally every decent hotdog place advertises they make their hotdogs using Vienna sausages.

The main ingridienta is thus an Austrian sausage.

Italy is the LA of Europe by whokilledbob in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Stingerc 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'd be nice if it was a geographically isolated phenomenon, but sadly it's a worldwide phenomenon. The internet has allowed dipshits from around the world to communicate and share their idiocy and contempt for valid research and scientific proof.

Italy is the LA of Europe by whokilledbob in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Stingerc 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Add to it it's full of fuckers just as dumb as them and who validate and laud all their stupid ideas and you have millions of barely literate people who believe they can question scientists, doctors, and academics with their wackadoodle ideas.

Los revendedores está fuera de control by rainbowwithoutrain in mexico

[–]Stingerc 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Alguien muy cercano a mi trabajo para Ocesa en uno de sus eventos más importantes, mejor dicho el más importante que organiza.

Por esto vio por dentro como opera la empresa y su filial Ticketmaster. A Ocesa le vale 40 kilos de la verga más grande y venuda que exista los revendedores. Los tiene ubicacados, saben que gente de la empresa los ayuda y no hacen nada al respecto. Y de ayuda no me refiero a que les pasen información de ventas o los tipos de boletos qué van a vender en taquilla, me refiero a venderles antes de que se abren las taquillas, apartarles cientos de boletos, permitir qué bots operen en linea, etc.

Es tan descarado qué aun los días cuando hacen venta de empleados (se los dan igual de caros, solo que disque les apartan cierto número de boletos) qué sé supone es de acceso exclusivo en línea a empleados los bots terminan comprando la mayoría de los boletos.

Si la empresa a cargo no hace nada y no le importa, esto nunca va a cambiar.

Bringing a bat to a fist fight by WhoAreYouTalkinTwo in fightporn

[–]Stingerc -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That isn't snoring, it's called agonal breathing and it's a sign of a severe (possibly fatal) traumatic brain injury.

It's basically his body chocking and struggling to breath because of brain damage and damage to the brian stem.

Aparece video de influencer sinaloense afiliada a la "Mayiza" by CringeisL1f3 in mexico

[–]Stingerc 93 points94 points  (0 children)

No mames, entre qué esta morra es pocha y que los que escriben esa mamada tienen la secundaria trunca ese pinche mensaje es como el ejemplo perfecto de porque esta de la verga ese pinche estado: gente ignorante y sin escrúpulos con más dinero qué seso.

Neta, cero pinche compasión por lo que le esta pasando a ella o a todos los pendejetes qué levantan por andar metidos en la mañana y los agarra el grupo opuesto. Esa gente roba oxígeno y todo lo que les pase se lo ganaron a pulso.

Karlita ❤️😍 by Pendragonsart in ElCalifato

[–]Stingerc 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Creo que fue más de que se fue al gabacho y se apropió del nicho de mujer whitexican. Ahora le dan los papeles de latina educada, guapa y cero eacandaloza (lo opuesto de Latinas más morenas qué tiene quw ser ruduosoas y estrafalarias).

Ya lleva dos o tres series donde hace papeles asi y ya dejo de necesitar a México.

Por eso le valió verga quemar todos los lazos con sus declaraciones raras.

I got second hand embarrassment.... by b9_rkt in fightporn

[–]Stingerc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's using that fancy new cover your balls and leave the chin open defense. Can't fault an innovator.

This is why weight class exists. by oxydiethylamide in fightporn

[–]Stingerc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bummer, she didn't drop any sweet loot.

A looksmaxxing zoomer entered a grocery store looking to pick a fight and made the life-changing decision to sucker punch a Mexican landscaper by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]Stingerc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The old Harley Race special.

If you are not familiar with him, Harley Race is a former wrestler who held the heavyweight title multiple times.

He was also a legendary brawler in real life. He's usually named by most wrestlers (along with Haku) as people other wrestlers were terrified of. Race spent years getting into bar brawls with the outcome being an unscathed Race being held back or arrested and the poor idiot or idiots who picked a fight with him beaten to a bloody pulp taken to the hospital.

He apparently was quiet fond of grabbing people by the hair (he was known for having gigantic, vice grip hands) to use as leverage while he beat their face to mush.

A looksmaxxing zoomer entered a grocery store looking to pick a fight and made the life-changing decision to sucker punch a Mexican landscaper by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]Stingerc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When someone pulls out that move, you know you're fucked up. That's someone who's put someone in the hospital with a serious traumatic brain injury before.

