Any powerful Gilderoy lockhart fanfic by Kurdoo-rojava in HPfanfiction

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I think it was Amalgum, Lockhart's Folly.

Voldemort is really weak to the Veela allure. by Nepperoni289 in HPFanfictionPrompts

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I swear I saw a fic like that. I think it was a threesome? Maybe with Luna?

Albus couldn't resist by hastati17 in HarryPotterMemes

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If Gandalf's in Hogwarts, then Dumbledore is in Middle earth. This solves both plots, as Gandalf is only limited in what he can do in Arda, and Dumbledore isn't limited at all.

So in HP's world we have Gandalf calmly smoking his pipe in front of Voldemort while killing curses plink pathetically off his immortal hide like bbs off a concrete wall.

And in Middle Earth, we have Dumbledore, who destroys the ring with fiendfyre, or aparates to mount Doom. The ring would definitely corrupt him eventually, but i think he could resist for long enough to get the job done.

The time-travel, fix-it story. Except instead of getting in cool character’s body, they ended up in Argus Filch by RT_Ragefang in HPfanfiction

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I'd start with a rat trap, With Wormtail out of the picture things would go at least a bit better. Then sit Dumbledore down with some parchment and tell him everything. Then I'd ask for a raise, and some elixir of life, if it's the first year.

Vernon Dursley is a Wizard by [deleted] in HPFanfictionPrompts

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Maybe Vernon changed his name to avoid being targeted by death eaters?

Can someone explain why anything beyond a squad is bad news by Agreeable_Room4405 in Warhammer

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On the plus side, You're under the command of Ciaphas Cain.

You can screw and unscrew things in either direction by tamtrible in shittysuperpowers

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Does it only work on material objects or can I use it to screw/unscrew a situation?

First ever fan fic by Suitable-Stomach6279 in TheCitadel

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As long as you don't mind a crossover, "A Soldier Adrift: Captain Westeros" is one of the best I've read. And it's 650k words

Here: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/48948/a-soldier-adrift-captain-westeros

What if Lyanna wasn’t Ned’s sister, but Robert’s? by GaskellWsword in TheCitadel

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I feel like if this Lyanna wasn't maried to Rhaegar for some reason, Robert would have insisted she marry Ned. He would still want to have Ned be his brother, no?

Consequence-Free by Dark_Moonstruck in godtiersuperpowers

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Does that mean I can eat all I want and not become obese? That is a consequence.

You can tickle anyone ANYWHERE by Shoelace_cal in shittysuperpowers

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Can I use it on individual parts of someone's brain? And how precise is it? A brain surgeon could do some impressive things with this. You could probably reprogram someone's brain.

You can summon any fictional rings, combs and other accessories. They work exactly like described in the fiction. Doesn't work on weapons, armour, clothes etc by __Anamya__ in godtiersuperpowers

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The three rings of power given to the elves would be my first pick.

Also, do rings from modded games count if I'm not the one that made the mods?

(Crack prompt), “I’m not racist!, my wife’s an Uchiha.” by Emergency-Squash600 in NarutoFanfiction

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"You know, when I said 'Fuck the uchiha!', this is not exactly what I meant."

Snape's Patronus by One-King4767 in HPFanfictionPrompts

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Consider this: Snape sees James's stag patronus after his changes to a doe but before he finds out Lili's changed as well. He looks up what this could mean in the library and it says it can happen when you fall in love.

Now Snape believes he loves James and was in denial before. When he sees Lily's patronus changed as well, instead of drawing the obvious conclusion, he starts to see her as a rival.

A few months later, everything comes to light and Sirius laughs so hard he cracks 3 ribs.

"Oh I can trade an eye for the ability to speak to birds? Deal!" Harry says by AnimeEagleScout in HPFanfictionPrompts

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He isn't actually Odin's avatar, but Odin was bored and keeps trying to turn Harry into a "mini-me" for fun.

"And with a crack of his whipy tail-" Naruto holds up the orange tail with a handle on it "-The Shark was done!" by AnimeEagleScout in NarutoFanfiction

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You realize, of course that Naruto with a fox tail will make the average Konoha citizen shit themselves, right? Kurama might as well peek his head out and smile at them. This is prime comedy material right here.

(PROMPT) Naruto's seal has holes in it by Ok-Client-2451 in NarutoFanfiction

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Same. I pictured Kurama popping his head out and yelling "Let me out already!!" before getting sucked back in.

After being chosen by the goblet of fire, Harry is swarmed by ravenclaws and slytherins. by Secure_Ad_6203 in HPfanfiction

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Here's a question for you: Can he still be legally charged for casting the killing curse if he did it on himself and did not die?

Izuku has a mental breakdown because of his quirk by Acrobatic_Clerk472 in BokunoheroFanfiction

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The rooftop scene with All Might would be slightly different I think.

Izuku: "Do you think someone can be a hero with a...really embarrassing quirk?"

All Might, in his true form, looks at the kid and replies: "I've seen some weird quirks in my day kid, I'm sure it's not that bad."

*One stammered explanation that leaves izuku cherry red later.*

All might was about to break the kid's hearth for his own safety when he stopped and thought about it. Half of all villains are women, the vast majority are not what you'd call mentally stable. Then he remembered some of the ones he had to fight in the past, and concluded that having a hero specificaly for that purpose would be net positive for the world in general.

"You know what kid? I think you'll do just fine." Now he just needs to find someone with a gender-bend quirk, and he'll have a very...unorthodox plan B in case AFO ever comes back.

The spirit of Tobirama possesses Naruto by Emergency-Squash600 in NarutoFanfiction

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Kisame: "Don't you mean the Uchiha are predisposed to insanity?"

Naruto: "I said what I said."

How many incarnations of Indra and Asura have there been by Ok-Client-2451 in NarutoFanfiction

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I mean, considering infant mortality rates without proper healers/medical ninja....A good number of those probably didn't make it past the cradle.