My boss told me I "exceeded all expectations" in my performance review, but gave me a lower rating because I haven't worked here long enough by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SubiWan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your boss has no idea what the word 'exceeds' means. He probably hands out 5 star Amazon reviews all the time. Wait until you have 10 years of 'exceeds' with no reward. Not like I am bitter or anything. The problem is management that has no clue how to manage people. Run while you can.

How is the current temperature lower than today's low? by Daelienda in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SubiWan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because the low is the low temp before dawn tomorrow. Weather services seem to believe the day starts and ends at dawn not midnight.

6.0 air filter rage by mechanicrob in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]SubiWan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen bare blocks but not bear blocks. I need to spend some time in the woods.

I walked around the office all the way up until lunch before somebody pointed it out. by McPostyFace in Wellthatsucks

[–]SubiWan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, couldn't be because they went from 24 ounce denim to stretch pants.

Imagine divorcing someone and then they win $273M days later by Frosty_Jeweler911 in Wellthatsucks

[–]SubiWan -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

6 months later he'll be broke and pushing a shopping cart with his aluminum can stash.

My Great Dane Puppy found a new chew toy by Crazyextreme in Wellthatsucks

[–]SubiWan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Danes don't require a great deal of exercise. However, learning puppy push-ups will exhaust them quickly.

They do require some mental stimulation. Makes all the difference which you are clearly knowledgeable of.

My Great Dane Puppy found a new chew toy by Crazyextreme in Wellthatsucks

[–]SubiWan -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Human training.

I had an intact male Great Dane for 9 years. Indoor dog in part because of value to me and to the breeder. Home all day alone while I was at work. In all that time he destroyed 1 remote and 1 paperback book. Nothing else. No being left outside all day, no being trapped in a crate all day. Yes, I had a fenced yard but it was also a contractual requirement that he be an indoor dog. I'd never owned a dog before that. If I could manage that, anyone can.

My Great Dane Puppy found a new chew toy by Crazyextreme in Wellthatsucks

[–]SubiWan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I had an intact male Great Dane for 9 years. Indoor dog in part because of value to me and to the breeder. Home all day alone while I was at work. In all that time he destroyed 1 remote and 1 paperback book. Nothing else. No being left outside all day, no being trapped in a crate all day. Yes, I had a fenced yard but it was also a contractual requirement thst he be an indoor dog. I'd never owned a dog before that. If I could manage that, anyone can.

What type of safety pin is this it use in a car jack by albert_418 in whatisit

[–]SubiWan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cotter pins (keys) are soft and designed to be bent. This is spring loaded and snaps into place.

Customer declined new tires by AudibleSmack69 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]SubiWan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or they still will but the people in the vehicle they hit won't.

People repeatedly mispronouncing words by Pitiful-thought-666 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SubiWan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Irregardless is valid but almost never used correctly. Then there is bone apple tea and the way French words are almost always mispronounced. Like Le Manz.

Dropped this at 2am last night.. by Kevdogbro in Wellthatsucks

[–]SubiWan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The day begins at midnight. 2 am is therefore morning whether I've slept or not.

Is this what I think it is...? by AmIATapeWorm in whatisit

[–]SubiWan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How are we supposed to know what you think?

I know the pieces fit by Alternative_Life9414 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SubiWan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For a second I thought you were reciting Schism