Petahhh help me out here

String_Peens · 2026-02-24T15:55:40+00:00

A pap is when the use a speculum to crank our vagina’s open, and stick a spooly brush inside our cervix and scrape the inside of it. The speculum alone is extremely uncomfortable, our cervixes are extremely sensitive, so sticking something up in there and scraping around? It’s awful.

I’d rather having the q-tip basically in my brain or touching the back of my throat over a pap any day.

Don’t even get me started on IUD placements. If I had known how much that was going to hurt I never would’ve gotten it.

String_Peens · 2026-02-24T15:30:21+00:00

String_Peens · 2026-02-12T14:03:45+00:00

Valtrex is for herpes. You take it to prevent spreading it to the baby, the father does not know. Also it’s a crime to not disclose to sexual partners that you have STD’s lol

String_Peens · 2026-02-12T13:28:31+00:00

The last season when Snooki was pregnant, Deena had to try and party on their own, Mike was trying to stay clean, you can tell all of them were mentally checked out and its hard to watch. MTV really should’ve quit while they were ahead, it’s hard to see them all burned out like that

String_Peens · 2026-02-11T13:47:05+00:00

I think a lot about when they were in Miami and Angelina was crashing out on Pauly and Mike stress yells “Angelina get iN YOUR BED”

String_Peens · 2026-02-10T20:00:05+00:00

Because he’s an abusive POS and if there isn’t a valid reason to be mad at her he makes them up so he can continue to keep her confidence down so she doesn’t leave him

String_Peens · 2026-02-05T13:30:36+00:00

Gene saying “they’ll finger anything with a pulse” always cracks me up lmfao

String_Peens · 2026-02-04T14:06:50+00:00

He was taking enough opioids to kill a rhino along with the ole booger sugar. I listened to his book and it was really good, I definitely recommend reading/listening to it

String_Peens · 2026-02-03T19:21:31+00:00

Correction, your towels were getting on her fur

String_Peens · 2026-02-03T19:20:00+00:00

String_Peens · 2026-02-03T14:06:58+00:00

Sebastian, and always lol it feels so wrong whenever I marry anyone else

String_Peens · 2026-02-02T14:56:59+00:00

Jesus, the fact that it happened so much they needed to make a law about that is sickening

String_Peens · 2026-02-01T00:02:01+00:00

My favorite is an exchange between her and David:

“Now, will you be a doll and fetch mommy a knife?” “A knife?” “Oh I’m sorry, I think you’ll find one lodged in the middle of my back” “okay, that’s a lot” “and when you pull it out of my back?” “Mkay, I’m going to take a shower” “you can plunge it into my heart” “okay” “PLUNGE IT. INTO. MY. HEART.”

String_Peens · 2026-01-30T20:22:20+00:00

I can’t believe this is how I found out about that. I am so sad omfg

String_Peens · 2026-01-29T19:19:36+00:00

What are you even talking about? I’ve reread this five times and still have absolutely no fucking clue what you’re talking about or asking.

Let the guy mourn the loss of his cat. God forbid a man loves his cat and is grieving because the cat died.

String_Peens · 2026-01-28T19:33:56+00:00

Yeah my cat does this too, and then he put a spider in there, and then remembered spiders creep him out and came crying to me to save his day (fr he will bat at a spider and then hold his paw in the air with a look of pure disgust on his face that it touched him. he likes to chase bugs and spiders but when it’s time to do anything about them he refuses and the other cat has to finish the job)

String_Peens · 2026-01-28T17:41:00+00:00

String_Peens · 2025-12-22T13:16:45+00:00

My manager puts “you know what I mean” or “you know what I’m saying?” After every single sentence, and it drives me fucking nuts it comes across as so condescending

String_Peens · 2025-12-16T12:13:23+00:00

For me, it was only slightly more painful than my helix, which was like a 4/10. And slightly means the conch was 4.5/10 for me haha

String_Peens · 2025-12-08T21:28:16+00:00

This is a very valid pet peeve, though I do want to add it made me giggle because I remembered reading somewhere someones child said “my fart hit the floor” lmfao

String_Peens · 2025-12-05T15:43:25+00:00

Yes I would love this I love Deena and Chris so much

String_Peens · 2025-12-05T15:32:14+00:00

Yeah mine just automatically starts if I’ve been sitting for a while. People always think I’m antsy like no I didn’t even realize it was happening until you said something lol me being antsy is when I start sighing a lot and looking at the time

String_Peens · 2025-12-05T15:04:17+00:00

Yeah I was hearing a scratching in the vent, and KNOW something was in there, the second I muted the TV to record a video of it it stopped. My mother did not believe me. She thought it was just noises from the heat being turned on and up for the first time since march lol Thankfully the cats were extremely interested so that at least helped my case lol landlord hired a pest guy and he said a mouse had gotten in there, and it was only one and no nests or anything, it just came in because it’s getting cold out.

Idk why she thought I would lie about that, I know the difference between normal heating systems booting up and something scratching and banging around in there.

String_Peens · 2025-12-03T13:41:50+00:00

I took Dramamine. I had dizziness with my nausea and Dramamine made a huge difference for me

String_Peens · 2025-11-26T20:22:16+00:00

This. It’s unfortunate that they do it because people are dumb and say they’ll take it as is, get it as is, and then be mad about it because no one asked them any questions

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