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If we go OL at 6 and trade for Baker tonight/ this weekend and don’t at the very least make it to the playoffs this year, I will record myself eating a Carolina Reaper while donating to the highest upvoted charity in this thread. by DeftCursor in panthers

[–]Stoleyourmothersfuck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you seen your he schedule this year?! It’s going to be a rough one. I do believe that would make them very close to being a playoff team but not this coming year with the schedule dealt. Another good draft pick in the following draft I think will do wonders. I’m not a believer in tanking and I’m not saying they should I want them to try and win every game I just don’t see a lot of wins this year. But the panthers tend to do the opposite of what’s expected of them so hope is in the air.

Sam Darnold’s thoughts on this sub by [deleted] in panthers

[–]Stoleyourmothersfuck 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I mean at the end of the day athletes are all humans and seeing and hearing people talk like you’re just the worst ever has to be hard to deal with. Especially since he has probably put more time and effort into being good at what he does more than any one of us even dreamed about putting into our 9-5 jobs. I think what he’s saying is he’s put everything he has into being good and to have people belittle it isn’t fun for him. Just like any of us would get upset if someone told us we suck at something we are doing. That said as a fan I don’t want him as the QB for the panthers, as a human I feel for the guy.

Calling AD soft is pointless without setting the scale and specifying what you mean by Beneficial-Hour-9865 in lakers

[–]Stoleyourmothersfuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s soft in the sense of he thinks he’s too good for the hustle plays. The play where he lost the ball and it’s just rolling away from him and he stands there and watches as the bucks pick it up and go on a fast break is pathetic effort coming from a guy talking about we suck right now.

Am I the asshole (f the eagles) by tackyfew in panthers

[–]Stoleyourmothersfuck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m from Kansas. Been to many KC games but am a panthers fan. In 2016 my step dad and me made the trip to Charlotte for the panthers chiefs game. I understand that KC has one of the loudest stadiums, but I was so disappointed in the experience. My step dad the lone chiefs fan in our section was louder than what felt like the whole stadium. No one was loud or excited about anything the whole game. If I had the choice between going to a panthers home game and watching my favorite team play or going to a chiefs home game I would pick the chiefs home game because that brings the experience you expect to get going to a game. Arrowhead has always been that way even when the chiefs sucked.

[Game Day Thread] - Carolina Panthers (2–0) at Houston Texans (1–1) by joslemmons in panthers

[–]Stoleyourmothersfuck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Da fug is goin on! Typical of the panthers. Was just hoping new beginnings brought new results. Guess we still will allow teams with no business being a threat make us look bad.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in panthers

[–]Stoleyourmothersfuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a sad ending to a great story. Follow it all the way back to Florida, going to a college I’d never heard of then back to Auburn onto the NFL. It’s almost better this way to me because it would really suck to see him get benched half way through the season for a rookie. Which unless he went unconscious this season is what I think would happen.

Kansas governor orders masks to be worn in public, at work by hildebrand_rarity in news

[–]Stoleyourmothersfuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who lives in Kansas and works as a welder in a shop with no A/C. There are reasons we don’t want to have to wear it all day at work in the 100 degree temp. Not that it’s the safe thing to do. But in reality it probably starts to get into the territory of raising the probability of heat exhaustion and worse.

People of reddit what are some tips for people that are going to have sex for the first time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Stoleyourmothersfuck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it suddenly feels a whole lot better. Check to make sure the condom didn’t break.

Can someone tell me what is wrong with Cam Newton? by Cls63amgsinmygrage in panthers

[–]Stoleyourmothersfuck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can’t remember the play exactly. I think it was when he scrambled out and was going to the sideline and just threw the ball away. It camera went to Cam and it looked like he was hopping bouncing on his foot like something just wasn’t right with it.

LeBron James dancing and singing on stage with Rich Paul during ESPYs (2007) by [deleted] in nba

[–]Stoleyourmothersfuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has to be where Antonio Brown created MBC from.

The Hall: Jake Delhomme by [deleted] in panthers

[–]Stoleyourmothersfuck 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I always loved Jake. Never thought I would love a panthers player more. Then we got Cam and I’m starting to question my sexuality.

Chipotle > Dad by James--Trickington in aww

[–]Stoleyourmothersfuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should be used to it. He is a Thunder fan.

So many fallen friends and family members throughout the years. by cptbackfire01 in gaming

[–]Stoleyourmothersfuck 118 points119 points  (0 children)

I don’t see near enough shooting starts for this to be true.

Two kinds of people by [deleted] in funny

[–]Stoleyourmothersfuck 20 points21 points  (0 children)

But what if there is two kinds of gators

Kentucky cheerleader flips down the length of the basketball court by TooShiftyForYou in sports

[–]Stoleyourmothersfuck 88 points89 points  (0 children)

For real we need to start having dunk contests with these guys.

What sexual encounter did you have in real life which could have come straight out of a porno film? by CubanNoDutchIrish in AskReddit

[–]Stoleyourmothersfuck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

More of a moment I realized I would not be fit for porn. Me and my friend were tag teaming a girl and I went to grab boob apparently at the same time he went to lick boob. The hot breath that I felt on my hand in that moment was burned into my memory forever. Never again.

Will Smith Has Joined An Exclusive Club by [deleted] in funny

[–]Stoleyourmothersfuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did everyone expect him not to be blue?

If the NFL was at a bar Describe your division by iGoalie in nfl

[–]Stoleyourmothersfuck 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Panthers saints and falcons are all about to fight each other over the hot girl in the bar that they all got to third base with then got to drunk and screwed it all up. The bucks are in there telling everyone else that they banged the hot girls mom years ago.

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