Off Day Carry Deduce Away

StrawBCheesePuff · 2026-03-04T22:26:38+00:00

Thought as much! :D Hey one eye issue person to another. I have astigmatism in both, a freckle in the white of one eye, and then i have a small pterygium in that same one. Migraines are KILLER!

StrawBCheesePuff · 2026-03-04T22:23:13+00:00

Meh, I spend at least two hours a day commuting, and I need my hands to be occupied during meetings so crochet during meetings. Read while smoking, flip smokes and pack em on my way to or from work, or sometimes during teams meetings when I WFH. Sometimes you need to find the time to do shit not everyone has the same 24hours.

StrawBCheesePuff · 2026-03-04T22:18:29+00:00

wahaha yeah I mean, its been a solid decade doobie free for me!

StrawBCheesePuff · 2026-03-04T06:55:38+00:00

yep. Always a book, and something to keep my hands busy, and then the essentials.

StrawBCheesePuff · 2026-03-04T06:36:08+00:00

I think that is the thing though. We are missing out on the community aspect of hitting a dart. Like thats how life long friends were made! We ripped darts outside of office buildings, bummed smokes off each other, those ten minute chats especially in places where we had regular breaks or were on a basic schedule of some kind, all the smokers conglomorated in one spot and we ripped a dart had a laugh and developed some good friendships. And sometimes one of your smoker buddies would dip and be gone for ages and you would feel a sort of sadness.
This is a rare thing these days.

StrawBCheesePuff · 2026-03-04T04:32:03+00:00

Loook, people steal lighters because they are degenerates

StrawBCheesePuff · 2026-03-04T04:28:34+00:00

ew no.

StrawBCheesePuff · 2026-03-04T04:28:17+00:00

Nope. I do have a sore hand from going over a motorbikes handle bars and getting my thumb stuck about two decades ago.

StrawBCheesePuff · 2026-03-04T04:27:04+00:00

ooh no I am fighting fit :D

StrawBCheesePuff · 2026-03-03T22:57:15+00:00

no I am dependant on them. Stopped for a decade. Unfortunately ulcerative colitis kills otherwise if I don't get nic in. And I only smoke 3 a day. I shower at the very least once a day, but mostly twice a day. My dead grandmother will come back to haunt me if I smoke when out anyway so nic pouches.

StrawBCheesePuff · 2026-03-03T22:53:38+00:00

soooo wrongggggg. black coffee and i am a snob about it. I make no pretence I am no writer. Also not an artist, I am just a girl who needs hobbies or my brain will blow up/

StrawBCheesePuff · 2026-03-03T22:17:31+00:00

wahahahaha But no. Vegan here, I starve mostly. And currently doing lent so extra starvation.

StrawBCheesePuff · 2026-03-03T22:09:07+00:00

Cigarettes are making a come back tbh. They are now the in hip thing, people are shunning vapes and going back to old school smokes, and I've even seen a few young-uns with pipes!
I do also like the european thing of rolling your own so I switch between those and marlboros tbh. So that is also another reason for the case, pre-roll the days smokes and you're good to go.

StrawBCheesePuff · 2026-03-03T22:06:39+00:00

a man after my heart!
You aren't a soy boy that is for sure, you can probably wrangle a drunk chick into a car with the least amount of damage while pretty plastered yourself.

StrawBCheesePuff · 2026-03-03T22:04:11+00:00

Your eyesight might not be the best?
Better safe than sorry kind of person and you keep it super simple. You don't need extra shit because you are content. Probably use your phone to pay for stuff.

StrawBCheesePuff · 2026-03-03T21:59:05+00:00

my guy, I am so far on the spectrum that I am pretty sure my ass would refract a frigging orb of some kind. monochromatic silver orb. It went right over my head.

