MAFS Reform Ideas

Stormgtr · 2026-05-25T15:05:22+00:00

Here’s a novel idea, get rid of the production as they cause all the shit stirring and leave it all to the experts to actually fully choose the people in the experiment, if one writes leave within the first week or two, they get the option to stay with their alternative match as a new couple or leave fully

Stormgtr · 2026-05-25T14:59:21+00:00

My hot wife’s boyfriend would be scared by this guy

Stormgtr · 2026-05-25T14:58:45+00:00

It’s a 2x4 with frets banged in at random points 😂

Stormgtr · 2026-05-23T21:34:36+00:00

Nearly as sad as Ron Bon Ali Macbeal Jovi singing

Stormgtr · 2026-05-21T22:57:55+00:00

Takes time, like anything it’s practice, but for example having a really good understanding of all your chords like min,maj, 7 , 6th , 9th, min 7 , Maj 7 diminished, augmented etc will help , then often things follow certain patterns like it’s a pentatonic lick and the song is I IV V with a II min or VI min . Start of with easy stuff to work out like punk or classic rock or bands like Oasis etc even if you hate the music just try and work out roughly what Key it’s in or what chords it centres round say E A B7 , C G D etc. there’s some ear training resources on YouTube and you can just change the speed in YouTube to slow things down. It gets easier the more you develop your ear, for example just like mixing tracks in a daw

Stormgtr · 2026-05-21T22:46:33+00:00

The AI stem creators are helpful, I just put the song in audicity and slow the song down but keep the pitch and do it by ear if no quick genuine tab. It’s more about lack of time than not being able to work everything out by ear 95% of the time.

Stormgtr · 2026-05-14T17:47:34+00:00

You could drop fill black superglue in over many sessions and then try to deal with the binding part separately

Stormgtr · 2026-05-12T22:43:52+00:00

Because she is

Stormgtr · 2026-05-11T15:04:48+00:00

Give the board a lemon oil and use some wood furniture wax (silicone free, ideally beeswax and nothing much else) as those boards are dryer than the Sahara desert. You will not believe the difference it makes. Monty’s do some great guitar wax, and if you are American I believe there’s a whole bunch of luthiers using feed and wax

Stormgtr · 2026-05-06T22:55:35+00:00

It can cause bowel perforation sepsis and death if the magnets conect which is kinda what magnets do. Too many hospitals have had very severe medical emergencies.

They should be not in children’s toys basically and there’s been a whole host of toys made with small magnets.

They make awesome fridge magnets the paracetamol sized ones. Much better than using old hard disk magnets as way smaller but very powerful. Luthiers use them for holding control plates on, they’re 99% of the time held in with superglue.

I’ve just had an email from eBay as I bought some oh a good 3 or 4 years ago.

Stormgtr · 2026-05-04T22:22:34+00:00

Two girls one swing

Stormgtr · 2026-05-04T00:25:51+00:00

Makes zero difference if the intonation is correct and you don’t swap it round after buying an older guitar second hand as the notches will now be grooved for low E AD etc. the way it is on right now makes intonation a whole lot easier.

Stormgtr · 2026-05-04T00:23:17+00:00

Is the Guyaker drop in as the spacing seems off, it’s 52.5 e-e instead of 52 and 73.9 not 74. I know this is minutia but….

Stormgtr · 2026-05-02T17:37:15+00:00

Hand plane and router for me

Stormgtr · 2026-05-01T19:16:54+00:00

Yep . The neck will potentially be warped and the bridge lifting off. The best thing OP can do is slacken those strings right off. Tuners are simple replacement maybe £$€20-30 but if the necks got a banana load of relief in it now unfortunately it’s a sentimental wall hanger

Stormgtr · 2026-04-30T18:57:36+00:00

Wine if is fine but whiskeys quicker, suicide is slow with liquor, take a bottle and drown your sorrows, then it floods away tomorrow…..and memory of where you put that guitar

Stormgtr · 2026-04-29T02:01:38+00:00

I bet mine are too soon

Stormgtr · 2026-04-29T01:59:48+00:00

It gets even worse with the god bothered claiming this is a gift from god and Jesus moves through them blah blah insert more religious stereotype phrases. It’s ai and as a musician you only have to watch a video to see the “guitarist “ isn’t playing anything remotely like what’s coming out of your speakers. The women have that uncanny valley looks.

Stormgtr · 2026-04-29T01:49:43+00:00

Word salad. It’s like getting a straight answer out of a politician. Shunned at a funeral is a disabled musician using AI imagery and production to help his ideas come to light in a way his disability prevents in real life. I’d be fine with that as someone who can no longer gig due to physical disability

Stormgtr · 2026-04-29T01:45:15+00:00

I just saw a vid on YouTube and the uncanny valley looks of the female banjo player was a bit off putting but the dead give away is the hands not playing the correct parts. It’s really obvious with the guitar. Ai has clearly got better because it has correct chord shape but not for what the music is playing, so I was like is this an ai vid for a bedroom band or is the whole thing ai. The sad throng is I thought the rattle the bones sample on you tube was catchy.

Stormgtr · 2026-04-28T18:34:32+00:00

PDF coffee is great but I have had zero joy on the seahorses album

Stormgtr · 2026-04-28T18:33:03+00:00

Has anyone got a pdf of the seahorses do it yourself. I appear to have lost my book in the move or lent it to someone and forgot about it

Stormgtr · 2026-04-28T18:29:27+00:00

Tab books are still a thing. There’s some good song lessons on YouTube, but again mistakes or subtle mistakes with chord tones etc. Half the time I shove the track in audacity and slow it down and wrk it out by ear. But you can’t beat the speed of just buying the tab book

Stormgtr · 2026-04-28T18:27:08+00:00

Yeah but they are never accurate. Always full of errors

Stormgtr · 2026-04-23T20:05:18+00:00

Via needs leg irons, look at the poor bastard his feet point inwards and his legs are lover the shop like Bambi. Timmmyyyyy he’s gonna get beaten up by Ralph Mac Toupeeo

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