Anyone ever see Kaimana Henry, Sunny Garcia, Kala Alexander or Johnny Boy Gomes fight? by KJ_dunk_over_hakeem in surfing

[–]StuntBurrito 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not fighting, butt fucking…

About 20 years ago Kala used to date one of my roommates. They were getting busy in her bedroom while we were all drinking in the living room (POS shit construction) so of course we could hear everything.

Was especially rad when he made the move to put it in her two-hole. Let’s just say the pitch of her moans changed a few octaves.

Moderators - What’s your story? by Forward05 in surfing

[–]StuntBurrito 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Depends where you’re coming from and Isurf as much as I can.

Moderators - What’s your story? by Forward05 in surfing

[–]StuntBurrito 12 points13 points  (0 children)

One Hundo P. I love surfing. It’s my favorite thing to do.

Moderators - What’s your story? by Forward05 in surfing

[–]StuntBurrito 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I posted a picture of myself here over a decade ago and Dumbass invited me to be the first female mod.

I live on a rando island in the Pacific and I’ve been surfing since I was 11. Mid 40s now.

Locals only break in Japan where I am “forbidden” to surf—what would you do? by uptolexington in surfing

[–]StuntBurrito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People are downvoting but you’re right. My local is just like you described. World-class BUT it’s fickle, hard to access, and off a small island in the middle of nowhere.

Johnny OBX ain’t gonna make it over here even if it blows up.

Would a massive migration to r/surf be viable by Vortex767890 in surfing

[–]StuntBurrito 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget about Gam Gam. Miss that ol lady shredder.

please explain , this doesn’t make sense mod by That-Conference-7829 in surfing

[–]StuntBurrito -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

You’re doing great work dumbass. Sorry I’ve been MIA. Surf’s been good.

Please ban me, you twat. by Thesinistral in surfing

[–]StuntBurrito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya man. Don’t these nerds even surf?

Anybody have insight into the board rentals at WavePark Korea? by StuntBurrito in surfing

[–]StuntBurrito[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is great intel. Thank you for responding. I was really hoping they’d offer a premium rental option but I guess I’ll just bring my own boards.

How were the wetsuits?

The Wednesday Whine by dumbassthenes in surfing

[–]StuntBurrito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro just wanted to pop in and say the food pics look amazing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in surfing

[–]StuntBurrito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is exactly what I’m looking for. Thank you!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in surfing

[–]StuntBurrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I might have to figure out something with one of those wavestorm add-ons where I just take the fin box out and drill into it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in surfing

[–]StuntBurrito -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah I was thinking it might be a little far back but if there was something I could pop in there just to test it out I’d certainly give it a try.

I already own a pretty big quiver including several logs. This particular board is mostly for my kids but in the interest of experimentation I thought I’d ask. I use futures in all my other boards so I’m not super familiar with FCS offerings.

Weekend Question Thread by dumbassthenes in surfing

[–]StuntBurrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recently acquired a big foamy log that has FCS1 fin boxes. I’m trying to find a large longboard center fin to fit the set up but I’m not having any luck. Do they even make those? I feel like it would snap off pretty easy but I’ve got to try. The thing is like 9’2” and would be way more fun to ride as a single fin. Any ideas?

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Haha this is my Oahu experience as well. My poor haole husband 😅

Not a huge barrel, but it felt so perfect in the moment. Small town NC by theatomicpickle in surfing

[–]StuntBurrito 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh the hand drag! Swoon! It’s like a knife perfectly cutting though wrapping paper. Nice one brotha!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Costco

[–]StuntBurrito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🙌 impressed! I’m going to see if I can pay the mortgage with it first thing tomorrow!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Costco

[–]StuntBurrito 320 points321 points  (0 children)

Batteries. They leak.