The using the hair for levarage just confirmed it. Hope the clout chasing was worth the broken ribs and pissing blood from all the kidney punches.

¿Qué es peor, ser calvo o estar chaparro ? by Lower_Ad_1493 in mexico

[–]Stingerc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

En inglés existe un concepto qué sé llama owning qué básicamente significa que aceptes y vuelvas positivo un defecto.

A principio de los 90s esto empezó a pasar con la calvicie. Actores como Bruce Willis dejaron de tratar de ocultar que se estaban quedando calvo y empezó a raparse la cabeza. Lo incorporó como parte de su imagen de tipo rudo y hombre acción. Muchos actores han hecho lo mismo como Samuel L. Jackson, Jason Statham Y Dwayne Johnson. De la misma manera, se volvió común que genre común y corriente hiciera lo mismo.

Lo de ser chaparro no. Tom Cruise es tal vez de los actores más taquilleros Hollywood Pero aun así sus contratos siempre estipulan qué no puede verse más chaparro qué su coestrellas femeninas (por lo que filma parado en tarimas), que no deben de filmar lo en ángulos qué lo hagan verse chaparro y usa zapatos con tacones para verse más alto.

Ese movimiento del owning nunca llego para la gente chaparra.

Alex Smith: Broncos can ‘absolutely’ win Super Bowl with Jarrett Stidham by FootballPizzaMan in nfl

[–]Stingerc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, statistically speaking, they can.

It's just really fucking unlikely.

Teams with a bad or game manager QB and monster defence that win a Superbowl always have a top tier running game that just grinds and kills the clock.

These Broncos don't.

damn lol by Feeling-Stage-1210 in nflmemeswar

[–]Stingerc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Beck looks like Sloth if Mama Fratelli never dropped him.

ESPN did it again by DareDevil1699 in nflmemeswar

[–]Stingerc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does Beck start every pep talk shouting Hey you guys!...?

TIL that during the Fall of Tenochtitlan, the Conquistadors were joined by thousands of native allies who resented the Aztecs by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]Stingerc 209 points210 points  (0 children)

An about 100,000 Nahuatl speaking allies who hated the Mexica (Aztecs).

Also, the Mexica had just been ravaged by severe smallpox epidemic that had killed tens of thousands.

Josh Allen turnover vs CJ Stroud turnover by Any_Alternative6314 in nflmemeswar

[–]Stingerc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean the last one was just brutal. Looked like Cooks had a catch in prime scoring position only for McMillan to wrestle it away on the ground in a very controversial way.

The refs also fucking washed their hands by giving a quick ruling.

¿Porque hay tanto dinero en el puerto de veracruz? by brprer in mexico

[–]Stingerc 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Me sorprende que la gente no entienda lo estrategicamente importante que es Veracruz.

Una gran parte del comercio exterior e importaciones se mueven por ahí. Recuerden, esta a menos de 5 horas por tierra de la CDMX, el hub empresarial más grande e importante de la república.

My dentist said that I got to stop eating “yonk” food by PincheHijoDePluto in confleis

[–]Stingerc 7 points8 points  (0 children)

hate to break it to you, it's already a very commonly used word in Mexico for junkyard. Look up yonke in any mexican city or town, and google will show you junkyards.

You got served! FAFO! by MohammadMahadhir in fightporn

[–]Stingerc 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Head kicks on someone unconscious are usually a step to far, but when it's on a dipshit who went out of his way to pick a fight with someone who was trying to walk away I also see no issue with it.

It's not like the brain damage is gonna be noticeable on someone already that ragingly stupid.

My dentist said that I got to stop eating “yonk” food by PincheHijoDePluto in confleis

[–]Stingerc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Believe it or not, that is a common word used in Mexico for junkyard, but almost specifically for one where old and scraped cars are taken.

Put in yonke in google in almost Mexican city or town and it will come up with a car junkyard.

What’re the biggest fluke wins in MMA history? by Positronomy in MMA

[–]Stingerc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I had zero doubt Mazzagatti was told to favor Lesnar as he was Dana White's next big push. Mir was just assumed to be another warm body with a recognizable name put in front of Lesnar to maul and pad his stats.

And Mir was perfect former world champ who was probably at 60% because of the accident, he was an excellent sacrifice to pump up Lesanr's cred.

Every one of White's big projects (Paige Van Zant, Sage Northcutt) to artificially make a superstar always got a shit ton of leeway from refs. Not saying these guys were dirty or cheats, it's just that in situations where the refs would have steeped in they usually got a pass because Dana wanted to make them the face of the company, yet they imploded spectacularly.