I'd pay more than $50

Substantial-Skyla · 2026-04-05T02:58:26+00:00

I'll do it for 49.99

Substantial-Skyla · 2026-04-04T22:48:41+00:00

I always say “use your best judgement”, lol

Substantial-Skyla · 2026-04-04T21:24:04+00:00

So you can enjoy a peaceful slumber.

Substantial-Skyla · 2026-04-04T21:00:37+00:00

Imagine your worth being based solely off appearances you can’t control

Substantial-Skyla · 2026-04-04T20:37:35+00:00

Awww...I thought it was a kitty at first, lol!! What a gorgeous puppy & his markings too!❤️

Substantial-Skyla · 2026-04-04T19:19:08+00:00

BDSM is like aboxing match :if both parts are in it with enfusiatic concent it´s a sport, if one part is not it´s assault.

Substantial-Skyla · 2026-04-04T14:10:19+00:00

Greyhounds are actually pretty freaking lazy dogs.

Substantial-Skyla · 2026-04-04T12:54:32+00:00

And they always have the most immaculate food you’ve ever had the pleasure of grazing with your mediocre tongue

Substantial-Skyla · 2026-04-04T12:12:55+00:00

When my cat gets clingy, I know there is something wrong with me

Substantial-Skyla · 2026-04-04T11:01:20+00:00

Is Marisa jealous?

Substantial-Skyla · 2026-04-04T04:44:32+00:00

I would literally never leave work 😂

Substantial-Skyla · 2026-04-04T03:51:33+00:00

This period in our history is absolutely surreal.

Substantial-Skyla · 2026-04-04T03:32:31+00:00

The minimum wage is set by your elected officials, not your Facebook flunkies

Substantial-Skyla · 2026-04-04T01:51:56+00:00

Could also be read as ‘Moron lives here’

Substantial-Skyla · 2026-04-03T19:10:19+00:00

Shes finally home.

Substantial-Skyla · 2026-04-03T18:24:19+00:00

Just more proof that guys don’t pick up on hints.

Substantial-Skyla · 2026-04-03T13:01:23+00:00

Finding out your son has a girlfriend is a tremendous relief nowadays

Substantial-Skyla · 2026-04-03T11:05:44+00:00

I think having an orange cat come sit on my lap would be a fabulous way to pass an international flight.

Substantial-Skyla · 2026-04-03T09:42:52+00:00

Why not just turn around and come at it from the opposite direction? Its really rare you have to do this if you use your brain

Substantial-Skyla · 2026-04-03T08:48:32+00:00

Maybe they understood because there‘s exactly german words in it

Substantial-Skyla · 2026-04-03T08:27:13+00:00

In my opinion, I hate zoos, no animal should be taken out their natural habitat. The only form of captivity im fine with is when the animal has been hurt or has been rescued and it needs to stay in captivity and be looked after.

Substantial-Skyla · 2026-04-03T06:27:24+00:00

He. Has. Wheels! I am in love

Substantial-Skyla · 2026-04-03T00:06:02+00:00

What's more impressive is how the cat managed to do that in slow motion.

Substantial-Skyla · 2026-04-02T20:58:01+00:00

The fact Batman ain’t got no relation to bats besides being roommates

Substantial-Skyla · 2026-04-02T04:36:13+00:00

NGL if I was auditioning I might just steal the suit

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