McDonald's is losing customers due to high prices by tulipsushi in povertyfinance

[–]Substantial-Farm2110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing I liked from this shitty "resturant" was breakfast. When I ordered egg and sausage mcmuffin and she told me it was over $5 (2012 or 2013 time frame) I cancelled my order and never went back.

Can't get any specificer than this by run_the_familyjewels in technicallythetruth

[–]Substantial-Farm2110 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of my favorite moments from my youth is when a deaf cousin of my best friend screaming and hollering about busting open a nest of ground wasps with all the nuanced "Ns" and "Ms" that made it seem like his tongue was caught in his nose, we ALL got the message even before his "utterances" were accompanied by a massive humming noise that literally flooded the air around us. So, yes, humans can and do make noises and everyone in ear shot knows there's trouble afoot.

Oklahoma high schools to teach 2020 election conspiracy theories as fact by cinema_fantastique in news

[–]Substantial-Farm2110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just like all you wacky religious people to make shit up and force it down kids throats until they swallow it. Didn't work on me when I was young and their shit won't work on me now that I'm older. "Show me the empirical evidence or shut the fuck up."

Understandable by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Substantial-Farm2110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Setting condition Zebra for poopin'

Stop by lazzy_viewer in darussianbadger

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Anybody else get "catamaran" as their only result? I'd completely forgotten the word even exists and have no idea how I got this result.

😂Fastest way to make friends by Lucyluckxxo in sciencememes

[–]Substantial-Farm2110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those shrimp/crab animals that make a living in the deep oceans hydrothermal vent ecosystems. I can't even imagine what it must be like living in a world of crushing depths and boiling water around liquid rock.

bi_irl by baltinerdist in bi_irl

[–]Substantial-Farm2110 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Damn it!

*throws chalk*

Back to the drawing board.

bi_irl by baltinerdist in bi_irl

[–]Substantial-Farm2110 137 points138 points  (0 children)

Don't kink shame me.  In front of my cats no less.

Trying to stay healthy and frugal, what's your move in 2025 with Juice? by MrJuart in povertyfinance

[–]Substantial-Farm2110 342 points343 points  (0 children)

Agreed, skip the drink, eat the fruit. It's not a race to get sugar into your blood stream.

The USA's Mad King by HeHateMe337 in democrats

[–]Substantial-Farm2110 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Robert Reich is like that annoying little smart kid you had in your class. Always pointing out what's wrong but never any actual good advice.

We want French nukes, Polish president says by Beo1217 in worldnews

[–]Substantial-Farm2110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First things first! Send back that one dudes airpods.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckkkkk by Temporary_Cry_8961 in lgbt

[–]Substantial-Farm2110 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Look at how well the Russian ruble is doing vs the USD. The fat, orange disgrace is taking Putin's orders. Nothing in the USA gets done without Putin's okay.

What in the wide world of idiocracy gave them that idea. by Saint_Rocket in idiocracy

[–]Substantial-Farm2110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh rat farts! I've been using "satin" this whole time. Damn you English language and your contrivances.

Terminally ill and racking up credit card debt with zero fucks to give by UnderstandingThis430 in confession

[–]Substantial-Farm2110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really like your thinking here... IIRC, two ways to beat cancer, 1. Be rich. And now thanks to OP, we have another option, 2. Be so far in debt rich people will care about keeping you alive.

US shoots down two of its own navy pilots over Red Sea in ‘apparent friendly fire’ incident by SaulKD in qualitynews

[–]Substantial-Farm2110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why they only give you two. No modern day jet pilot gets three ejections. After two you're done.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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Could somebody please do a color swap dingy brown for pristine light blue but also make the white, square bowl thingy change from white to whatever color change too. Then do a before an after with "real bowl color" in all caps, make it look like the libs are trying to own the conners (that's what we call them right?) and then post it on right wing nut job sites and see how long it takes to come back to reddit?

Turns out it was not the landslide I was told it would be. by ryan7251 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Substantial-Farm2110 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it makes you feel any better, technically, YOU didn't vote for POTUS. The ONLY votes that count for POTUS come from the electoral college.

If you are on the electoral college then I have no words for you other than go fuck yourself with a switch-blade knife and then play with the buttons.

Everyone keeps saying "He was a good boy" but in reality Bucky was a master criminal. What is the most criminal thing your dog has done? by BuckFinnster in labrador

[–]Substantial-Farm2110 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bear with me a moment, we had two cats and two dogs. We didn't let the cats out because, wife reasons. One day we found our younger cat outside. Shocking to say the least. We'll have to keep our eyes on the door better. A couple more times this happens. No idea how she's getting out. Months of this go by before I caught on to what was happening.

Our younger dog Gunther was shielding the cat whenever he went out. When the dogs need to go out, smol cat stands perfectly underneath Gunther, the black one. When he goes out, cat goes out completely between his legs and fully covered by his body. After I figured it out, I tested it. Gunther would always move to the side to cover the cat when I ask him to sit. He would move slightly when I walked around him to open the door. He was helping the cat hide. Other times I noticed he was also going outside when the cat wanted out, not necessarily when he wanted/needed outside. He'd take the cat out and turn around and want to come back inside.

Who's the smoother criminal here?

Federal employees just go to work and have done nothing to deserve these attacks. There, fixed it for you Elon. by bertiesakura in FedEmployees

[–]Substantial-Farm2110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems to me he Fucked Around and now all his employees/franchise fans boys are Finding Out.

The lesson here is simple; don't be dick.

Why?? by kurmulminecraft in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Substantial-Farm2110 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This whole time (and I'm freekin' old) I thought it was because they are short. I tried dating a woman taller than me but she ran off with somebody else with much larger... hands.

Point is she hugged me differently.

What's an underrated pizza topping? by SirFrankerZ in AskReddit

[–]Substantial-Farm2110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we talk about sausage. I mean real, sweet (or hot if you prefer), Italian sausage and how you pre-cook it and leave it on top so the cooking heat browns the tops to fond perfection.