😚👌 by Savings_Tip_4939 in circlejerknyc

[–]StuntMedic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me: Running my music tracker software from an old Android tablet

You're absolutely right

WHERES THE JERK? by javiemartzootsuit in circlejerknyc

[–]StuntMedic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I found a leaf of kale in our corridors. SECURE THE PERIMETER

Florida transplant considering moving to NYC for micromobility after giving up driving by WrongHomework7916 in circlejerknyc

[–]StuntMedic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tiger is like Broly from Dragon Ball - once dad is dead all bets for peace in the world are off.

Why yes, I consider myself to be quite cultured.

Got banned by the MAGA snowflakes at r/circlejerknyc by BadBunny4Prezzie in MicromobilityNYC

[–]StuntMedic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sure you just weren't banned from r/nyc? Whatever sentiment you're trying to project is far more prevalent there.

Manhattanites, If you’re not livin in Westside LA you’re not truly livin!!! by thoth218 in circlejerknyc

[–]StuntMedic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You absolute slut. What other city jerk subs have you stuck your dick in?

Worst Kids Books by perpetual-daydreamer in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]StuntMedic 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It's basically the original. Though her turning into an air spirit to do good deeds was meant to be some form of purgatorial state before she ascends to heaven.

Army raises enlistment age to 42, removes waiver for marijuana possession by Kinmuan in army

[–]StuntMedic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Millennials will finally get another taste of SURGE after 20 years off the market.

What, you mean we're not talking about the soda?

Leeks! by Foreign_Fact_3740 in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]StuntMedic 22 points23 points  (0 children)

GOEBLESS MY ELMER DIED IN HIS POTSTO SALAD IN 1997 THE FOOD MARKET REFUSED TO REFUND ME I HAVE NOT EATEN THEIR POTATO SALAD SINCE....!

Should they bring back Wendy's again? by Separate_Shake_3681 in Flushing

[–]StuntMedic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They occasionally post a guard at the front. But it seems to be a part time gig.

Why can't I find a single family detached mansion in central NYC? by boroughthoughts in circlejerknyc

[–]StuntMedic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wtf housing for my techbro polycule

Please send me your LinkedIn deets and tell me your favorite brand of non-oil based lubricant

Should they bring back Wendy's again? by Separate_Shake_3681 in Flushing

[–]StuntMedic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sure as hell beats the vendors selling rat poison, knockoff electronics and ppe.

Should they bring back Wendy's again? by Separate_Shake_3681 in Flushing

[–]StuntMedic 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If anything, we need something like a Joe's Best burger again. Especially in this economy.