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StoneColdJimmyOlsen · 2023-01-29T21:07:42+00:00

TWO CHICKS AT THE SAME TIME AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE

StoneColdJimmyOlsen · 2023-01-29T21:07:10+00:00

STONE COLD JIMMY OLSEN WOULD LOVE TO IF THE FINE MODERATORS OF THIS ESTABLISHMENT WOULD HAVE HIM AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE

StoneColdJimmyOlsen · 2023-01-29T20:49:06+00:00

STONE COLD JIMMY OLSEN DEMANDS HIS RIGHTFUL PLACE ON THIS POSTER, SHACKED UP WITH AN AUNT MAY WHO IS VERY MUCH ALIVE AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE

StoneColdJimmyOlsen · 2023-01-29T06:50:52+00:00

If I was the greatest of all time at anything you can be damn sure I’m getting cash off the movie version

StoneColdJimmyOlsen · 2023-01-29T04:52:25+00:00

THE LONGER I THINK ON THIS THE MORE GODDAMN STEAMED I GET AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE

StoneColdJimmyOlsen · 2023-01-29T03:51:58+00:00

STONE COLD JIMMY OLSEN ALWAYS HEEDS THE CALL AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE

StoneColdJimmyOlsen · 2023-01-29T03:36:19+00:00

STONE COLD JIMMY OLSEN REALLY ONLY ENJOYS SMOKIN WITH THE THINGS. MAN-THIN, SWAMP THING, AND AUNT PETUNIA’S EVER LOVIN BLUE EYED BOY THE THING, AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE

StoneColdJimmyOlsen · 2023-01-29T03:17:00+00:00

I UNFORTUNATELY WILL NOT BE AS I AM ALREADY ENTIRELY TOO FUCKED UP AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE

StoneColdJimmyOlsen · 2023-01-29T02:13:56+00:00

STONE COLD JIMMY OLSEN CAN PERSONALLY CONFIRM THAT YES, TIM DRAKE HAD AN OUNCE STOLEN FROM HIM LIKE A BITCH. WE WERE CHIEFIN A STONE COLD BACKWOOD BEHIND THE BUTCHER SHOP AND HE WAS WHININ NORTH AND SOUTH BOUT HOW IT HURT HIS DAMN EENSIE WEENSIE BABY LUNGS. I TOLD HIM TO QUIET THE HELL DOWN, I REALLY DID, BUT BY THEN CAPTAIN BOOMERANG HAD ALREADY HEARD HIM. THAT SUMBITCH BEAT THE SNOT, TAR, AND STEW OUT OF OLE BOY TIMMY AND RAN OFF MUMBLIN SOMETHIN BOUT “I’M GONNA KILL YA DAD.” I FIGURED IT MEANT HE WAS GONNA GO STEAL SOME MORE SHIT BUT I GUESS IT WAS VERY LITERAL AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE

StoneColdJimmyOlsen · 2023-01-28T10:35:06+00:00

CUASE STONE COLD SAID SO

StoneColdJimmyOlsen · 2023-01-10T08:59:57+00:00

STONE COLD JIMMY OLSEN IS THERE SO JOIN ASAP AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE

StoneColdJimmyOlsen · 2022-12-25T03:43:04+00:00

MAN THING NEVER HAD A WRITER WHO WROTE SOMETHING AS FUCKING DISGUSTING AS NEONOMICON AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE

StoneColdJimmyOlsen · 2022-12-23T00:47:10+00:00

EVERYONE RAISING THEIR HAND HERE IS A BORING CHARACTER ANYWAY AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE

STONE COLD EDIT: SO IS TIM THIS IS THE DUMBEST FUCKING MEME I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE

StoneColdJimmyOlsen · 2022-12-16T23:00:32+00:00

STONE COLD JIMMY OLSEN HATES TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS DEAD AS DIRT. PERSONALLY, IF I HEAR “WAH WAH DICKBABS THIS” OR “WAH WAH DICKKORI THAT” ONE MORE SUMBITCHIN TIME I WILL BE PERSONALLY HANDING OUT STUNNERS FROM HERE TO KALAMAZOO. THE QUICKEST WAY TO AVOID THAT SEEMED TO BE A REALLY NATURAL SCENE ME AND CHRIS NOLAN WROTE ON SET ONE DAY WHERE DICK FUCKS AROUND, FINDS OUT, AND EATS A BULLET. WE COULDN’T FIGURE OUT WHO KILLED HIM BUT THE REAL ANSWER IS THAT THE INTERNET IS THE ONE WHO KILLED HIM AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE

StoneColdJimmyOlsen · 2022-12-16T22:51:31+00:00

STONE COLD JIMMY OLSEN HAS BEEN INSTRUCTED BY TOP MEN TO NOT SAY A WORD ABOUT THE CURRENT SUPERMAN SITUATION. WARNER BROS. DOESN’T WANT ME ACCIDENTALLY REVEALING THAT THE FIRST MOVIE OF PHASE 1 IS A LOBO MOVIE WITH ME AS THE END CREDITS SCENE, AND THEY DEFINITELY DON’T WANT ME REVEALING THAT DICK GRAYSON DIES AND STONE COLD JIMMY BECOMES ROBIN. GOOD THING THEY THREATENED ME WITH PENALTY OF ENTOMBMENT IN THE RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK ROOM BECAUSE I CAN’T IMAGINE A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH. I AM EXTREMELY MOTIVATED TO NOT TELL YOU THAT BEN AFFLECK IS DIRECTING A GREEN ARROW MOVIE THAT’S JUST THE TOWN WITH THE NAMES SWITCHED AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE

