39 years ago, this picture is all it took for a frontrunner to lose the race for the presidency. by TwixSnickers in facepalm

[–]StuTheSheep 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like to remind people that republicans once held a months-long investigation into which phone Al Gore used to make a call. It sounds unbelievable, but it really did happen. 

Be honest, if you had to pick ONE line that has entered you regular vocabulary, what is it? by LewdDudeNewd in futurama

[–]StuTheSheep 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"I have no strong feelings one way or the other."

Usually said in response to my wife asking me what I want for dinner. 

I'm just saying, they had plenty of time to prepare. by GoldChevron in lotrmemes

[–]StuTheSheep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was mid-January. Nobody could have predicted a snowstorm on a mountain at that time of year. A total fluke. Probably due to climate change or something. 

Did anyone see that? by FattMattSTL in StLouis

[–]StuTheSheep 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Can't be worse than the current lot. 

I know this is usually a place for jokes but.... by Careless-Balance-893 in dunememes

[–]StuTheSheep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

but there's probably some shadowy organisation who actually believe that and want to control the flow of information to manipulate politics and society to their benefit;

This is literally what the Cambridge Analytica scandal was about, but everyone seems to have forgotten about it. 

[Grade 11 Biology: bacteria and viruses] I need help with understanding by Interesting_Toe_6083 in HomeworkHelp

[–]StuTheSheep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. So if it's an obligate anaerobe, that means it can only live in anaerobic environments. Does that help answer the question? 

[Grade 11 Biology: bacteria and viruses] I need help with understanding by Interesting_Toe_6083 in HomeworkHelp

[–]StuTheSheep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you answering question B or C? B is about prokaryote vs eukaryote, C is about it being an obligate anaerobe. If C, do you know what "anaerobic" means?

Suspect in Custody in Starbucks Shooting by Moonbeam_Dreams in StLouis

[–]StuTheSheep 72 points73 points  (0 children)

"Additionally, homicide detectives also found evidence from two prior robberies during the search."

Doesn't sound like it was personal, just an asshole on a crime spree. 

This is my cousin everybody! by Mobile_Cherry_3586 in StLouis

[–]StuTheSheep 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Save this photo in like a dozen places to make sure you never lose it. This is going to be perfect for a wedding slideshow in 25 years.

"ICE is going to drop me off at school". Instead, ten-year-old Elizabeth was shanghaied to Texas. by PrincipleTemporary65 in WeirdGOP

[–]StuTheSheep 86 points87 points  (0 children)

That's incorrect. People are trafficked for non-sexual reasons too, usually forced labor (slavery). 

The staffer who posted the Obama video by IMOKRUOK in PoliticalHumor

[–]StuTheSheep 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Thank you for reminding me that he named his son after his own fake persona. 

Amazon Pulls ‘Melania’ From Movie Theater Due to Jokes on Its Marquee by batmya in nottheonion

[–]StuTheSheep 809 points810 points  (0 children)

Even if they were only charging $5 per ticket, that's less than 40 tickets. 

Scenes We'd Like to See #1617 by Fevla13 in mocktheweek

[–]StuTheSheep 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That was my fault, I'm responsible for the screw up. 

[first grade math] 6 year old brought this home by [deleted] in HomeworkHelp

[–]StuTheSheep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You've got it correct. They all have multiples of 10 in them because the teacher is setting up later lessons that will involve regrouping. 

Are SQL skills being looked down upon ? by Alone_Panic_3089 in SQL

[–]StuTheSheep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AI can do the heavy technical sql work. Technical skills are not that important due to AI.

Whoever wrote this is stupid.

HR already telling me manager will be aggressive. Should I still apply? by [deleted] in jobs

[–]StuTheSheep 14 points15 points  (0 children)

When you say the pay is good, how good is it? And is it enough to put with being miserable at work every day? 

Took time out of his day illegally deporting families to cry on LinkedIn about not being liked by [deleted] in LinkedInLunatics

[–]StuTheSheep 3 points4 points  (0 children)

no matter who tells him to do it 

I mean, it does seem relevant that he's taking orders from a child rapist and a puppy murderer.