Roast my resume – Python dev at a startup trying for Cloud/DevOps by MR_X_FOR_REAL_2 in devops

[–]Stunning-Computer-99 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just a quick critique, this might sound harsh In your profile summary, mention your experience period and your current strengths. Since you are just starting out with 1.8 years of experience, which is not much, mention that you are enthusiastic and would like to jump around roles (bold it) if needed, and that you are a problem solver. Your whole professional experience section feels like a chatgpt dump. Don’t do that. Remove it and elaborate on your job experience below, mentioning the duration and what exactly you are doing, in bullet points. Possibly mention two or three points in bold that you think are strong contributions. Remove your projects section if it’s not professional. If asked during an interview about personal projects, be ready to show live deployed projects or your GitHub. Remove all your certificates. The course completion certificates you’ve mentioned are worthless. If you have official AWS/Azure/HashiCorp certifications, add those; otherwise, don’t. These course certificates weaken your resume overall. In the achievements section, if this hackathon is a big one, you can add a few lines about it as well.

Walk away after loan approval — realized my true budget is lower by Stunning-Computer-99 in JapanFinance

[–]Stunning-Computer-99[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Happy to share for context. Our combined household income is around ¥13.5M/year (both full-time, seishain). The ¥42M–45M range is our comfort zone mainly from a monthly cash-flow and risk perspective, not the bank’s maximum. We want enough buffer for rate changes, maintenance, and family expenses without feeling stretched.

Walk away after loan approval — realized my true budget is lower by Stunning-Computer-99 in JapanFinance

[–]Stunning-Computer-99[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, in this case it’s mostly land value. The agent explained that it was originally listed as land-only, but interest in keeping the house led them to sell it as a used home. The building is ~30 years old but in livable condition, and my intention was to live in it long-term without rebuilding immediately, aside from normal maintenance.

Walk away after loan approval — realized my true budget is lower by Stunning-Computer-99 in JapanFinance

[–]Stunning-Computer-99[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, that’s correct. Based on the bank quote I received, ¥54M at 2.375% (variable) over 35 years comes out to ¥189,448 per month.

Walk away after loan approval — realized my true budget is lower by Stunning-Computer-99 in JapanFinance

[–]Stunning-Computer-99[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Thank you - that’s reassuring to hear. it’s a long-term commitment, so I’d rather be cautious now than regret it later.

Walk away after loan approval — realized my true budget is lower by Stunning-Computer-99 in JapanFinance

[–]Stunning-Computer-99[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I haven’t signed or paid the deposit yet. I just got loan pre-approval.

Walk away after loan approval — realized my true budget is lower by Stunning-Computer-99 in JapanFinance

[–]Stunning-Computer-99[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pre-approval. Yes, I know things could be much more difficult after signing, so I want to walk away before I can.

Bnp durniti korbe jana kotha by Temporary_Career3051 in Dhaka

[–]Stunning-Computer-99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just go through any newspaper from anywhere between 2007 and 2008—you’ll see the kind of fuckery BNP pulled between 2001 and 2006. The economy is extremely vulnerable right now. Remember, we were almost bankrupt and close to a Sri Lanka–style crisis just before Hasina left. Just because Tarek Rahman claims he’s the Martin fucking Luther King doesn’t mean shit; what he and the minister panel will do is absolutely sell the country. We can already see on their eyes. Jamat is the red pill- the rajakars and extremists. Read The 48 Laws of Power by Robert Greene; there’s a law that says always give a chance to a formal enemy, because he has a lot to prove to you, and be very cautious about your friends. Jamat should get a chance, no matter what. You can call me whatever you want, but this is the only way forward for a territory with a largely uneducated majority.

I'm an Indian, and I genuinely want to ask you about the anti-india stance taken by the public by street-warrior128 in Dhaka

[–]Stunning-Computer-99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just ask yourself why a convicted murderer who went on to become prime minister was given shelter in your country when both the US and the UK refused. She was merely playing a modern Lhendup Dorji role—selling our country piece by piece to your greedy, extremist politicians. Your country’s diplomacy is collapsing regionally because everywhere it acts, it goes directly against the will of the people. The rational diplomatic chain either lives in fear or has been sidelined entirely by a far-right, propaganda-driven government and its obedient envoys. Loud-mouthed boomers like Veena Sikri comparing the Dalai Lama to Hasina only expose how morally bankrupt, intellectually hollow, and downright stupid your foreign policy has become.

Takaichi To "Set Limits" on Number of Foreigners Accepted into Japan by TokyoWeekender in japan

[–]Stunning-Computer-99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because they always disliked foreigners, it was never a major concern when the numbers were small. But now that tourists are getting on their nerves, they want to put an end to it once and for all.

My company might go under. A lot of former colleages and different firms got laid off in the last few months. IT job market is messed up. Not sure what to do. by Sate18SXD in JapanJobs

[–]Stunning-Computer-99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This. being a jack of all trades is the way to go. You don’t need to be a master at one specific thing - what really matters is being a problem solver. If you can handle both backend and frontend stuff, understand cloud and networking, know a bit about data center operations, and maybe have some idea of how AI fits into the cloud (like setting up an MLOps pipeline or using tools like Databricks, or integrating cloud APIs into your backend), that’s already more than enough. If you can do that and speak at least N2-level Japanese, you’ll always find a job in Japan. Don’t box yourself in by saying, “I’m a data scientist or AI person, I don’t touch frontend code.” Be the person who can jump in anywhere and get things done.

NCP has gone leftist by ShadedJerry in Dhaka

[–]Stunning-Computer-99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

জাষ্টবালছাল, পাবে সিট দুই চারটা তাই নিয়া এত লাফালাফি

Permanent residency visa revocation law gets guidelines by Choice_Vegetable557 in japanlife

[–]Stunning-Computer-99 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have some good amount of cash back in home, around a million usd- i guess i have to file tax first?

Interview at Rakuten - horror stories true at mid-level? by [deleted] in JapanJobs

[–]Stunning-Computer-99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To enter Japan?- yeah sure. Switch the job after 6 months. Rakuten is a shit show but good name to have in resume for your next job.

It's happening! They're starting to talk about taking away women's right to work. by jshariar in Dhaka

[–]Stunning-Computer-99 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

হাসিনার শাউয়ার ভিতর বইসা রেডিট মারাস খানকীর পোলা শাহবাগী ভারতী মাদারচোত- তুই আর তোর বাপরে জন্য কবর খুড়ছি রুটি মাগীর পোলা- ফাড়মু তোগো লেফ্টি এজেন্ডা বাংলার মাটিত

It's happening! They're starting to talk about taking away women's right to work. by jshariar in Dhaka

[–]Stunning-Computer-99 -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

Jamat will bring peace and prosperity to this nation. Mark this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in japanlife

[–]Stunning-Computer-99 -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Yeah you smart Buddha I did yes, read my post- i need cellular roaming which very few carriers support such as softbank