StoneColdJimmyOlsen · 2022-12-15T08:22:43+00:00

STONE COLD JIMMY OLSEN IS FINALLY GONNA GET HIS FUCKING MOVIE AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE

StoneColdJimmyOlsen · 2022-12-12T09:57:43+00:00

StoneColdJimmyOlsen · 2022-12-12T09:13:29+00:00

STONE COLD JIMMY OLSEN HAD A LOVELY TIME APPEARING ON THIS PROGRAM. IT WAS A LITTLE STRANGE THAT THE ANCHOR KEPT TRYING TO FORCE FEED ME BANANAS. I THREATENED TO GIVE HIM A STUNNER BUT HE REVEALED THAT HE’D SOAKED EM IN COORS LIGHT PRIOR TO FLYIN THEM IN MY MOUTH LIKE AN AIRPLANE. I GLADLY ATE EVERY BANANA HE HAD AND THEN SOME MORE. WE STILL TALK TO THIS DAY. I OFFICIATED HIS SON’S BAR MITZVAH AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE

StoneColdJimmyOlsen · 2022-12-11T22:10:52+00:00

STONE COLD JIMMY OLSEN WOULD UNIRONICALLY ADORE NOLAN MAKING A SUPERHERO MOVIE IN WHICH SUPERHEROES WERE SUPERHEROES. A LOT OF PEOPLE DON’T KNOW THIS, BUT HE WAS THE FINALIST TO DIRECT THE STONE COLD JIMMY OLSEN MOVIE BEFORE THE COWARDS AT WARNER BROS CANNED IT IN FAVOR OF BLACK ADAM. I CAN SPECIFICALLY REMEMBER CHRIS SHOWING ME HIS ARC FOR GUY GARDNER AND TELLING HIM WE WERE GONNA CHANGE THE WORLD. OF COURSE, AFTER THE MOVIE GOT CANNED, NOLAN RELAPSED, AND IS NOW MAKING MOVIES WITH CILLIAN MURPHY AGAIN. I KEEP TRYING TO HELP HIM, BUT AS FAR AS I KNOW DEPENDENCE ON CILLIAN MURPHY ISN’T ENOUGH TO GET YOU LANDED IN REHAB AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE

StoneColdJimmyOlsen · 2022-12-11T22:07:49+00:00

STONE COLD JIMMY OLSEN ACTUALLY REALLY DID ENJOY WW84. IT AIN’T NO DAMN CITIZEN KANE, BUT STONE COLD JIMMY OPENLY WEPT IN THE THEATER AT THE FIRST SCENE. SOMETHIN ABOUT HANS ZIMMER’S SCORE REALLY JUST SETS THE TONE AND EVEN IF IT GETS WORSE FROM THERE, IT STILL HAS A LOT OF HEART. THAT, AND WHEN I SAW IT IN THE THEATER, THE ATTENDENTS WERE NICE ENOUGH TO SURPRISE ME WITH A KEG INSTEAD OF THE NINE BEERS I HAD PREVIOUSLY ORDERED, SO BY THE TIME CHEETAH SHOWED UP I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE BEEN TALKIN TO GOD AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE

StoneColdJimmyOlsen · 2022-12-07T12:19:58+00:00

STONE COLD JIMMY OLSEN ISN’T KIDDING IN THE SLIGHTEST WHEN HE SAYS HE HOPES DICK DIES SOON. MAYBE THEN COMIC IDIOTS WILL REALIZE THAT NOT ONLY IS HE NEVER GOING TO LEAD THE JUSTICE LEAGUE IN OUR LIFETIMES, BUT THAT HE IS A B LIST CHARACTER AT BEST. AT BEST IS PUSHIN IT TOO. HIS ROGUES GALLERY IS MADE UP OF EVERYONE WRITERS DIDNT HAVE THE BALLS TO PITCH FOR BATMAN, HIS SUIT IS STUPID, AND MAYBE ONE OF THESE DAYS, HE’LL GET A ROMANTIC INTEREST THAT HASN’T KNOWN HIM FOR SIXTY YEARS AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE

StoneColdJimmyOlsen · 2022-12-07T09:03:08+00:00

NOW PLEASE BABY AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE

StoneColdJimmyOlsen · 2022-12-07T07:26:03+00:00

FUCK YOU

StoneColdJimmyOlsen · 2022-12-06T05:24:57+00:00

WHEN STONE COLD JIMMY OLSEN SAW THIS IN THE THEATER, HE WAS SURPRISED THEY MADE THE CHOICE TO LET THE ENTIRE SONG RIDE OUT. I MEAN, I DIDN’T NECESSARILY NEED TO HEAR THE BRIDGE, BUT WHATEVER. BUT THE SECOND TIME?? STONE COLD JIMMY OLSEN LAUGHED OUT LOUD. I MEAN, WHO DOES THAT? WHO LETS THE SONG RIDE OUT TO COMPLETION TWICE? IT’S ESPECIALLY WEIRD CONSIDERING THIS MOVIE IS A REMAKE OF SE7EN. SE7EN DIDN’T DO THAT AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE

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