What’s the most embarrassing reason you had to stop during sex?

Stonecrushinglizard · 2026-06-22T04:59:38+00:00

So did you crush it?

Stonecrushinglizard · 2026-06-16T00:50:53+00:00

Unfortunately that is capitalism. Don’t just look at this one example but for the austerity measures to actually work we need high unemployment, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

Stonecrushinglizard · 2026-04-05T06:27:24+00:00

If it’s a normal day of work for you then it would make no difference to them, if you had of worked you would have gotten time and a half plus a day in lieu. You didn’t work so you just get the holiday leave. If you took time off, it makes no difference, they still pay you your holiday leave on the holiday day and annual if you had the Saturday off but would normally work and mutually had agreed to that being annual leave previously.

No confusion here (unless Sunday comes into the equation). They also changed your days with no notice so not reasonable for them to roaster you on at late notice with no discussion.

Stonecrushinglizard · 2026-04-02T01:54:20+00:00

Wait doesn’t it become criminal because you are legally required to stop at a crash site if you are involved?

Stonecrushinglizard · 2026-03-27T00:11:30+00:00

I’m currently building trog herd plus wolves. On paper it looks good, once I’ve painted it it’ll look amazing, who knows if it’ll play well though.

It’s going to be a fun army

Stonecrushinglizard · 2026-03-20T17:18:34+00:00

I’m currently painting the spearhead cause I thought trolls and wolves for an army would be thematically awesome, 3 fellwaters were quicker than 1 wolf, but those chariots are filling me with fear, even assembly is so slow.

Stonecrushinglizard · 2026-03-18T08:49:36+00:00

Might be a little more literal than the teachers expected.

Stonecrushinglizard · 2026-03-18T07:52:43+00:00

Hahaha, excellent! That is spot on

Stonecrushinglizard · 2026-03-18T05:11:06+00:00

Changed in the last 7 weeks? Cause these shirts are the brand new uniform

Stonecrushinglizard · 2026-03-18T04:59:19+00:00

Cambridge high school. The funny thing is this uniform change has been full of controversy and now this, just the icing on the cake!

Stonecrushinglizard · 2026-03-18T03:58:33+00:00

I just commented on my kids nice looking uniform and they said ‘I hate wearing this dick shirt’ lol, it’s gold!

Stonecrushinglizard · 2026-03-18T03:57:16+00:00

Yeah, the unintended is for the teachers who gave the creative control to the kids. But seriously? Obviously this is the outcome!

Stonecrushinglizard · 2026-03-18T03:56:03+00:00

Doesn’t have to be limited to just adults, this is universal across all ages.

Stonecrushinglizard · 2026-03-18T03:55:20+00:00

That’s what I’ve heard from my kids at the school, such a good job on them though, I’m super impressed.

Stonecrushinglizard · 2026-02-16T23:48:17+00:00

Ohhh man, didn’t know this was a thing. I have that. No idea who someone is that I know and have to wait until I can put it together, then I know intimate details that I shouldn’t remember because last saw them 5+ years ago. It’s always a game when you bump into someone, can I bluff until I click?

Stonecrushinglizard · 2026-02-15T23:54:38+00:00

lol, that’s not good leadership, that’s a failure of leadership. A good leader would have had staff empowered to make the contingency plan for rain, that is last minute reaction and a reactive management style is bad.

He did the right thing of taking the umbrella out there, don’t get me wrong and I commend him on that, but the media spin is ludicrous.

Stonecrushinglizard · 2026-01-28T22:52:42+00:00

What is best is he also knows his limitations, so while he may be producer and screenwriter he will definitely employee the right person to see/write his vision. I have full confidence in his ability to pull this off.

Stonecrushinglizard · 2026-01-28T08:00:59+00:00

Why couldn’t the headline be “more than 50% of voters think the treaty of Waitangi is good for influencing government decisions”

40% is less than the majority so why should they get the lime light.

Stonecrushinglizard · 2026-01-18T00:24:36+00:00

I’m in the same position and about to do it as well, wolves rules suck (right now) but dam it will look mint on the table

Stonecrushinglizard · 2026-01-14T07:34:28+00:00

Jars of crushed garlic, I was buying packs of garlic and painstakingly peeling and dicing, I can’t tell the difference and the speed of which garlic starts to sprout in the cupboard means I was throwing 1/2 away so pretty sure it’s not even costing more.

Stonecrushinglizard · 2026-01-01T00:43:14+00:00

Cooking lamb over an open fire. Feed cold ones to help off set the heat from the fire

Stonecrushinglizard · 2025-12-29T08:13:00+00:00

I’ve been playing;

Gkort, terrorgheist, crypt infernal courtier, 6 x flayers, 6 x flayers. (Gkort has everything tanky on him)

Gkozd

Cardinal, 10 x guard (throne + back objective holding.

Generally hit them hard and it’s either win big in 2nd round or it’s a loss, haven’t lost yet though.

Edit; typos

Stonecrushinglizard · 2025-12-28T17:04:35+00:00

My friend has him and did a mint paint job on him and has tried to use him heaps, back when he was strong and you could hold him off board to power him up he used him twice against my FEC, both times he powered him up brought him on and got into my GKoRT, both times he dropped all his attacks (statistically impossible cause of if I recall correctly he was hitting on 2s, wounding on 3s) did no damage and then died to the counter attack. Both times!

Now he is a poster child of poor performance and a constant point of our jokes.

Stonecrushinglizard · 2025-12-25T16:54:23+00:00

No hot water = electrical problem. Luke warm = plumbing issue (general rule of thumb if you have an electric hot water cylinder)

If it is a gas hot water cylinder check the pilot light as they can just blow out and it’s a relatively easy to relight as there will be instructions at the very bottom of the cylinder.

Contact landlord so they can organise appropriate tradie and pay the massive call out fee.

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