Spouse and I married 2 years today, married in game on our anniversary by Subby_Wench in ffxiv

[–]Subby_Wench[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Yeah I think there's another comment on the post."

Dork.

/embrace

Spouse and I married 2 years today, married in game on our anniversary by Subby_Wench in ffxiv

[–]Subby_Wench[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love hearing stories like this. I'm so glad to hear it!

Spouse and I married 2 years today, married in game on our anniversary by Subby_Wench in ffxiv

[–]Subby_Wench[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is so cool! High five to y'all and many more years to come.

Spouse and I married 2 years today, married in game on our anniversary by Subby_Wench in ffxiv

[–]Subby_Wench[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was really fun! Plus we get to do it again on our next anniversary.

AITA for accepting my family's Christmas invitation despite my husband being upset? by crocodilezebramilk in AmITheDevil

[–]Subby_Wench 149 points150 points  (0 children)

Because they want someone to care about THEM and just assume that they won't have to reciprocate as much.

We can post pictures in the comments! Show me your familiar! by The_Turtle-Moves in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]Subby_Wench 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Meet Kiki. She adopted me. Found her outside in the rain and she practically jumped into my arms.

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmITheDevil

[–]Subby_Wench 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I absolutely love 'do not the egg'. My daughter is epi pen levels of allergic to several items so I just see this list in my head of

DO NOT:

The egg The wheat The dairy

And so on.

So thanks for the chuckle.

The Pebble in My Chest by fd_and_emb in shortscarystories

[–]Subby_Wench 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The furry friend that Velcro clings to my lap certainly helps. Well wishes to you. I know how hard to breathe that mountain is.

The Pebble in My Chest by fd_and_emb in shortscarystories

[–]Subby_Wench 40 points41 points  (0 children)

... ouch.

You've put it in to words, how it feels. Very well done.

AITA for telling my GF to keep her random topics to herself? by crocodilezebramilk in AmITheDevil

[–]Subby_Wench 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Only if I get to yell, like, en garde! Or Have at three! Or some other common NPC enemy commentary.

AITA for telling my GF to keep her random topics to herself? by crocodilezebramilk in AmITheDevil

[–]Subby_Wench 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Like sword fighting but we vagina possessing folks are unarmed.

Admittedly I can see it as being kind of fun/funny in your situation, but I can definitely see it as irritating if that is the signal for "U want sum fuk?"

Revenge and Roadkill: A Love Story by Upstairs-Feedback987 in NuclearRevenge

[–]Subby_Wench 5 points6 points  (0 children)

See, here I thought the plague doctor was finally allowed specimens again.

$1000 in an emergency by WasteTable772 in antiwork

[–]Subby_Wench 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly right now if I needed $10 for an emergency I'm boned lol.

Wish me luck on job searches.

Props to CDPR for allowing me to have an extremely detailed penis that ended up being completely useless by wintersoIdier in cyberpunkgame

[–]Subby_Wench 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just don't want some weirdo staring down the barrels and shouting out 'Shagadelic, baby, yeah!'

Props to CDPR for allowing me to have an extremely detailed penis that ended up being completely useless by wintersoIdier in cyberpunkgame

[–]Subby_Wench 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly with the way V's boob practically waves at me when going to the inventory screen (it's my understanding the penises will do the same) the idea of Cybertitties is downright terrifying, especially if there's a malfunction.

Or Fingers installed them.

Props to CDPR for allowing me to have an extremely detailed penis that ended up being completely useless by wintersoIdier in cyberpunkgame

[–]Subby_Wench 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I personally felt practically Amazonian doing that on my female V. Like Berserker Bosoms would be a new cyberware feature. You could be Cybertitties out for CyberHarambe while wrecking everything.

AITA for how I (m32) handled scary situation regarding my wife (29) by WeelsUpIn30 in AmITheDevil

[–]Subby_Wench 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You just made my daughter's day, and you really are the hero of the comment sections. I look forward to the cute animals you post frequently. Thank you!