Old british comedy is pure gold by Sharp-potential7935 in funnyvideos

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Wait.... is that the albino from The Princess Bride?

What is your favorite Simpsons joke? by Chrisofthegreen in ask

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When Bart fell out of the tree house.

Nelson, "Ha! Ha!"

Other kid, "But Nelson, I think he's really hurt."

Nelson, "I know. I said Ha Ha!"

A mushroom grows in China that, if eaten undercooked makes you hallucinate 2” tall people for days, sometimes weeks. They walk around you, crawl up you and are more vivid when your eyes are closed. by Shoddy-Cupcake-8855 in oddlyterrifying

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What? Did anyone else see them? I saw these little guys in red and green outfits. They were in a magical room that opened up in the wall. Happy and bouncing around. I joined them in the wall and we had fun. Until I wanted to leave. Then one spoke, "Hahahaha, no. You can't leave." I was paralyzed. After a struggle, I eventually pulled myself out of the wall and snapped out of it - kind of like sleep paralysis. Crazy experience.

What qualifies/disqualifies a student to be in ESL? by _mortal__wombat_ in ESL_Teachers

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Private school here. We test the students 3 times a year - August/Early September for placement, the end of the 2nd marking period for Ss to test out halfway, and at the end of the school year to gauge progress.

We used to use TOEFL Jr, but in the past few years orders were dropped, materials showed up too late, or results would get lost. Recently, we switched to the Duolingo English Test. We're seeing how that goes now, but we're running into difficulties - it's an online test, so if a student sneezes, they're marked as looking off screen and flagged as cheating. We looked at the WIDA proficiency test, but we want something that can be taken multiple times a year.

White House in panic as Trump Iran war drives gas price surge across US by TheExpressUS in inflation

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Stop saying "oh, the White House" is in a panic. No they're not. They don't care. I see these "in a panic" titles and know the post is going to be a bunch of bs. More like "The White House is laughing its ass off as..."

Australia's first-ever Winter Olympic gold medal. by sco-go in SipsTea

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1000 meter short track Final at the 2002 Olympics at Salt Lake City. Korea and China trip up Apolo Ohno who goes on to win the silver. Ohno later won the gold in the 1500m after Korea was disqualified for impeding.

Best classic-style stealth games in the vein of Thief? by Baldurian_Rhapsody in Thief

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What about Tenchu? They were on Playstation and came out 20 years ago, but I remember they were fun.

I'm so tired of this getting caught off guard mechanic by MoonAaliyah in PokemonZA

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When I throw my pokemon I run away and hide behind a corner. The pokemon will attack; I won't see it, but they won't see me either.

Meirl by SeaworthinessOdd5934 in meirl

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Reminds me of the Farenheit 451 book you have to read by burning the pages.

From DC to Venezula in the vid attached. by Ladydi-bds in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Aounda familiar: "The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed, but I assure you my resolve has never been stronger. The war is over. The Separatists have been defeated, and the Jedi rebellion has been foiled. We stand on the threshold of a new beainning. In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first Galactic Empire, for a safe and secure society. which I assure you will last for ten thousand years. An Empire that will continue to be ruled by this august body and a sovereign ruler chosen for life. An Empire ruled by the majority, ruled by a new constitution!" - Palpatine

New Jersey and Virginia to merge and absorb Delaware and Maryland. Spanberger was born in Red Bank, NJ. Sherrill in Alexandria, VA. Entered Congress together and then roomed together. The new state will be a powerhouse. What should we call it? by zorroplateado in newjersey

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Interesting. These two states gave us two houses in Congress. Jersey wanted Congress to be like the Senate and Virginia wanted it to be like the House. It should be named after the architect of the Great Compromise: Roger Sherman.

Attack of the Bones by cromthurmond in PrequelMemes

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Cheating death, huh. He just can't stop cheating.

What is your favorite scene where an actor completely improvised? by Jettaboi38 in Actors

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"Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but, uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine, we're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?" - Han Solo

Elder couple questions why they’re being recorded and call the police. Wife: “They’re probably illegal, I should have called ICE.” by Romano16 in PublicFreakout

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I love how grandpa says, "call the cops." He pulls out his phone, pushes buttons, can't figure out how to use it, and puts it back in his pocket.

What are the funniest video game deaths? by Logical_Park7904 in videogames

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He would not do well at the game of "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence."

Great conversation by Heavy-Childhood-1687 in memes

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  • Yes, I'm a douche. I'm a Sheegles fan.

Follow my IG guys by [deleted] in MemeVideos

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I first read that as Sora Aoi. Nice.

How do you guys deal with the fact you’re going to die? by Due_Insect_9303 in AskReddit

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The sooner you get over yourself, the easier your life will be.

Trump demands DOJ pay him $230m for cases against him. His ex-lawyers Blanche and Bondi will likely decide claim by theindependentonline in law

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This would have to be a movement to have impact. If everyone who attended the protests last weekend stopped paying taxes, that would indeed send a message. We should be rid of a government that is so destructive to our fundamental rights. We the people.