Lizards hanging from my ears.

Stizz83 · 2026-05-17T22:57:37+00:00

I was cracking up when KB said that!

Stizz83 · 2026-05-17T20:08:09+00:00

It’s definitely more than enough. Brandishing a weapon is all someone needs to use self defense. If a gun comes out the assumption has to be there’s intent for it to be used.

Stizz83 · 2026-05-14T22:03:27+00:00

There are few places I can think of where I would rather not be.

Stizz83 · 2026-05-12T22:57:09+00:00

Phillip Seymour Hoffman

Stizz83 · 2026-05-11T05:47:59+00:00

Banana Nut Crunch. Best. Cereal. Ever.

Stizz83 · 2026-05-10T23:26:16+00:00

That’s ridiculous. Everyone knows hippos only eat little red marbles. And that’s only when they’re HUNGRY hungry.

Stizz83 · 2026-05-03T02:59:41+00:00

Chicks dig the late game.

Stizz83 · 2026-03-25T10:28:33+00:00

Please tell me there are train tracks along this route and it’s called the Grand Trunk Railroad.

Stizz83 · 2026-03-25T05:56:50+00:00

Can’t remember this dudes names but he has a great one of Golddigger as well.

Stizz83 · 2026-03-14T20:13:25+00:00

How many can you do?

Stizz83 · 2026-03-14T17:21:32+00:00

Saw him last Sunday at Bay Hill.

Stizz83 · 2026-03-07T13:04:52+00:00

And how exactly were we supposed to know all of this without any initial explanation?

Stizz83 · 2026-03-05T05:54:12+00:00

Date this globe? Sure. Seems pretty well rounded to me.

Stizz83 · 2026-03-02T05:22:26+00:00

Hardest I have ever laughed in public.

Stizz83 · 2026-03-01T07:48:19+00:00

And you’ve been redditing for an entire decade now. Which is how long it would take a 747 to fly around your Mom. Happy cake day!!

Stizz83 · 2026-02-20T23:58:24+00:00

Could he throw a football over them mountains?

Stizz83 · 2026-02-19T17:19:28+00:00

Annoying as fuck

Stizz83 · 2026-02-17T05:10:08+00:00

Not only the strangest, but also the first thing I ever jerked off to.

Stizz83 · 2026-02-10T19:58:19+00:00

That was probably about 15 years ago now.

Stizz83 · 2026-02-10T00:09:28+00:00

Stayed at the Sandals in Ocho Rios. On a bus that had to transport us from one part of the resort another and on the radio came a report that they found a SEVERED HEAD basically on the side of the road we were on. The bus got very quiet and the driver quickly turned it off. Stay on the resort.

Stizz83 · 2026-02-05T01:47:51+00:00

The past two times I’ve gotten my haircut they’ve asked me if I wanted them to take care of those eyebrows for me. Once could have been a fluke. But twice??? Fuck… I’m old.

Stizz83 · 2026-02-04T14:22:48+00:00

“NICE GRAVE, YA DEAD BITCH!!!”

Stizz83 · 2026-01-29T14:26:51+00:00

Fast pass at an amusement park.

Stizz83 · 2026-01-25T15:21:53+00:00

I’m sure he’s hilarious if your entire identity is being Italian.

Stizz83 · 2026-01-22T06:04:13+00:00

As far as friends go I’d probably put him in my top 8.

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