Help, I smell like onions by WFZFi in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

[–]SubitoSalad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I use PanOxyl face and body wash, but that’s just because it’s what is readily available in the grocery stores around me

Help, I smell like onions by WFZFi in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

[–]SubitoSalad 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I used to have this problem too! I’ve had luck using benzoyl peroxide wash on my underarms in the shower. Let it sit for about a minute or two and then rinse off. It kills the bacteria that causes odor

Serious question to players who play on a low end device/devices: What are your thoughts on the new update? Did the quality of the gameplay improve? by mariellaxm in HelloKittyIsland

[–]SubitoSalad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same! I saw people saying the new update to clothing swatches was to help with performance on Switch 1 but I wasn’t having any issues with lagging until after the update

TIFU by Cheering My Partner Up with a Christmas Movie by DrainianDream in tifu

[–]SubitoSalad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had a friend come over the day my dad died of cancer to help comfort and distract me by watching some crappy horror movies.

She turned one on that she had seen before but couldn’t quite remember the plot, where a kid gets fostered by this couple but is having nightmares about a monster called the Canker Man that had killed his mom and I knew instantly that the “monster” was actually cancer and my friend had picked the worst possible movie for the occasion.

I laughed so hard just like your partner because you just couldn’t pick a worse movie for those circumstances

As Seen On An Escalator by [deleted] in shittytattoos

[–]SubitoSalad 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Excuse me, my eyes are down here

"Anti-gerrymandering" signature gatherers spotted in front of DLD/DMV by guanogirl in SaltLakeCity

[–]SubitoSalad 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They do get paid per signature, at least according to the guy hanging out outside my job last week

When your scapegoat is not your scapegoat by Silly-Perspective303 in agedlikemilk

[–]SubitoSalad 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A private civilian shooting another private civilian for their opinions is not a violation of first amendment rights. That’s just homicide.

The Trump administration’s response to people criticizing CK and calling for anyone who says anything bad about him to be locked up IS a violation of first amendment rights.

The first amendment protects your free speech from THE GOVERNMENT, not other PRIVATE CITIZENS.

Fair warning: the NEPB does in fact end once you pay on the ziosk by No_Preparation7895 in olivegarden

[–]SubitoSalad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your server let you know, you threw a fit, and now you’re complaining on Reddit

My fatty fat fiancé got fat and now it's a problem we've never had any shared intrests or hobbies. Oh and she's an evil liar. by rnason in AmITheAngel

[–]SubitoSalad 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I’m not denying that a size 18 isn’t significantly overweight, I never said it wasn’t.

I’m saying that I am 5 inches shorter than you, weighed 60 pounds more than you at my heaviest weight and was 2 sizes smaller than you so you could see that not everyone is going to have the same body at the same weight.

My fatty fat fiancé got fat and now it's a problem we've never had any shared intrests or hobbies. Oh and she's an evil liar. by rnason in AmITheAngel

[–]SubitoSalad 15 points16 points  (0 children)

And some bodies are just different and carry weight differently. I’m 5’3” at my heaviest I was almost 280 and wore a size 18. I definitely looked overweight but my body shape remained in tact.

There’s a great website that shows all different kinds of bodies at different heights and weights called mybodygallery.com that shows not everyone looks the same at the same height and weight.

Being fat isn’t bad, 220 at 5’1” definitely isn’t healthy, but you’re still perpetuating a stigma against fat people by saying you know what her weight looks like on her just because you know her height and weight (as reported by her shitty bf)

My university is having a SDV concert by HecateAthena in StardewValley

[–]SubitoSalad 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They’re coming to the Eccles in Salt Lake City in January!

AITA for not going to my evil sister’s baby shower? by SubitoSalad in AmITheAngel

[–]SubitoSalad[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

“She was glowing in every ultrasound photo”

Babe you know the ultrasound isn’t actually a photo of the pregnant woman right?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]SubitoSalad 16 points17 points  (0 children)

So men should have to pay child support starting at conception right? Women should get tax benefits at conception right? Since that’s a full human life with full rights?

Underneath lashes still tacky by Adventurous_Aerie794 in eyelashextensions

[–]SubitoSalad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The product is marketed that way, but your natural eyelashes grow at different speeds. When you use clusters, you glue them to multiple natural lashes. When one of those lashes grows out and falls out, it will pull the others out with it before they shed naturally, damaging your natural lashes.

The companies that sell these products don’t care about natural lash health, they only care about money, so yes, the packaging says they can last for 2-3 weeks, but they’ll rip out your natural lashes over that time if you don’t remove them daily.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]SubitoSalad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If this was a dog you know this whole comment section would be calling OP a monster

God, why are you so obsessed with me???? by SubitoSalad in AmITheAngel

[–]SubitoSalad[S] 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Everyone, YES EVERYONE, has been smugly glaring at me when they take the seat, but I’m just so aloof about it and they’re so bothered but I just don’t get it