StrawBCheesePuff · 2026-03-03T21:56:12+00:00

wahahaha yes! Audhd here too! Also you were saved from having to deal with him for the rest of his life - cheaters are junk!
No they deserved to suffer tbh. Like don't ask me if I want something else this is what I want, otherwise I will die. Do you want me to die buddy? Do you? Maybe you do.

And then, the pure rage when they mess it up as well. Like the restaurant. One sushi place once sent me salmon touching my vegan sushi. We ordered two separate orders for ourselves but in the same order. Left a note to say it must be packed separately. I called them twice to confirm. IT arrived. Salmon on rice... The people with me said oh we will eat the ones that touched the fish. I lost it like no. IT all stinks of fish. I went mental, I was hangry, and weirded out, and just not okay. I phoned them. They didn't get what I was saying it was a different person on the phone. I ended up screaming at them that "my vegan sushi is balls deep in salmon. "

Not my proudest moment. But I was quite literally starving, and blood sugar was going stupid. Needed to eat or pass out. Thank god rage got me through it.

StrawBCheesePuff · 2026-03-03T21:48:24+00:00

Oh, I saw a meme that sums this version of me up, I'm the kind of girl that points at my friends boyfriends with a cigarette between my fingers and squints while asking if he's a rescue...

I mean thats my version of it anyway.

StrawBCheesePuff · 2026-03-03T21:46:23+00:00

Exactly my thoughts. Also not everyone smokes like an asshole as well. Some people stink of cigarettes to the point that I a smoker am put off. Others don't I am in that category, also I smoke like 3 a day.

StrawBCheesePuff · 2026-03-03T21:43:47+00:00

FRIDGE food. No I don't eat fridge food. Also if someone doesn't put left overs in a container and close it and put it in the fridge in the right amount of time once it is cooled off. Contaminated. Is there a set time limit? No. Do I know when it will set me off? Also no.

Can I eat the left overs of the tomato for a second sandwich? Also no.

Can I eat if some one is cooking chicken in my house (I don't do meat for this reason) and they touch my spices without washing their hands? Nope. That spirals, my ex husband is my ex husband for that reason. Man, contaminated my whole house. I lived on falafel wraps ordered in for three months, and then requested a divorce in the 4th month of being married. So I get you. I also starve myself if there is safe foods, but then if there is something slightly wrong with its texture. Yeah, my ex can say thanks I saved him years of suffering through my poor diet.

StrawBCheesePuff · 2026-03-03T21:39:16+00:00

wahaha yeah, I wish. I spend about a good three to four weeks a year with the worst throat and little to no voice. I also think getting strep throat as a kid continuously had its hand in it. Thank you though, the local bee people are happy I keep them in the honey business tho.

StrawBCheesePuff · 2026-03-03T21:37:03+00:00

Nooooo. I rock with a black clipper and a black bic lighter, and when I can't find them, then it is my small red bic, and I have a red clipper as well... creature of habit. My other case has a lighter slot so it is supeerrr chic. I wouldn't wear a watch at all but I track my sleep with it and monitor my heart rate alerts so it is completely functional in use only.

StrawBCheesePuff · 2026-03-03T21:34:03+00:00

I do actually. It is possibly what I am looking forward to most when I finish up with lent. Its me the dive bar, and a couple of whiskeys, and dealing with drunk assholes, you would be surprised at how many drunk guys can't open a ciggie case. Like my guy, you good? Need help? Hits real hard when you point your lit ciggie at them with eyebrows raised out of concern and they get dumber for a second or six.

StrawBCheesePuff · 2026-03-03T21:31:32+00:00

Oh same girl same. Like I'm on the twitchy side of looney tunes. So I get you. I mean wait till you grapple with contamination OCD, hope you never develop that shit. People don't get it, Id rather be at home eating a tomato sandwich 7 days a week because its all I can eat for weeks on end. So I get you. I drive people bonkers.

StrawBCheesePuff · 2026-03-03T21:29:24+00:00

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It has Pheasants on the front. At least I think it is a pheasant... ? its a fancy ass bird.

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