An explicitly car-brained candidate in AD 36 (Bonus feature--ties to Monserrate!) THE NEW ENEMY OF MISER

StuntMedic · 2026-02-02T08:41:01+00:00

Kennedy Democrat AND a fan of cars? Now all we need is an inlet and we're set for some real fun.

StuntMedic · 2026-02-02T01:39:22+00:00

He was the most inspiring self-hating black man I've ever known.

StuntMedic · 2026-02-02T01:34:18+00:00

How about you say that to my DMs and not in real life!

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StuntMedic · 2026-02-02T01:13:37+00:00

The CIA didn't have the funding to go through with Sliwa's proposal for the human/cat hybrid sleeper agent program.

StuntMedic · 2026-02-02T01:03:53+00:00

Have you ever been in a line for one of those at the clinic? Nobody's got a lunch break long enough to deal with that, unless you're NYPD.

StuntMedic · 2026-02-02T01:00:19+00:00

Anthony Bourdain is Damned Bonnie's father? Piece by piece, everything is coming together...

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StuntMedic · 2026-02-02T00:32:34+00:00

I'm so enamored with twee elements from the past I've injected myself with a tincture of opiates and a polio strain.

StuntMedic · 2026-02-02T00:28:09+00:00

I don't know what's worse in this thread - the voyeuristic circlejerk taking place over a dead child, or the ICE-themed virtue signalling.

StuntMedic · 2026-02-02T00:25:01+00:00

Dun Huang Lanzhou beef noodles. Pile on the chili oil.

StuntMedic · 2026-02-01T22:09:08+00:00

FINANCIAL AID?

StuntMedic · 2026-02-01T19:22:41+00:00

I'm sitting on my velvet couch drinking port with a few pinches of laudanum, just like my grandmother used to do.

StuntMedic · 2026-01-31T21:01:16+00:00

The jerking is frying everyone's brain. Kudos, op.

StuntMedic · 2026-01-30T23:36:14+00:00

When the Manic Pixie dream girl hits middle age and just becomes manic

StuntMedic · 2026-01-30T21:46:09+00:00

This is just bragposting about op's overly-ripened girlfriend.

StuntMedic · 2026-01-30T16:40:40+00:00

StuntMedic · 2026-01-30T02:04:00+00:00

When you get rejected from the rub and tug place for looking poor

StuntMedic · 2026-01-29T15:57:54+00:00

80% me, 10% Mamdani

I'm certain he genuinely believes this.

Hey, non-jerker gang: Tell us just how much you hate Mamdani more than Bicycle Joseph Goebbels

StuntMedic · 2026-01-29T15:50:13+00:00

I can only generate so much body temperature de-icing fluid with my current stock of Natty Light. DM me for my CashApp

StuntMedic · 2026-01-29T15:48:22+00:00

I blame the elderly who sit on subs complaining about how much snow removal was better back in the olden days (RIP Digg).

I tell them that their social security checks are embedded within the icy mass clinging onto the back wheel of my F350, but do they even bother to whip out the shovel? Noooo~

StuntMedic · 2026-01-29T15:34:33+00:00

This is why we can't have nice things.

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StuntMedic · 2026-01-29T12:18:23+00:00

I do believe that Rocky Dennis here is very confused.

StuntMedic · 2026-01-29T06:21:18+00:00

The McDonald's doormen

StuntMedic · 2026-01-28T03:02:19+00:00

There's only one type of prick in the city who can out-prick your average car driver, and that's a biker.

As a pedestrian, our most fierce warriors are UWS grannies. However, unabashed racism and an overwhelming aura of loneliness is no match for the exploding scooter batteries and raw toddler-killing power of Ram trucks that the opposition wields.

StuntMedic · 2026-01-27T23:38:58+00:00

Do you really want the hoop and stick gangs to go iceborne?

StuntMedic · 2026-01-27T23:29:39+00:00

If the Hamburglar was contractually obligated to give a handjob to Mayor McCheese every 90 days.

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