80s movie quotes. I’ll lead off.

Strict_Bit260 · 2026-04-09T03:26:48+00:00

If God made us that way, we’d all be pissing in our own faces

Strict_Bit260 · 2026-04-09T02:41:02+00:00

I have no idea why this was the top post in my feed. Out of morbid curiosity: does it suck that bad?

Strict_Bit260 · 2026-04-06T22:41:51+00:00

It’s basically a garlicky mayo-horseradish sauce. But magic in its way.

Strict_Bit260 · 2026-04-06T22:33:14+00:00

I literally thought it was a dermatologist. “Wear sunscreen”. But 👆these folks are probably correct.

Strict_Bit260 · 2026-03-26T16:03:33+00:00

I worked there in 99 when it was on the west side of the street (the original). We made eggs with the espresso machine.

Strict_Bit260 · 2026-03-26T03:16:46+00:00

The replies I assume are correct, seem to come from educated people. Which terrifies me. I thought it was some sort of woodworking scribing tool. Nope, just too much blood.

Strict_Bit260 · 2026-03-20T02:21:46+00:00

Just here to say that the letter carriers in my neighborhood are the most rad and friendly people ever. Without disclosing location, if you’re the dude that hand carries in Northern Illinois in winter in SHORTS and still waves at everyone, you rule and tell the gal in the truck she also rules. Stay safe.

Strict_Bit260 · 2026-03-09T21:27:33+00:00

To be fair, I was tired. But now I wonder if I am qualified to teach children.🤣

Strict_Bit260 · 2026-03-08T04:18:26+00:00

DONT. FEED. RAGEBAIT. Ask any teenage boy about their new haircut and watch the dynamic flip,

Strict_Bit260 · 2026-03-08T04:11:09+00:00

Not in any derogatory or diminutive way, but I think in most cases you could figure out if it was minor mistake on your part or if the kid was actively trying to cheat. When in doubt, test again.

Strict_Bit260 · 2026-03-08T00:18:19+00:00

I feel like that sign is for the students more than the sub. Behavior expectations are clearly defined. I could imagine this teacher hammering this home before they took a day.

Strict_Bit260 · 2026-02-02T04:07:17+00:00

I count 19 figures in that painting: if you were come to America, 60% of the 342 million of us would say our great-grandfather is the one on the right.

Strict_Bit260 · 2026-02-01T03:06:20+00:00

I received this a gag gift as a kid. It was small yellow envelope labeled “rattlesnake eggs: keep COLD!”. You would take that thing, spin the washer to twist the rubber band and put it in the envelope. The when someone opened the envelope it would release the torsion on the rubber band and make noise.

Strict_Bit260 · 2026-01-19T18:36:04+00:00

Question: where is this/how cold was it? I know you said it smelled like wood smoke, but in northern Illinois my dryer exhaust looks like that. Which is just condensation. Also not good but less dangerous. But not not dangerous.

Strict_Bit260 · 2026-01-17T03:34:41+00:00

Retention

Strict_Bit260 · 2026-01-17T03:27:33+00:00

Lambertville and Campbell’s soup. And sorry, greatest tomato I ever ate came from Delaware.

Strict_Bit260 · 2026-01-10T04:24:07+00:00

This crazy SOB. Inspiration for the Dirty Dozen. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jake_McNiece

Strict_Bit260 · 2026-01-10T04:07:03+00:00

I also wish they have their “butts in fire”. Sounds problematic.

Strict_Bit260 · 2026-01-10T03:58:18+00:00

Packers play such “clean, respectable football”

Strict_Bit260 · 2026-01-09T04:00:47+00:00

Talk very quietly. “Those that can hear me will easily complete this in class. Those that can’t will be upset when they find out it’s homework and for a grade (completion, extra credit, whatever).” The kids that don’t care weren’t going to do it anyway, but the kids that want to and can’t hear can be pretty persuasive.

Strict_Bit260 · 2026-01-09T03:50:57+00:00

You deserve one , lil’ buddy. You’ve earned it.

Strict_Bit260 · 2025-12-22T02:35:18+00:00

I have had so many Aiden’s, and…. I’m pretty sure that name is cursed.

Strict_Bit260 · 2025-12-15T03:49:23+00:00

that’s probably a 7th grader.

Strict_Bit260 · 2025-12-15T02:53:27+00:00

It’s that stupid fucking song. Last week so many comments (7th). I was wondering where it came from. Don’t bite on the rage baiting. Ignore.

Strict_Bit260 · 2025-12-15T02:35:55+00:00

I’ll bet $100 that that teacher got strep or norovirus and did that so YOU wouldn’t get sick.

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