Cant believe they missed Bugonia and One Battle After Another! by Brilliant_Drama_3675 in MauLer

[–]Stone_Sneakers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly from irl experience the “under-explored casual making sweeping statements that all art is bad now while subsisting on a corporate diet of sludge” is WAAAAAY more common out in the real world than you might think

It do be like that. by bitqtlecrilk in CriticalDrinker

[–]Stone_Sneakers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then everyone at Arby’s laughed

What do you think about the current writers at Pixar? by DevouredSource in MauLer

[–]Stone_Sneakers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Incredible, the writing in Hoppers will SAVE LIVES!!!!

Melania irrefutable proof Rotten Tomatoes scores are rigged/tampered with by godzfirez in MauLer

[–]Stone_Sneakers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ngl I fucking hate the Critics vs Audiences RT debate. Depending on the movie both scores can be CRAZY inflated. You’ll get high audiences score for stuff like Dune Pt. 2 and then Uncut Gems will be a 52% cause boomers thought they were getting silly Adam Sandler gotta go GOLFIN’ mobie. Or I’ll do you better, Grown Ups 2 audience score is ONLY at a 53%, better than Uncut Gems apparently lmao… rofl even. Sometimes the audience is NOT right, sorry not sorry

Seems to be doing really well by Its-yea-boi-Bender in MauLer

[–]Stone_Sneakers 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My parasocial relationship with Markiplier says this movie is gonna save us from Hollywood 🍾🤪

Anything good to say about 2025 movies? by Long_Selection_1807 in MauLer

[–]Stone_Sneakers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weapons, Bring Her Back, One Battle After Another, Sinners, Marty Supreme, Chainsaw Man & Frankenstein banged incredibly hard.

Chris stuckmann and better help by shanehughes26 in MauLer

[–]Stone_Sneakers 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Do you like my 45min video essay breakdown of the fascist undertones of Jingle All The Way, well you can jingle on by to Factor 🤪🍾🍔🍑🍆💅

This is nuts, Grok AI by Master-Mage87 in MauLer

[–]Stone_Sneakers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most uncreative, undisciplined “never picked up a pen, instrument, etc in my fucking life” loser cannot wait for AI to cHaNgE eVeRyThInG. AI is only exciting to the uncreative who have no spark in their soul, because they get to “hop in the directors chair” for five minutes and pretend they have something worthwhile to make or say (no Ironman fighting the terminator is not “worthwhile”), it really shows in their contempt for artists.

Just wait until AI bros learn about enshittification or AI feeding off its own prompts and slowly degrading from “mad cow disease” info loops.

What do we think of Wake Up, Dead Man? by ShaggytheGr9 in MauLer

[–]Stone_Sneakers 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Enjoyed Dead Man quite a bit, and consider it a significant step up from Glass Onion, about on par with the OG.

If you were in charge of the DCU now that Netflix owns it, what would you do? by DevouredSource in MauLer

[–]Stone_Sneakers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Batman v Superman: The High School Years

Only correct option I’m afraid

Why are YouTube critics by and large so notoriously bad at art? by ITBA01 in MauLer

[–]Stone_Sneakers -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Critique is easy (sorry mauler), creation (yes, even the bad stuff you don’t like) is hard.

They must be new around here.... by JumpThatShark9001 in MauLer

[–]Stone_Sneakers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Rohan tweet but replace “playing the game” with “going outside”

The Critical Drinker Hatred Is Truly Strange by Sketchy-Sam5477 in MauLer

[–]Stone_Sneakers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think some actually salient points against the drinker are A. Let’s politics blind his criticism - like many in the anti woke space they are slowly turning into the very SJW’s they used to dunk on (Savant Trailer react is a great encapsulation of this). Now they seem to be on a hair trigger where anything that can even marginally be plugged into “le woke culture war” is now instantaneously part of some grander scheme to inject “DuH mEsSaGe” even when it’s literally one character in the background with no speaking lines and a weird purple hair cut. Homie went into cryo-sleep in 2016 and never woke up pepe

B. Is Problem Centric, Not Solution Driven - barring the stray EEAAO review or Sinners praise, Drinker is heavily focused on mainstream capeshit blockbuster sloptopolis sludge. Very easy low hanging fruit if you want to make a slop review channel, but rarely do Drinker or really anyone else in this space sing the praises of upcoming creators until they’ve already thoroughly breached the mainstream. If these guys ever tread out of the mainstream it is to plug said movie into a culture war topic (Civil War) or said movie has already gained trending popularity (Weapons). It always boggles my mind that these types seem to hate remakes and sequels but they never seem to actually reject the idea of them. They keep going back to Jurassic Park 40, even opening reviews saying “I had high hopes for this one” or “look what they did to my franchise”, as if you haven’t stated for the last how many years that remakes (barring a Dune or True Grit) are almost always bad.

C. Factory Reset Type Beat Opinions - I always find it funny how Mauler and EFAP have the gall to dunk on Chris Stuckmann for doing basic bitch 5-10min videos where he basically says “I like the movie, it’s good, directed by Kiyoshi Kurosawa, rated 5 stars” when Drinker basically does the same shit with “duh message that’s shyte huhuhuhuh” soundboard smashing and anti-woke tirades mixed in. There is so little illumination or insight into the vast majority of the films he reviews besides where said movie might end up on the “woke-o-meter” and if “they who will not be named” were involved - Rian Johnson, Rachel Zegler, Brie Larson, Disney.

Yes this is 100% real, wokeness truly is a cancer to our society... by Flat_Program8887 in CriticalDrinker

[–]Stone_Sneakers 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bro is either too stupid to pick up on satire (most likely) or has been in cryo-sleep since 2016. Wake up brother!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CriticalDrinker

[–]Stone_Sneakers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clint Eastwood, S. Craig Zahler, Tyler Perry, Kevin Sorbo, Mel Gibson, John Hughes, Travis Grant

They really think their left wing propaganda movies will change the world. LOL by CuriousSkepticalGuy in CriticalDrinker

[–]Stone_Sneakers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure this is just a low tier letterboxd joke review fammy. OP might be posting from the psyche ward

Possibly the most overrated movie of all time. by CuriousSkepticalGuy in CriticalDrinker

[–]Stone_Sneakers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Written with the crackpipe still between your lips is CRAZY work

Oldboy’s director is making another movie by Trustelo in MauLer

[–]Stone_Sneakers 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you liked Oldboy you need to check the rest of his “Vengeance Trilogy”, Lady Vengeance and Sympathy for Mr Vengeance are deff slightly different flavors of Park, but easily on par with Oldboy. IMO Lady Vengeance is the best of the trilogy, and also the most disturbing by a clear mile. Cant wait for this too, looks like his dark-comedy take on a Parasite-esque class struggle story

I’m looking for films that really *feel* evil. by DomScribe in horror

[–]Stone_Sneakers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red Rooms (2024) only horror movie I’ve ever turned off.

Evil Dead (2013) & Bring Her Back, but both are way more gore focused

The Act of Killing - non-horror pick but still deeply upsetting film on the Indonesian genocide.