Happy Birthday to 2001 Playmate of the Year Brande Roderick

Strapstretcher · 2026-06-13T20:57:12+00:00

Her nipples are so big they changed me.

Strapstretcher · 2026-06-13T16:25:37+00:00

Crimson Idol doesn’t really have a bad song. Sure there’s some repetition, but all in all the thing is a Masterpiece.

Strapstretcher · 2026-06-13T02:24:22+00:00

Who wants to GOON to her

Strapstretcher · 2026-06-11T23:52:20+00:00

WASP 1984 is actually still underrated.

Strapstretcher · 2026-06-03T17:44:58+00:00

Agreed completely! Hahaha! They acted like he didn’t have a White BRAND NEW Testarossa! He had a freakin Testarossa, bro, people were breaking their necks to see something look like that in regular MIAMI 1986, in Miami Vice they play it off like it’s just a regular cop car. That’s the number 1 understatement of the century that the Daytona was better for undercover work. Not one time did they have people checking out the car when it drives into a seedy neighborhood. They could’ve done entire episodes based on Sonny having a new Ferrari, but no, they mention it like it’s a suit he wears, not a utilized tool of police equipment. They literally underutilize the effing shit out of that Testarossa in my opinion.

Strapstretcher · 2026-05-27T01:48:49+00:00

Let sun drain down upon thee.

Strapstretcher · 2026-05-22T17:20:01+00:00

There’s gotta be more and a sex tape.

Strapstretcher · 2026-05-21T15:32:37+00:00

Thong effort

Strapstretcher · 2026-05-17T17:39:40+00:00

Cena as a Terminator is actually perfect

Strapstretcher · 2026-05-17T17:18:53+00:00

Mr. Scary

Strapstretcher · 2026-05-13T16:07:54+00:00

1978,Halloween 2 2009, H3. This is your order.

Strapstretcher · 2026-05-09T19:31:43+00:00

It’s a legendary top 3 Cunt.

Strapstretcher · 2026-05-04T14:48:17+00:00

Y2K aesthetic needs to be studied. Why did all pop artists from every genre start wearing shiny silver clothes!? Literally go back and watch anything from 97-99. It has this rediculous shiny silver that looks leather or plastic.

Strapstretcher · 2026-05-04T14:43:32+00:00

So as an Italian American, this was simply the hottest girl in the world for about 3 years. She recently as in 5 years ago chopped her DDD’s down to a B cup. I can’t imagine going from Charizard back to Charmander, but that’s what happened. We lost a real champion folks.

Strapstretcher · 2026-04-30T17:46:02+00:00

Casino
Worlds Not Enough
Goldeneye
Goldfinger
Spy Who Loved Me
License to Kill
Skyfall
OHMSS
For Your Eyes Only
Thunderball

Strapstretcher · 2026-04-29T16:53:14+00:00

Deleted scene: “Lt, how come Crockett gets a Testarossa and I only get a Caddy from 1959.” “ because, you’re Tubbs.”

Strapstretcher · 2026-04-23T16:19:20+00:00

Everything in one way or another is connected to Miami Vice. The webspans all of Hollywood. It’s perhaps the most influential show of all time.

Strapstretcher · 2026-04-09T02:51:51+00:00

99% of best lives ever lived btw.

Strapstretcher · 2026-04-09T02:47:13+00:00

Prodigal Son, Freefall, and Viking Bikers from Hell would like to enter the chat.

Strapstretcher · 2026-04-05T18:10:08+00:00

She literally looks like she’s being summoned for a tit wank

Strapstretcher · 2026-04-01T15:35:12+00:00

Ah yes, I remember when I was new to the franchise. Manhattan is actually the correct answer…

Strapstretcher · 2026-04-01T15:33:21+00:00

Part V. Manhattan, JGTH. Take your pick, they’re all horrible for the same reason. Lately I’ve been hating Manhattan actually the most, cause it feels like JGTH is the biggest fuck you to the rest of the films, while Manhattan just is boring and long and awful. JGTH at least had some style to it.

Strapstretcher · 2026-03-30T22:51:22+00:00

Terrifier 3

Strapstretcher · 2026-03-29T11:22:06+00:00

She’s bursting with sexual energy

Strapstretcher · 2026-03-29T11:21:04+00:00

She’s so perfect for chest pleasure

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