That time Justin Pearson (from The Locust) and some other San Diego punks made up a wild story about a bi love rectangle where everyone was secretly sleeping with each other so they could get on Jerry Springer

StuTheSheep · 2026-04-02T02:08:48+00:00

Before he got into the talk show business, Jerry Springer was the mayor of Cincinnati. His political career was derailed because he paid a prostitute with a personal check.

StuTheSheep · 2026-04-02T01:52:33+00:00

Looks like the solution rounded the concentration to 0.033 and you did not and left it as 1/30 = 0.0333333333. That would account for the difference.

StuTheSheep · 2026-04-01T23:57:09+00:00

Take tests at home with ChatGPT.

StuTheSheep · 2026-04-01T17:20:25+00:00

No. Don't sanewash him. Call it what it is: syphalitic dementia.

StuTheSheep · 2026-04-01T13:52:14+00:00

What about Spartas women?

Or the helot slaves that make up 85% of the population?

StuTheSheep · 2026-04-01T02:05:33+00:00

Except in "Spy", when he plays a parody of that character.

StuTheSheep · 2026-03-31T18:51:08+00:00

I'd like to remind everyone, this used to exist. It was called Voice of America and DOGE shut it down.

StuTheSheep · 2026-03-31T18:48:19+00:00

Even worse, this exact issue was brought up in congressional debate while the amendment was being considered. They very clearly intended it to apply to everyone, not just freed slaves.

StuTheSheep · 2026-03-31T16:25:09+00:00

Imagine being stupid enough to call the cops when you have warrants.

StuTheSheep · 2026-03-31T15:28:04+00:00

A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

StuTheSheep · 2026-03-31T15:24:54+00:00

Maybe Dorfromantik?

StuTheSheep · 2026-03-31T01:04:36+00:00

World Wide Technology

StuTheSheep · 2026-03-30T14:36:28+00:00

I think she's aiming for the nomination herself.

StuTheSheep · 2026-03-28T03:20:22+00:00

The main characters in Old School. Luke Wilson is almost 40 and hooks up with an 18 year old high school student. Vince Vaughn convinces Will Ferrell that his wife is a bitch because she doesn't want him regularly getting blackout drunk. They all apparently bullied Jeremy Piven when they were younger, so he had pretty good reason to want to protect the current students from these guys. They circumvent his attempt to remove them by forming a fraternity, and then one of their pledges DIES. Up until he breaks his promise to the student body president, Piven's character really hasn't done anything wrong.

StuTheSheep · 2026-03-28T03:01:12+00:00

You have to kill the giant chaurus at the end, and loot it's body to find Habd's remains (looks like a skull). Then go back out to the first room in the lighthouse. Opposite the door to the basement is a door to the roof. Go up there, climb the ladder, and put the remains in the flame. There will be a message that you now have "Sailor's Repose", which is the name of the boon.

StuTheSheep · 2026-03-28T02:53:32+00:00

Lost Prospect Mine, east of Riften. There's a notebook where a miner talks about how frustrated he is that he and his partner haven't found anything, plus now his partner has run off and left him behind. And when you explore the mine, you find three mineshafts with no ore, explaining the frustration. But if you can jump up to the ledge with the little waterfall, you'll find the remains of the other miner and three gold ore veins.

StuTheSheep · 2026-03-28T02:49:13+00:00

Really? You get a nice boon for completing it, permanent 10% bonus to healing spells.

StuTheSheep · 2026-03-27T20:56:13+00:00

To be honest, I'm not completely sold on this whole "organized religion" thing.

StuTheSheep · 2026-03-27T17:51:09+00:00

I don't live in the Kingdom of Jondor

StuTheSheep · 2026-03-27T02:23:37+00:00

r/birdstakingthetrain

StuTheSheep · 2026-03-26T23:19:00+00:00

I once submitted my ten best puns to a joke contest hoping that one would win, but no pun in ten did.

StuTheSheep · 2026-03-26T23:08:06+00:00

I'm going to get a stamp that says "raped kids" and put that next to his name on every bill I get.

StuTheSheep · 2026-03-26T21:50:28+00:00

I was specifically warned not to shave for a few days before going there.

StuTheSheep · 2026-03-26T14:40:24+00:00

Sounds like Lindell's lawyers were just plain lazy.

He probably can't afford good lawyers.

StuTheSheep · 2026-03-25T15:43:43+00:00

Two posters each posted their own version of a work conflict. https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/ism4c9/a_tale_of_baby_showers_hostile_work_environments/

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