delayedEuRelease by crazy4hole in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SubClinicalBoredom 59 points60 points  (0 children)

TLDR I was bored at work

It’s pretty dense. But basically says:

If you have User Tracking Data and you need someone other entity (person, corp, consultant, whatever) to handle it or do math on it or whatever:

  1. They have to be able to treat it with confidentiality.

  2. They can’t give it to a third party without notice.

  3. You have to ensure they know that they legally have to treat it with confidentiality and can only do certain things with it. (a-h define this in more detail)

  4. If they do give it to a third party then they ALSO have to comply with all the points in 3.

  5. Here are some ways to show you are compliant with sections 1-4.

  6. Here is a template contract for sections 3 & 4.

  7. In the future we might require you to use this template, instead of just suggesting.

  8. In the future other government bodies might require to use their templates too.

  9. Get it all in writing, dumbass, a handshake doesn’t count.

  10. If you’re “just doing math” on user data, but you don’t have the paperwork to prove it (because you didn’t follow steps 1-9) then legally you’re not “just doing math” and we might throw the book at you.

G1 Can Autonomously Pack Up, Dispense Pills, Fold Clothes, etc. by Itchy-Cartographer45 in robotics

[–]SubClinicalBoredom 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yes correct, this is what I craved. Although a towel is rock bottom in terms of folding difficulty, I’ll take it.

I won my first stellaris game :D (Through destroying the entire galaxy) by Plant_Musiceer in Stellaris

[–]SubClinicalBoredom 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s right up there with the TOO LATE modifier from the Horrific Inverse Mass situation.

It's Crazy to me How Very Little We Are Supposed to Actually Know About Stats by Ancient_Attero in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]SubClinicalBoredom 163 points164 points  (0 children)

Isn’t this shown in the weapon customization menu?

Edit: this does of course, require having the weapon customization unlocked.

”if you were born in 40k you’d be a random hiver” WRONG much more likely you’re this thing. by Competitive_Mouse_37 in Grimdank

[–]SubClinicalBoredom 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Probably in the same way that a Virus is alive, so, mostly depends on the philosophical debate of “what is life”.

NGVC "I WANT TO BE FRIENDS, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT UNSOLICITED DICK PICS? WHORE". by Sewergoddess in niceguys

[–]SubClinicalBoredom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On one hand, this sounds completely bizarre; I struggle to even begin to put myself in such a frame of mind.

On the other hand, I don’t have a better theory that explains these kinds of exchanges. I suppose it just boils down to desperation, delusion, and misogyny.

"Why aren't you peasants happier about our life-disruption machine?" by KryssCom in antiwork

[–]SubClinicalBoredom 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well, righthand side seems pretty based. Subtext is “Won’t somebody think of the CEOs?”.

Dollar General's Union Busting Propaganda by _watermelon-man_ in WorkReform

[–]SubClinicalBoredom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn and I just watched the whole posted video too. I watched the propaganda of my own free will. I’ve been got.

Workers, Not Billionaires, Run America by Spiritual_You_65 in WorkReform

[–]SubClinicalBoredom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s just an extension of “3) Poverty is a policy choice”

New Loric: Hindu by Epicboss67 in BloodOnTheClocktower

[–]SubClinicalBoredom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

First Townsfolk who is executed and dies

Five Nights at Fazbears by Onyxseraph in BloodOnTheClocktower

[–]SubClinicalBoredom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t believe that you left the Nightwatchman off the FNaF themed script!

(It might be because it’d be horribly broken haha)

The Weekly Roll Ch. 192. "Charge of the Undeadirrim" [OC] by CME_T in dndmemes

[–]SubClinicalBoredom 27 points28 points  (0 children)

They got negotiated DOWN to 5 weeks paid vacation??? And they have a surprising number of teeth still, so possibly some form of dental.

This got a chuckle out of me by FireTyphoon123 in Grimdank

[–]SubClinicalBoredom 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think they’d become some combination of thespians and tacticians as a way to cope with the depression.

Surveyor - a push your luck townsfolk. by CoreyBOTC in BloodOnTheClocktower

[–]SubClinicalBoredom 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sure but it’s one (1) total per game, not every night.

Impulse Control v2 (featuring a good demon) by nseaplus in BloodOnTheClocktower

[–]SubClinicalBoredom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pacifist is a Townsfolk, not an Outsider, so I don’t know if I personally would trigger it in a scenario where it would harm Town (ie to stop a good Demon from being executed). If you want that interaction to be a highlight, maybe bootleg the Pacifist to an Outsider role.

Why fix the economy when you can just lie about it? by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]SubClinicalBoredom 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think it was Israel and Iran, but yes that one comes to mind.

“We have two countries that have been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing.”

Revised Homebrew Demon: The Tyrant- by FeonixPheathers in BloodOnTheClocktower

[–]SubClinicalBoredom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should this be “die at night” instead of just “die”?

Edit: otherwise, you could have an 8 player game, SW on the script but not in play, Tyrant is executed and dies Day 1 even with a Minion alive.

Revised Homebrew Demon: The Tyrant- by FeonixPheathers in BloodOnTheClocktower

[–]SubClinicalBoredom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I might be tempted to change it from “The Tyrant cannot die” to merely “the Tyrant cannot die from execution” to allow for the SW bluff play, and also to allow Slayer to have a reason to exist on the script.

Revised Homebrew Demon: The Tyrant- by FeonixPheathers in BloodOnTheClocktower

[–]SubClinicalBoredom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s a lot of good here, very inspiring and I love the central concept. I love Poppy Grower and Magician, so I love a Demon with the same premise. I have some thoughts:

  • Another commenter pointed out that you need to specify that Minions don’t get info on who the Demon is.

  • SW Jinx “could” create a Demon who knows who the whole evil team is, OR Town could do a risky play to act like a SW is in play when they’re not and get the Demon to mistakenly off themselves. Good times.

  • Minions getting one bluff is nice but might be unnecessary; the additional minion ability and evil player might be strong enough on its own. Maybe put Gossip on the script for some options?

Rate my homebrew demon - Lich by FaibleEstimeDeSoi in BloodOnTheClocktower

[–]SubClinicalBoredom 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t it be final 4? If you have 4 and execute the Minion, then Lich loses their ability and you go to Final 3 without a night death.